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MONS, ANZAC AND KUT 



By an M.P. 



LONDON 

EDWAED AKNOLD 

1919 

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THIS BOOK 
IS DEDICATED TO 

LORD ROBERT CECIL 

AND 

THE LEAGUE OF NATIONS 



PREFACE 

JOURNALS, in the eyes of their author, usually 
require an introduction of some kind, which, 
often, may be conveniently forgotten. The reader 
is invited to turn to this one if, after persevering 
through the pages of the diary, he wishes to learn 
the reason of the abrupt changes and chances of 
war that befell the writer. They are explained 
by the fact that his eyesight did not allow him to 
pass the necessary medical tests. He was able, 
through some shght skill, to evade these obstacles 
in the first stage of the war ; later, when England 
had settled down to routine, they defeated him, 
as far as the WestfTi Front was concerned. He 
was fortunately compensated for this disadvantage 
by a certain knowledge of .the East, that sent him 
in various capacities to different fronts, often at 
critical times. It was as an Interpreter that the 
writer went to France. After a brief imprisonment, 
it was as an Intelligence Officer that he went to 
Egypt, the Dardanelles and Mesopotamia. 

The first diary was dictated in hospital from 
memory and rough notes made on the Retreat 
from Mons. For the writing of the second diary, 
idle hours were provided in the Dardanelles between 
times of furious action. The third diary, which 



iv PREFACE 

deals with the fall of Kut, was written on the Fly 
boats of the River Tigris. 

In a diary egotism is inevitable. Julius Caesar 
cloaked it by using the third person and Lord 
French by preferring to blame others, rather than 
to praise himself, but these devices are no precedents 
for one who is not a generaUssimo* There remains 
anonymity. True, it is a very thin covering for 
modesty, but, like a modern bathing-dress, it may 
serve its purpose. 

When dots occur in the journal, they have their 
usual significance. The author was thinking his 
private thoughts, or, perhaps, criticizing some high 
authority, or concealing what, for the moment, 
at any rate, is better not revealed. 

In the Retreat from Mons, only Christian or 
nicknames have generally been used. In the case 
of the other two Expeditions, names have been 
used freely, though where it was considered advisable, 
they have occasionally been disguised or initials 
substituted for them. 

This diary claims to be no more than a record 
of great and small events, a chronicle of events 
within limited horizons — a retreat, a siege and an 
attack. Writing was often hurried and difficult, 
and the diary was sometimes neglected for a 
period. If inaccuracies occur, the writer offers 
sincere apologies. 



CONTENTS 

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KUT, 1916 189 



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MONS 
August 12-Septembeb 13, 1914 

ON Wednesday, August 12, 1914, my regiment left 
Wellington Barracks at seven in the morning. 
I fell into step in the ranks as they went out of 
the gateway, where I said good-bye to my brother, 
who left that day. It was very quiet in the streets, 
as the papers had said nothing about the movement 
of troops. On the march the wives and relations 
of men said good-bye to them at intervals, and some 
of our people came to see us off at the station, 
but we missed them. 

We entrained for Southampton — Tom, Robin, 
Valentine and I got into the same carriage. We 
left Southampton without much delay. I was 
afraid of a hitch, but got on to the ship without 
any trouble. On board everybody was very cheerful. 
Most people thought that the first big engagement 
would have begun and very likely have ended 
before we arrived. Some were disappointed and 
some cheered by this thought. The men sang 
without ceasing and nobody thought of a sea attack. 

The next day (the 13th) we arrived very early at 
Le Havre in a blazing sun. As we came in, the 
French soldiers tumbled out of their barracks and 
came to cheer us. Our men had never seen foreign 
uniforms before, and roared with laughter at their 
colours. Stephen Burton of the Coldstream Guards 



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rebuked his men. He said : " These French troops 
are our AUies ; they are going to fight with us 
against the Germans." Whereupon one man said : 
" Poor chaps, they deserve to be encouraged," 
and took off his cap and waved it and shouted 
" Vive I'Empereur ! " He was a bit behind the 
times. I believe if the Germans beat us and 
invaded England they would still be laughed at 
in the villages as ridiculous foreigners. 

We were met by a Colonel of the French Reserves, 
a weak and ineffective man, two Boy Scouts, and 
a semi-idiotic mterpreter. We shed this man as 
soon as we were given our own two excellent inter- 
preters. We had no wood to cook the men's 
dinners, and I was sent off with Jumbo and a 
hundred men to see what I could find. A French 
corporal came reluctantly with us. We marched 
a mile, when we found an EngHsh quartermaster 
at a depot, who let us requisition a heap of great 
faggots, which we carried back. 

After breakfast I was sent with Hickie to arrange 
for billeting the men. Hickie rode a bicycle and 
lent me his horse, which was the most awful brute 
I have ever mounted in any country. It walked 
ordinarily Hke a crab ; when it was frightened it 
walked backwards, and it was generally frightened. 
It would go with the troop, but not alone, and 
neither whip nor reins played any part in guiding 
the beast. Hickie couldn't ride it. Some French 
soldiers threw some stones at it and hit me. Finally 
we got a crawling cab, then a naotor, and went 
off about 11 kilometres to the Cafe des Fleurs, 
where the camp was to be. It was a piping hot 
day. We got a house for the Colonel and Desmond 
belonging to Monsieur Saville, who said he was 



LE HAVEE 7 

a friend of Mr. Yoxall, M.P. He had a very jolly 
arbour, where we dined. In the afternoon the 
troops came marching up the steep hill in great 
heat. Hickie and I found a man rather drunk, 
with a very hospitable Frenchman. The Frenchman 
said : " We have clean sheets and a well-aired bed, 
coffee, wine or beer for him, if he desires them," 
There was no question about the man's desiring 
them. Hickie almost wept, and said : " How can 
you keep an army together if they are going to 
be treated like this ? " The sun had been delightful 
in the morning at Le Havre, but was cruel on the 
troops, especially on the Reservists, coming up 
the long hill. 

The French had been very hospitable. They 
had given the men, where they had been able to 
do so free of observation, wine, coffee and beer. 
The result was distressing. About twenty of the 
men collapsed at the top of the hiU in a ditch, 
some of them unconscious, seeming almost dying, 
like fish out of water. The French behaved very 
well, especially the women, and stopped giving 
them spirits. I got hold of cars and carried the 
men off to their various camps. Jack, Tom and I 
slept all right in a tent on the ground. The next day 
I was sent down by the Colonel with the drum- 
major, to buy beer for the regiment at Is. Id. a 
gallon, which seemed cheap. I met Stephen while 
I was buying things. He told me we were off 
that night, that we were to start at ten, but that 
we should not be entrained till 4.30. I lunched 
with Churchill, who very kindly tried to help me 
to get a horse. Long sent me back in his motor. 
At the camp, the Colonel complained that the beer 
had not come, and that the drum-major and the 



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men had been lost. I commandeered a private 
motor and went back at a tremendous rate into 
the town, all but killing the drum-major at a corner. 
We had a capital dinner. M. SaviUe gave us 
excellent wine, and the Colonel told me to make him 
a speech. We then lay down before the march. 
The next camp captured a spy, but nobody paid 
any attention. About 10.30 we moved off. It 
was a warm night with faint moonhght. Coming 
into the town the effect was operatic. As we 
marched or were halted all the windows opened 
and the people put their heads out to try and 
talk to us. At about half-past eleven it began 
to rain, but the men whistled the Marseillaise and 
" It's a long way to Tipperary." The people came 
out of the houses, trying to catch the hands of the 
men and walking along beside them. We were 
halted in front of the station, and waited endlessly 
in the rain. We then had an almost unspeakable 
march over cobbles, past interminable canals, over 
innumerable bridges, through what seemed to be 
the conglomeration of all the slums of all the world, 
to Hght that always promised us rest but never came. 
It poured without ceasing. At last we arrived 
at the station, and when we saw the train pan- 
demonium followed. Everybody jumped into 
carriages and tried to keep other people out, so 
as to have more room. We were all soaked to the 
skin, and nobody bothered about any one else. 
After that we got out and packed the men in. Tom, 
Charles, Jack, Hickie and I got into one carriage. 
Lieutenants who tried to follow were hurled out. 
It was very cold. Tom had a httle brandy, which 
did us some good. At about 5 a.m. we moved off. 
The next day we arrived at Amiens. 



VADENCOUET 9 

Saturday, the 15th, we arrived at Amiens to see a 
great stir and bustle. We had not had much to eat. 
We found several officers of the Coldstream Guards 
in their shirt-sleeves, who had got left trying to 
get food. I got masses later on at a wayside station, 
and a stream of people to carry it, and returned 
with rousing cheers from the men. At every station 
we were met by enormous crowds that cheered and 
would have kissed our hands if we had let them. 
They made speeches and piled wreaths of flowers 
upon the Colonel, who was at first very shy, but 
driven to' make a speech, hked it, and became 
almost garrulous. At Arras we had the greatest 
ovation of aU. An old man in the crowd gave 
me a post-card, which I directed to a relation at 
home and asked him to post. This he did, adding 
a long letter of his own, to say that I was well 
and in good spirits. This letter and my post-card 
got past the censor. 

Late that night we came to a place called Wassigny, 
where, after a lot of standing about, we went up 
to a farmhouse. Hickie and I lay down on the floor 
in a sort of an office at about haK-past two, with 
orders to be off at five. The Colonel slept outside, 
half on and half off a bench. He never seemed 
to need sleep. 

We left the next morning, Sunday, the 16th, 
at five, for Vadencourt. I was wearing Cretan 
boots, and my feet already began to trouble me. 

At Vadencourt we met the Maire and his col- 
league. Monsieur Lesur. He took us first of all to 
the most beautiful place for a camp, a splendid 
field by a river for bathing, wooded with poplars, 
but no sooner had we got there than we were told 
the Coldstreamers had the right to it. 



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In Vadencourt everybody helped us. The people 
threw open their houses, their barns and their 
orchards. They could not do enough ; but it was 
a long business and we had not finished until 
1 o'clock, by which time we were pretty tired. 
Then the troops turned up, and we had to get 
them into billets. After that we lanched with the 
Colonel. The French cottages were extraordinarily 
clean, never an insect, but plenty of mice rioting 
about at night. There were many signs of religion 
in all these cottages. Most of the rooms were 
filled with crucifixes and pictures of the Saints. 
The priests seemed to have a great deal of influence. 
Vadencourt was very religious, and the morning 
we went oflE they had a special service for the men, 
which was impressive. All the people seemed 
saintly, except the Maire, who was very much 
of this world. 

The men had fraternized with the people and, 
to the irritation of the Colonel, wore flowers in 
their hair and caps. There was no drunkenness 
— ^in fact the men complained that there was nothing 
strong enough to make a man drunk. Generally 
there was not much to do, though one day the men 
helped with the harvest. The people could not 
have been kinder. It was, as one of the men said, 
a great " overtation." Every day there was a 
paper pubhshed in amazing English. In one paper 
we found a picture of Alex Thynne, with con- 
temptuous and angry references to a speech he 
had made against EngUsh tourists going to France ; 
he wanted them to go instead to Bath, in his con- 
stituency, and so to please both him and his 
constituents. 

It was a quiet life. There was very little soldiering, 



VADENCOUET 11 

and that, as some one said, was more like mancBuvres 
in the millennium than anything else. Everywhere 
corn was offered for our horses and wine for our- 
selves, but there was a great fear underlying the 
quiet. We were constantly asked whether the 
Germans would ever get to Vadencourt, and always 
said we were quite sure they would not. We used 
to mess at the inn close to my house. Of French 
troops we saw practically nothing, except our 
two interpreters, Chariot, who talked very good 
EngUsh, and Bernard, a butcher from Havre, 
a most excellent fellow, who was more English 
than the English, though he could only talk a few 
words of the language. There was also another 
interpreter, head master of a girls' school in Paris. 
He said to me : " Vous trouverez toutes especes 
d'infames parmi les interprets, meme des M.P.s." 

One day Hugo said that it would be interesting, 
before going into battle, to have our fortunes 
told. I told him he could not get a fortune-teller 
at Vadencourt. " Not at all, there is one in the 
village ; I saw it written over her shop, ' Sage 
Femme '." ... I was very comfortable in my house, 
which was just out of bounds, but not enough to 
matter. 

Monsieur Louis Prevot came in one day, with 
a beautiful mare, brown to bay, Moonshine II, 
by Troubadour out of Middlemas. He said that 
she could jump two metres. Her disadvantages 
were that she jumped these two metres at the 
wrong time and in the wrong place, that she hated 
being saddled and kicked when she was groomed : 
while Monsieur Prevot was showing me how to 
prevent her kicking she kicked right through the 
bam door. I bought her for £40, I think Prevot 



12 MONS, ANZAC, AND KUT 

thought that the French authorities were going 
to take his stables and that I was his only chance. 
When she settled dow-n to troops she became a 
beautiful mount. 

That day I went with Hickie through Etreux 
to Boue, foraging. I drove with a boy called 
Vanston behind a regular man-killer. It was far 
worse than anj'^thing that happened at Mons. 
Vanston talked aU the time of the virtue of Irish- 
women, of the great advantage of having medals 
and the delight old men found in looking at them, 
of the higher courage of the unmarried man and 
his keen anxiety to get into battle, and of the good- 
ness of God. Hickie was upset because he thought 
that the man-killing horse was going to destroy 
the Maltese cart, which was, apparently, harder 
to replace than Vanston or me. 

The night before we left the Colonel gave us 
a lecture. As an additional preparation for the 
march we were also inoculated against typhoid, 
which made some people light-headed. 

We left Vadencourt on August 19th, Hickie 
and Hubert both ill, travelling on a transport 
cart. I rode ahead, through pretty and uneventful 
country. At Oisy, Hickie was very ill, and I got 
him some brandy. W^e were to camp beyond 
Oisy. When we got to the appointed place the 
Maire was ill and half dotty. S. and I laboured 
like mad to find houses, but at last, when our work 
was finished we found that they had already been 
given to the Coldstreamers. Some of the people 
were excellent. One old fellow of seventy wept 
and wished that his house was as big as a bam, 
that he might put up the soldiers in it. A rough 
peasant boy took me round and stayed with us 



THE ADVANCE 13 

all the afternoon and refused to take a penny. 
But some of them were not so kind. In the end, 
billets were not found for a number of officers 
and men, who slept quite comfortably in the new- 
mown hay. We passed a big monastery where 
two Germans, disguised as priests, had been taken 
and shot the week before. I slept in a house 
belonging to three widows, aU like stage creatures. 
They had one of the finest cupboards I have ever 
seen. 

The next morning (August 20th) we marched 
off to Marbilles — a big dull town, and again some 
of the people were not overpleased to see us. Here 
we had an excellent dinner. I slept at a chemist's. 
Hickie was sent back from Maroilles to Amiens 
with rheumatic fever. We got up at 4 o'clock 
the next morning (August 21st), and had a pretty 
long march to Longueville by Malplaquet. 

As we crossed the frontier the men wanted 
a cheer, but they were ordered to be quiet, "so as 
not to let the Germans hear them." This order 
gave an unpleasant impression of the proximity 
of the Germans. 

The men began to fall out a great deal on the 
road. The heat was very great. Many of the 
reservists were soft, and their feet found them 
out. Their rough clothes rubbed them. Tom 
carried rifles all day, and I carried rifles and kit 
on my horse, while the men held on to the stirrups. 

By this time the Maires of France seemed to 
be growing faint under the strain of billeting. 
We never saw the Maire of Longueville. The 
country made a wonderful picture that I shall 
never forget. We marched past fields of rich, 
tall grass, most splendid pasture, and by acres and 



14 MONS, ANZAC, AND KUT 

acres of ripe corn which was either uncut or, if 
cut, uncarried. 

There was any amount of food for our horses, 
but one felt reluctant at first at feeding them in 
the standing com. I went ahead when I could 
to forage for the mess, and because Moonshine 
danced continuously and produced confusion. 

We lived chiefly on hard-boiled eggs, chocolate 
and beer, but we did better than most other 
companies, because generally, as Valentine said, 
the officers' vocabulary was limited to " omelette " 
and " biere." 

Longueville is a very long town, with fine houses, 
and we did capitally there, but the men were tired. 
No. 3 dined luxuriously at a farm. Hugo and I 
billeted at two houses close to each other. At 
6 o'clock I went to get some rest, when my servant 
told me that the order had come to stand to arms 
at once, as the Germans were close upon us. 

I went outside and heard one cannon boom very 
faintly in the distance. Women were wringing 
their hands and crying in the streets, and the 
battaUon was ordered to stand to arms. Then, 
after a time, we were ordered to march at ten, and 
went back to quarters. At this time we began 
to curse the Germans for disturbing the peace of 
Europe. 

The women of the village brought us milk, bread, 
everything they could for the march. While we 
were dining the order came to make ready for a 
German attack. We went out at once. Bernard 
took me up and down various roads, and we put 
iron and wire and everything we could lay hold 
of, across them, making a flimsy defence. When 
we returned we heard that we were to march at 



MONS 15 

2 a.m., and at 11 those who could lay down 
to sleep. The woman in my house was very kind 
in getting bread and milk. At 2 o'clock we began 
marching. The horses were all over the place. 
Moonshine nearly kicked a man behind her heels, 
and Tom just missed being killed by the ammunition 
horse in front. It was very dark. 

We marched to a place called Senhs. Dawn 
came, and then an enemy aeroplane appeared over 
us, which everybody at once shot at. Moonshine 
broke up two companies in the most casual way. 
The aeroplane went on. In Belgium the people 
were very good to us, during the week-end that 
we spent there. They were honest and pathetic. 
There were no signs of panic, but there was a ghastly 
silence in the towns. 

Beyond Senlis we were halted on a plain near 
a big town which we did not then know was Mons. 
We were drawn up and told that the Germans 
were close to us and that we had to drive them 
back. Valentine and I lay down under the shelter 
of a haystack, as it was raining. It was a mournful 
day in its early hours. At about 10 a.m. I was 
sent for by the Colonel, who had been looking 
for me, he said, for some time. He told me to 
ride after S. to Quevy-le-Grand. I rode fast, and 
caught up S. We stabled our horses and went 
round the town. Soames, a Staff officer, told 
us we could have both sides of the road— as we 
understood, the pompous main road. Unfortunately 
he meant both sides of an insignificant road we 
had not even noticed. We took one of the biggest 
and most beautiful farms I have ever seen for Head- 
quarters, and proposed to put seven or eight officers 
in it. We then, as usual, found that, this house 



16 MONS, ANZAC, AND KUT 

and all the rest had been given to the Coldstreamers, 
and we went to hunt for other billets. I thought 
I heard cannon, faint and dim. As we went on 
with our work the noise grew louder and louder. 
There was a big battle going on within four or five 
miles. Then in came the battalion from Senlis 
(which was burnt twenty-four hours later) at 
about twelve, and got into billets, while, at last, 
we had luncheon. Valentine and I were eating 
an omelette and talking Shakespeare, when suddenly 
we saw the battalion go past. We both got cursed 
because we had not been able to prophesy that the 
battalion would start within twenty minutes. We 
marched on till about half-past three, through 
rising and falling land, under a very hot sun. We 
were getting nearer to the battle. The sky was 
filled with smoke-wreaths from shells. " We are 
going slap-bang at them," said Hubert. At 3.30 
we found ourselves on a hill, by a big build- 
ing which looked like a monastery. The road 
was crowded with troops and frightened peasants. 
Below the road lay the green valley with the river 
winding through it, and on the crest of the wooded 
hills beyond were the Germans. 

We left our horses and marched down to the 
valley. As we passed the village of Harveng 
I inconsiderately tried to get a drink of water from 
a house. The men naturally followed, but we 
were all ordered on, and I had nothing to drink 
until 7 o'clock the next morning. The men, or 
some of them, got a little water that night. 

From behind us by the monastery the shells 
rose in jerks, three at a time. The Germans 
answered from the belt of trees above the cliffs. 
Our feelings were more violently moved against 



MONS 17 

Germany as the disturber of Europe. I went 
into the first fight prepared only for peace, as I 
had left my revolver and sword on my horse. Tom 
said : " For goodness' sake don't get away from 
our company ; those woods will be full of Germans 
with bayonets to-night." We never doubted that 
we should drive them back. The Colonel called 
the officers together and told us that the trees 
above the chalk cHfEs were our objective. We 
then lay down in some lucerne and waited and 
talked. The order to move came about 5.30, 
I suppose. We went down through the fields 
rather footsore and came to a number of wire 
fences which kept in cattle. These fences we 
were ordered to cut. My agricultural instinct re- 
volted at this destrdction. We marched on through 
a dark wood to the foot of the cliffs and, skirting 
them, came to the open fields, on the flank of the 
wood, sloping steeply upwards. Here we found 
our first wounded man, though I believe as we 
moved through the wood an officer had been 
reported missing. 

The first stretch was easy. Some rifle bullets 
hummed and buzzed round and over us, but nothing 
to matter. We almost began to vote war a dull 
thing. We took up our position under a natural 
earthwork. We had been there a couple of minutes 
when a reaUy terrific fire opened. We were told 
afterwards that we were not the target — that it 
was an accident that they happened to have stumbled 
on the exact range. But even if we had known 
this at the time, it would not have made much 
difference. It was as if a scythe of bullets passed 
directly over our heads about a foot above the 
earthworks. It came in gusts, whistUng and sighing. 

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The men behaved very -well. A good many of 
them were praying and crossing themselves. A 
man next to me said : " It's hell fire we're going 
into." It seemed inevitable that any man who 
went over the bank must be cut neatly in two. 
Valentine was sent to find out if Bernard was ready 
on the far left. Then, in a lull, Tom gave the 
word and we scrambled over and dashed on to 
the next bank. Bullets were singing round us 
like a swarm of bees, but we had only a short way 
to go, and got, all of us, I think, safely to the next 
shelter, where we lay and gasped and thought 
hard. 

Our next rush was worse, for we had a long way 
to go through turnips. The prospect was extremely 
unattractive ; we thought that the fire came from 
the fine of trees which we were ordered to take, 
and that we should have to stand the almost im- 
possible fire from which the first bank had sheltered 
us. This was not the case, as the German trenches, 
we heard afterwards, were about 300 yards behind 
the trees, but their rifle fire and their shells cut 
across. We had not gone more than about 100 
yards, at a rush and uphill, when a shell burst 
over my head. I jumped to the cpnclusion that 
I was killed, and fell flat. I was ashamed of myself 
before I reached the ground, but, looking round, 
found that everybody else had done the same. 

The turnips seemed to offer a sort of cover, and 
I thought of the feelings of the partridges, a covey 
of which rose as we sank. Tom gave us a minute 
in which to get our wind — we lay gasping in the 
heat, while the shrapnel splashed about — and then 
told us to charge, but ordered the men not to fire 
until they got the word. As we rose, with a number 



MONS 19 

of partridges, the shooting began again, violently, 
but without much effect, I think we had six 
or seven men hit. We raced to the trees. Valentine 
was so passionately anxious to get there that he 
discarded his haversack, scabbard and mackintosh, 
and for days afterwards walked about with his 
naked sword as a walking-stick. 

When we reached the trees in a condition of 
tremendous sweat we found an avenue and a road 
with a ditch on either side. We were told that our 
trenches were a few yards over the farther hedge, 
faced by the German trenches, about 250 yards 
off. There was fierce rifle and machine-gun fire. 
Night fell ; the wounded were carried back on 
stretchers ; we sat very uncomfortably in a ditch. 
I was angry with Tom for the only time on the 
march, as he was meticulous about making us 
take cover in this beastly ditch when outside it 
there was a bank of grass Hke a sofa, which to all 
intents and purposes was safe from fire. We were 
extremely thirsty, but there was nothing to drink 
and no prospect of getting water. After some 
time we moved down the road upon which we 
lay, getting what sleep we could. In the earher 
part of the night there were fierce duels of rifle 
fire and machine-guns between the two trenches. 
It sounded as if the Germans were charging. Our 
men in the road never got a chance of letting ofE 
their guns. Most of us dosed coldly and uncomfort- 
ably on the hard road. I woke up about 2 a.m., 
dreaming that a mule was kicking the splash- 
board of a Maltese wagon to pieces, and then 
realized that it was the German rifle fire beyond 
the hedge, hitting the road. I walked up the road 
for a few yards and heard two men talking, one 



20 MONS, ANZAC, AND KUT 

of whom was, I suppose, Hubert,, and the other 
must have been C. Hubert said : " Have I your 
leave, sir, to retire ? " " Yes, you have ; everybody 
else has gone ; it is clear that we are outflanked 
on the left, and it is suicide to stay." The battaUon 
was then ordered to retire; No. 3 Company, doing 
rearguard, was ordered back to the fields which 
we had already crossed. I said to Tom : " I 
hear upon the best authority that this is suicide." 
Tom said : "Of course it is ; we shall get an 
awful slating." We moved back. There was a 
faint hght and a spasmodic rifle fire from the 
Germans as we went back to the fields we had 
crossed. We could not make out why they did 
not open on us with shrapnel, as they had the 
range. We lay down on the new-cut hay, which 
smelt delicious- It seemed almost certain that we 
should be wiped out when dawn came, but most 
of us went fast asleep. I did. At 4 o'clock we 
were hurried off. We went down into the bhnding 
darkness of the wood by the road we had gone the 
evening before. We went through the wood, past 
the monastery, up into the village. There we 
waited. The road was blocked, the villagers were 
huddled, moaning, in the streets. 

The men were very pleased to have been under 
fire, and compared notes as to how they felt. Every 
one was pleased. But they felt that more of this 
sort of thing would be unciviUzed, and it ought 
to be stopped by somebody now. In the dawn 
we crossed a high down, where we expected to be 
shelled, but nothing happened. We were very 
tired and footsore. 

At 7 o'clock we got to Quevy-le-Petit and had 
a long drink, the first for seventeen hours. The 



THE EETREAT 21 

smell of powder and the heat had made us very 
thirsty. Two companies were set to dig trenches. 
We were held in reserve, and all the hot morning 
we shelled the Germans from Quevy-le-Petit, while 
their guns answered our fire without much efEect, 
One shell was a trouble. The remainder of the 

Regiment (men without officers), who had had 

a bad time at Mons, had a shell burst over them 
and rushed through our ranks, taking some of our 
men with them. This was put right at once. 

We were told that a tremendous German attack 
was to take place in the evening ; we dishked 
the idea, as, even to an amateur Uke myself, it was 
obvious that there was hardly any means of defence. 
To stay was to be destroyed, as the Colonel said 
casually, causing " une impression bien penible." 

We wrote farewell letters which were never 
sent. I kept mine in my pocket, as I thought it 
would do for a future occasion. They began to 
shell us heavily while we helped ourselves from 
neighbouring gardens. We did this with as much 
consideration as possible, and Valentine and I 
went oflE to cook some potatoes in an outhouse 
by a lane. 

The peasants were flying, and offered us all their 
superfluous goods. They were very kind. Then 
an order to retire came, and in hot haste we left our 
potatoes. We retired at about 1 o'clock in the 
afternoon and marched to Longueville, or rather 
to a camp near it called Bavai. We reached this 
camp at about 10.30 at night. Moonshine behaved 
like the war-horse in the Bible. She had hysterics 
which were intolerable ; smelUng the battle a long 
way off. She must have done this the night before, 
when it was much nearer and I had left her with 



22 MONS, ANZAC, AND KUT 

Ryan, for when I found her again she had only 
one stirrup. A sergeant-major captured her and 
picketed her for the night. 

The orchard in which we camped blazed with 
torch-light and camp-fires and was extremely 
cheerful. Every now and then a rifle went off by 
accident, and this was always greeted with 
tremendous cheers. 

I was very tired, and threw myself down to sleep 
under a tree, when up came the Colonel and said : 
" Come along, have some rum before you go to 
bed." I went and drank it, and with all the others 
lay down thoroughly warm and contented in the 
long wet grass, and slept soundly for three hours. 
Next morning we were woken about 3 o'clock, 
but did not march off till 6 o'clock. 

From Bavai we marched to Landrecies. Hubert 
rode ahead with me to do the billeting. We 
pastured our horses in the luxuriant grass and got 
milk at the farms. We did not see much sign of 
panic amongst the people, but coming to a big 
railway station we saw that all the engines of the 
heavy ammunition wagons had been turned round. 
Hubert saw and swore. In the morning we occupied 
a farm, where I tried to buy a strap to replace my 
lost stirrup. We lay about under haystacks and 
talked to the farmer and his son. After about 
an hour it was reported that two hundred Germans 
were coming down the road, and Eric went off 
after them, with machine-guns. 

The retreat had begun in real earnest. This 
whole retreat was curiously normal. Everybody 
got very sick of it, and all day long one was hearing 
officers and men saying how they wanted to turn 
and fight. I used to feel that myself, though 



LANDEECIES 23 

when one was told to do so and realized that we 
were unchaperoned by the French and faced by 
about two million Germans, it did something to 
cool one's pugnacity, and one received the subsequent 
order to retire in a temperate spirit. Men occasion- 
ally fell out from bad feet, but the regiment marched 
quite splendidly. There was never any sign of 
flurry or panic anywhere. I think that most 
people, when they reahzed what had happened, 
accepted things rather impersonally. They thought 
that as far as our Army in France was concerned, 
disaster, in the face of the enormous numbers that 
we had to fight, was inevitable, but that this disaster 
was not vital as long as the Navy was safe. 

My dates are not quite accurate here, as I cannot 
account for one day. It was Sunday, August 23rd, 
that we had the fight at Mons ; I remember several 
men said : " Our people are now going to Evening 
Service at home," as we marched out ; and it was 
Tuesdaj'^, September 1st, that we had the fight in 
which I and the others were taken prisoners. 

Hubert and I arrived at Landrecies about 1 o'clock. 
Going in, we met S., a Staff officer, who told us 
where we could quarter the men. We went to 
a big house belonging to a man called Berlaimont, 
which Hubert wanted to have as Headquarters. 
Berlaimont was offensive and did not wish to give 
his house. We went on to the Maire, who gave ua 
permission to take it. After lunch we went on 
billeting, finding some very fine houses. We had 
a mixed reception. Berlaimont gave in ungraciously, 
and wrote up rather offensive orders as to what 
was not to be done : " Ne pas cracher dans les 
corridors." In other houses, too, they made 
difficulties. I said : " After all, we are better 



24 MONS, ANZAC, AND KUT 

than the Germans." They soon had the chance 
of judging. The troops came in to be billeted. 
At 6 o'clock fire suddenly broke out in the town, 
and the cry was raised that the Germans were upon 
us. I ran back and got my sword and revolver 
at Headquarters, and going out, found a body of 
unattached troops training a Maxim on the estaminet 
that was my lodgings. I prevented them firing. 
Troops took up positions all over the town. The 
inhabitants poured out pell-mell. It was like a 
flight in the Balkans. They carried their all away 
in wheelbarrows, carts, perambulators and even 
umbrellas. I met and ran into M. Berlaimont, 
very pale and fat, trotting away from the town ; 
he said to me with quivering cheeks : " What is 
it ? " I said : " It is the Prussians, M. Berlaimont. 
And they will probably spit in your corridors." 

We had some dinner in a very hospitable house. 
At 8 o'clock there was some very fierce fighting ; 
the Coldstreamers had been ordered outside the 
town. The Germans came up, talking French, and 
called out to Monk, a Coldstream officer : " Ne 
tirez pas ; nous sommes des amis," and " Vive 
les Anglais." A German knocked Monk under a 
transport wagon. Then our men grasped what 
was happening ; they charged the Germans and 
the Germans charged them, three times, I believe. 
They brought up machine-guns. Afterwards one 
of our medical officers said that we had lost 150 
men, kilUng 800 to 1,000 Germans. It was there 
that Archer Chve was killed. 

Just before dinner I met an officer of the regiment* 
I asked him if he had a billet. He told me he could 
not get one, and I said he could have mine and that 
I would find another. However, I found that my 



LANDEECIES 25 

kit had already been put into the estaminet, and 
took him up to the market-place to find a lodging. 
We first went to an empty oaf 6, where all the liquor 
was left out, with no master or servants. We 
left money for what beer we drank. I then found 
a room in a tradesman's house. After dinner I 
went down to the main barricade with Jack. 
Wagons, including one of our own that carried our 
kit, had been dragged across the road and defences 
were put up hke Kghtning. We loopholed the 
houses and some houses were pulled down. It was 
an extraordinarily picturesque scene. The town was 
pitch-black except where the torches glowed on the 
faces and on the bayonets of the men, or where 
shells flashed and bxirst. I thought of the taking 
of Itahan towns in the seventeenth century. The 
Germans shelled us very heavily. It did not 
seem as if there was much chance of getting away, 
but no one was despondent. At about I a.m. 
there was a luU in the firing, and I went back 
to He down in my room. There I fell asleep, 
and the shelling of the town did not wake me, 
though the house next to me was hit. About 
2.30, in my sleep I heard my name, and found 
Desmond calling me loudly in the street outside. 
He said : " We have lost two young officers, 
L. and W. Come out and find them at once. The 
Germans are coming into the town, and we shaU 
have to clear out instantly." I said to him : "I 
don't know either L. or W. by sight, and if I did 
it is far too dark to see them." " Well," he said, 
" you must do your best." I went out and walked 
about the town, which was still being shelled, but 
I was far more afraid of being run over in the 
darkness than of being hit. Troops were pouring 



26 MONS, ANZAC, AND KUT 

out in great confusion— foot, artillery, transport 
mixed— and there were great holes in the road 
made by the German shells. I met Eric, who 
said : " Come along with me to Guise " ; also 
the driver of a great transport wagon, who said 
he had no orders, and begged me to come with 
him : he felt lonely without an officer. 

It was quite clear to me that it was impossible 
to find these two officers. I met Desmond by 
Headquarters and told him so ; he said : " Very 
well, fall in and come along." The regiment 
passed at that moment. Hubert and Tom told 
me to fall in, but I would not leave Moonshine, 
though there did not seem to be much more chance 
of finding her than W. and L. My groom and 
servant had both disappeared. The houses were 
all locked or deserted, I battered on a door with 
my revolver. Two old ladies timidly came out 
with a light. They pointed to a house where I 
could find a man, but at that moment a French- 
man came up, whom I commandeered. I went 
ofiE to Headquarters to see if a sergeant was left. 

There was nobody there. The dinner left looked 
like Belshazzar's feast. I had a good swig of 
beer from a jug. My saddle and sword had gone. 
I went out with the Frenchman and saw that 
the troops were nearly all out of the town. I deter- 
mined to stay, if necessary, and hide until I could 
find my horse, but the Frenchman turned up 
trumps and we found her. We were terrified of 
her heels in the dark. I thanked the old ladies and 
apologized for having threatened them with my 
revolver. There was no question of riding Moonshine 
bare-back. I went back to get a saddle, below 
Headquarters, but the Germans were there, so the 



LANDKBCIES 27 

Frenchman swore. It was too dark to see, but they 
weren't our men. I took her back to where the 
medical officer was billeted. He had been waiting 
with a dying man and was about to leave the town. 
I asked him to let one of his men lead her, and went 
forward to see if I could get a saddle. In this I 
failed. As I got out of the town dawn was breaking. 
For some obscure reason one of our gunners fired 
a shell. Everybody said : "I suppose that is 
to teU them where we are." We all thought that 
the German artillery fire must catch us going 
out of the town. For the second time they let 
us off. By that time we had grasped the fact 
that they could outmarch us, but we did not know 
that they had come on motor-cars, and ascribed 
their greater pace to what we believed to be the 
fact — that we were entirely unsupported by the 
French. My regiment were a good long way 
ahead. I joined an officer who was leading a 
detachment, and he was anxious that I should stay 
with him. As I walked along, pretty footsore, 
an unshaven man came up and asked me if I liked 
this sort of thing better than politics. I didn't 
say much, as I had heard the soldiers discussing 
politicians in the dark at Landrecies, cursing all 
pohticians every time a shell fell, and saying : 
" Ah, that's another one we owe to them. Why 
aren't they here ? " He offered me a horse. He 
was the Colonel of the Irish Horse, Burns-Lindow. 
I took the horse gratefully, which had a slight 
wound on its shoulder and was as slow as an ox, 
poor beast. This drove me almost mad after 
Moonshine, and, meeting another officer, I fell 
into conversation with him. I asked if he saw 
anything wrong in my taking the saddle off this 



28 MONS, ANZAC, AND KUT 

horse and putting it on to Moonshine, when I found 
her. He said it was certainly irregular, and I 
then recognized who he was. I got away from 
him as soon as possible and, finding another officer 
of the Irish Horse, persuaded him to help me to take 
ofiE the saddle and put it on to Moonshine, whom 
I had regained fairly chastened. I found the 
Colonel, and we rode on to Etreux. Here we brought 
down an aeroplane after it had dropped a bomb 
on us. The officers tried to prevent the men 
shooting, but the noise made their commands 
useless. The CO. was very angry. He said : 
" I will teach you to behave like a lot of . ,. . s. 
Off you go and dig trenches." One of the men 
said as we marched off : "If that was a friendly 
aeroplane, what did it want to drop that bomb 
on us for ? " He was quite right. It had done 
this, and the shell had fallen about thirty yards 
away. Our fire prevented us hearing it. Stephen 
came down in a Balaclava helmet and said that 
officers were the best shots at aeroplanes because 
pheasants had taught them to swing in firing. 

At Etreux we were ordered to dig trenches, 
which we did. After this I slept under a hedge, 
where Bernard, the Frenchman, gave me some 
rum, which was very welcome, as it was raining. 
At about 9 o'clock I felt Hubert, very angry, 
thumping me, as he thought I was a private who 
had taken his haversack to lie on. 
' The next morning everybody was in tremendous 
spirits. They had slept very well in the trenches 
and those outside had been housed in nests of 
straw. The officers were called up and spoken 
to by the Colonel. He read out a message from 
JofEre to say that the British Army had saved 



THE RETREAT 39 

France. He told us that the retreat had been 
inevitable and had given the French time to take 
up adequate defensive positions. The impression 
I think most of us had was that we had been used 
as a bait. Then we were once more ordered to 
retire. 

As I rode along in the morning going to La F6re 
an aeroplane passed fairly close over us ; everybody 
fired at it at once ; thousands of rounds must have 
been fired, and I found it useful in teaching Moon- 
shine to stand fire. She took her first lesson well, 
though she broke up the formation of half a company. 
We often saw aeroplanes, and they were nearly 
always shot at, whether they belonged to friend 
or foe. 

That day we marched to Origny, where we camped 
below a hill with a steep chff to it. I went into 
the town and bought eggs, brandy, etc. There 
was every kind of rumour about : that we were 
completely suirounded by the Germans ; that 
there were millions of them in front and behind ; 
also that there had been a great French defeat 
at Charleroi. 

We were all very joUy. At night the artillery 
poured past with the sound of a great cataract. 
We lay down on the hiUside, and every man going 
to get straw to cover him walked over Tom's face, 
who swore himself almost faint with rage. All 
our kit had been lost at Landrecies, and many of 
us had not great-coats. 

We started at dawn ; but had to wait to let other 
troops pass us. I was sent back to look for com- 
municating files of the regiment that had been 
lost. I found them with difficulty and brought 
them on. The Germans were too near to us. That 



30 MONS, ANZAC, AND KUT 

day we marched through great avenues of tall 
poplars and through a pleasant smiling country 
to La Fere. Moonshine began to grow lame. I 
stayed behind to get food for my company and 
lost the regiment, only finding them again after 
long wanderings and with the greatest difficulty. 
We camped near La Ffere. The regiment forgot 
its tiredness in a hunt after a strange horse which 
strayed into our camp and which Eric finally captured 
for the transport. Both Desmond and he tried 
hard to take my saddle from me ; for the saddle 
which I had first put upon Moonshine was Hickie's 
harness. Then Hickie was invaUded, and I lost 
his saddle at Landrecies and then got the saddle 
from B. L., Colonel of the Irish Horse. I beat 
them in argument, but thought they were quite 
capable of taking the saddle in spite of that. 

We stopped some time to smoke and rest. The 
men were drawn up on a torrid cornfield. Valentine 
was overdone. He volunteered, like the man in 
the Bible, to get water. Finding that he would 
have to wait in a long queue, he returned without 
the water. Tom's anger beat all records. A depu- 
tation from another regiment came and asked him 
to repeat what he had said. They were surprised 
to find that it was his brother-in-law who had 
provoked these comments. 

I saw John Manners and George Cecil, and 
gave them cigarettes. Near a great factory of 
some kind we marched past Sir Douglas Haig. 
I hurried past him. 

La F6re was an old fortified city. We were 
told we were to have a rest and the next day's 
march was to be a very short one. We camped 
near Berteaucourt. It was very hot. I hobbled 



THE RETREAT 31 

up to the village to get provisions, and found a 
French girl, the daughter of a farmer, who talked 
fair English. Near the village I spoke to a number 
of people. I told one peasant I thought it was 
a mistake that everybody should fly from their 
houses if they did not mean to clear out altogether, 
and that it was an invitation to the Germans to 
loot and bum. He said : " Monsieur, I quite 
agree with you. Moi, je vais agir en patriote 
quand Us viendront. Je vais tout bonnement 
descendre dans ma cave." The next day (the 
29th) we camped above the village of Pasly. On 
the road I got boracic cream for my horse's cracked 
heel. We passed through a big town, Coucy, 
crowded with curious, frightened, silent people. 
It had a very fine castle. I bought some cigarette- 
holders, with cinema pictures inside, for the Colonel. 
People pressed chocolate and all they could get 
into my hands, taking payment unwillingly. Moon- 
shine lost a shoe, but I managed to get her shod 
there. Reluctantly at Pasly I lent her to Robin, 
who went off to post his men in the village. The 
moment he had gone the O.C. sent for me and told 
me we had got outside the area of our maps, and 
asked if I could get him a map. I started off at 
once to walk to Soissons. When he discovered 
where I was going he said it was out of the question ; 
so I walked down to Pasly either to get a map there 
or to take the Maire's carriage and drive to Soissons. 
In Pasly there was a tenth-rate Maire and a school- 
master. They provided me with an ancient map, 
the date of which was 1870. It did not even mark 
the monument of the schoolmasters whom the 
Germans had lightheartedly shot on their last 
visit to the village. 



S2 MONS, ANZAC, AND KUT 

I found a half-wit, and paid him to carry up some 
wine, bread and eggs. 

We camped above a quarry and talked of what 
was going to happen. There seemed only two 
alternatives. One was that we should get into 
Paris and take first-class tickets home to England, 
and the other that we should stay and get wiped 
out. For we still saw no Frenbh troops ; we still 
believed ourselves to be 100,000 against a force 
of anything from one to two miUions. 

Eric had met a Lancer who had been full of the 
German atrocities. I met him and talked to 
him afterwards. His stories sounded improbable. 
Eric had also seen an extraordinary thing happen 
that morning. He had seen an aeroplane which 
we were bombarding. It was flying in the blue 
sky when it was struck. It was there, and then it 
was not. It just disappeared. 

August Z\st. We got up fairly early, and I 
rode with Eric past caves in which there were 
houses and quarries down the steep hillside to the 
plain of Soissons. It was a beautiful morning, 
very peaceful, and the air was scented. There 
was bright sunhght over the marching soldiers 
and the fields of green, taU grass. The CO. told 
me that our camping ground was at Coeuvxe. 
I asked leave to ride into Soissons and see if I 
could not get clean shirts and handkerchiefs to 
replace what we had lost at Landrecies. 

Soissons was hke a sunlit town of the dead. Four 
out of five houses were shut. Most of the weU-to-do 
people had gone. It was silent streets and bhnd 
houses. The clattering which Moonshine made 
on the cobbles was almost creepy. I stopped first 
of all at a saddler's^^shop and tried to get a proper 



THE EETREAT S8 

bridle. The saddler was a rough democratic 
Frenchman, not a bad fellow, the sort of man who 
made the Repubhc. He took me to a boot shop 
which was ray first need, where the people were 
very kind, and I bought a capital pair of boots 
for twelve francs. I went into the " Lion d'Or." 
They refused me a stall for Moonshine on the ground 
that the landlord and all his family were going. 
I insisted, and bought her some fodder, also some 
food for myself. They drove hard bargains. 

Out of doors I met some EngUsh officers having 
breakfast. They had only just arrived. I left 
a man called Gustave to look after Moonshine 
and went out to spend a most laborious morning 
of shopping. After going to many different shops 
I found a bazaar like a mortuary. With two old 
women and a boy. They said to me : " Take 
whatever you want and pay as much or as little 
as pleases you. If the Germans come we shall 
set fire to this place." They pressed every kind 
of souvenir on me, but it was extraordinary, with 
plenty lying roiuid, how difficult it was to get 
what one needed. I was buying mostly for 
other people. It was Hke being turned loose in 
Selfridge's — boots, scissors, pocket-knives, electric 
torches, watches, bags, vests, etc. I also bought 
an alpenstock, as I had lost my sword and thought 
it might be useful as a hght bayonet. 

I then went and had a bath, the first proper one 
since England. The heat was very great. I felt 
dirty and wanted to shave my beard, as the men said 
every day that I became more hke King Edward. 
I then intended to go to the Cathedral, but found 
the few Enghsh soldiers, in the town moving out 
hurriedly. They said the Germans were coming 

4 



34 MONS, ANZAC, AND KUT 

in an hour. So I gave up the Cathedral and went 
and had hinch in a jolly httle inn. There were 
some very excitable Frenchmen, one of whom 
asked me if I would sell him a lucky sixpence for 
a franc which he could wear round his neck. I 
suppose he was really pathetic ; at the moment 
he only irritated me. He said : " J'ai confiance — 
meme s'ils vont a Paris j'aurais confiance." " But," 
he said, " where is the French Army ? " They 
were all saying that by this time. 

I went back to my boot shop. All the women 
there were crying. They insisted upon giving 
me some wine. At the hotel I found the hotel- 
keeper and his family going off, squeaking with 
anger at the ostler, Gustave, who was helping me 
to carry all I had bought in two great bags. The 
weight was very oppressive in the heat, and I 
was afraid of making Moonshine's tender foot 
worse on the hard road. Before I had got outside 
the town I had to get off and readjust everything, 
with the help of some very kind French people. 
While I was doing this, Westminster, with Hugh 
Dawnay, drove up in his beautiful car. I suggested 
his taking my things on to Coeuvre. He said, 
unfortunately he had other orders, and wanted to 
laxow where to lunch. I told him where I had 
lunched, but said that he would probably have 
to share his lunch with the Germans if he went 
into the town, as they must now be close 
behind us. 

Riding on, I met some French troops evacuating 
the town and with them a man of my regiment, 
who had hurt his knee. He could not walk, so 
I put him under the charge of a French sergeant. 
While I was talking to him t^o other men of my 



THE EETREAT 35 

regiment came up. They had fallen out on the 
previous day and had had nothing to eat since 
yesterday's breakfast. I took them into a French 
house, where the people were very hospitable ; 
gave them food at once and insisted on giving 
them champagne, which they said was " dechampa- 
gnise." The men ate hke wolves. One of them was 
a splendidly built fellow, called Sheridan. 

Then we marched slowly on in the heat, for 
about two hours, when Sheridan said : " What 
is it is happening yonder, sir ? " pointing to the 
horizon about a mile away. Soon rifle fire broke 
out, and Sheridan said : " There are Uhlans coming 
down the road." There was a wood on our left, 
and we made preparations to get into this ; the 
other man had fallen behind. They were both 
very done, but Sheridan was like a different man 
at the prospect of a fight. Our people, however, 
or rather the French, drove the German cavalry 
back at this moment, and we went on quietly. I 
was glad to be able to turn to the left, as the fighting 
on our right was pretty hot and I was weighed 
down with all the extra things I carried. 

I fell into conversation with a medical officer, 
and asked him if he knew where Coeuvre was. 
Then an R.A.M.C. Colonel came up and looked 
at my kit very suspiciously. He asked me who 
the General in command of the Division was. I 
said I had forgotten his name; I could not keep 
my head filled with these details. He said to me : 
" You don't seem to know who you are." I said 
to him : " I know who I am ; I don't know who 
you are, I don't want to. I hope to God I shall 
never see you again. Go to hell and stay there." 
This made him angry, and he said : " Your 



36 MONS, ANZAC, AND KUT 

regiment is ahead on the left, but the Germans 
are in front of you, if you wish to rejoin 
them," pointing in the direction from which I had 
come. 

All this time I had been waiting for Sheridt^n 
and other now numerous stragglers behind me, 
and at this point I turned round and rode off to 
see what had happened, thoroughly irritated with 
the R.A.M.C. Colonel. This apparently convinced 
him that I really was a German, as the engagement 
in the rear was going on fairly close, and he C9,me 
after me with a Major of the K.R.R., who was 
unhappy. He said : " Will you come with me 
to my Colonel ? " I said : " I will go with you 
anywhere to get away from this fussy httle man, 
but if you think that a German spy would come 
on a racehorse, dressed like the White Knight, 
with an alpenstock, you are greatly mistaken." 
He promised to have my stragglers looked after, 
and then I rode up to his regiment with him, when 
Blank came up and shook hands. We had not 
met since Eton. He cleared my character. After 
that I went on as fast as I could. I picked up 
some more of my regiment, including a sergeant 
who had sprained his ankle. I told him to ride, 
but found a motor and put him in that. 

Soon we were stopped by a sentry in a wood, 
as it was growing dark. He said that his ofl&cer 
had told him to stop all on the road and to send 
for him. Then came General Monro, who was 
also stopped. He was with a sad man. He forced 
his way through, and I asked permission to take 
on the men of my regiment. He told me that 
I should find my regiment at Soucy, and gave 
me the permission I wanted. In a few moments 



COMPlilGNE 37 

1 met the officer who had had us stopped. He 
said the Germans were very close to us. We 
could hear firing near by. 

I reached my regiment as night was falling. 
They were delighted with my arrest. We spent 
our last night very comfortably, though there wets 
heavy dew. Tom, who had been frightfully over- 
done, always carrying rifles, was recovering, and 
every one was cheerful and very keen to have a 
fight. Until now only Hickie had been invalided. 
The rum at night after a long march made a wonder- 
ful difference. The men got in very tired, footsore, 
cold and hungry, and had to sleep on the wet ground. 
A tot of rum sent them to sleep, and sent them 
to sleep feeling warm. Teetotalism on the march 
is an excellent thing, better still to drink nothing, 
but that nip at night made the difference between 
health and sickness, comfort and misery. 

September 1st. The next morning we got up at 

2 o'clock. The Army was passing all round us 
already. It was like the sound of deep, slow 
rivers. For the first and last time we took a 
wrong turning, only for a couple of hundred yards. 
This was the only mistake I saw at all in the 
long march. After two hours we halted, and S. 
and I sat under a dripping tree and talked about 
the West Country. At the beginning S. had said 
to me : "I shall be very disappointed if I go 
home without seeing a fight, but the worst of it 
is you can't make an omelette without breaking 
eggs, and I don't want to see my friends killed." 
I said to him : " You are going to get your 
omelette all right now." Some constituents passed 
me. They said : " This be terrible dangerous. 
Do'ee come along with we." 



38 MONS, ANZAC, AND KUT 

Moonshine would eat nothing, and this worried 
me. I had become very fond of her. 

At about 6 o'clock we halted on what I knew to 
be a tragic plain. In my mind I associate this 
plain with turnips, though I am not sure that any 
grew there. There was stubble, high and wet 
lucerne, and a mournful field where corn had been 
cut but not carried. We sat about on the wet, 
muddy ground for breakfast, while a thin, dismal 
rain feU. 

The CO. called us round and gave us our orders. 
He said : " We are required to hold this wood 
until 2 o'clock in the afternoon. We may have 
to fight a rearguard action until a later hour if 
there is a block in the road. We are to retire upon 
Rond de la Heine." After this we breakfasted on 
hot cocoa; it tasted of vaseline or parafiin, but 
it was warm. 

It was apparent that if the First Division took 
long over their luncheon we should be wiped out. 
By this time every one had got their second wind, 
their feet were hard and they were cheerful. Jumbo 
said he could go on walking for ever. I talked 
to Alex and agreed that we had seen a great deal 
of fun together. He had said, while we were crossing 
the Channel, that it was long odds, not, of course, 
against some of us going back, but against any 
particular one of us seeing it through. This was 
now visibly true ; we believed that we were three 
divisions against twenty-one or even twenty-eight 
German divisions. I wrote two letters, one of 
them a eulogy of Moonshine. I went to Desmond, 
asking him to post them. He said crossly : " You 
seem to think that Adjutants can work miracles. 
Charles asks for letters under fire, you want to 



COMPIBGNE 39 

post them on the battlefield. It is quite useless 
to write letters now." 

He then borrowed some of my paper and wrote 
a letter. I have the picture in my mind of Desmond 
constantly sitting, in very tidy breeches, writing 
and calling for sergeants. We had little sleep. 
He never seemed to sleep at all. He was woken 
all the time and was always cheerful. We had 
nothing to do for a bit, and I read scraps about 
cemeteries from Shakespeare, to irritate the others. 
They remained cheerful. Then we moved off to 
the wood. Nobody had any illusions about the 
immediate future. One man said to me : "I 
may live to see many battles ; I think I shall, 
for I am very keen on my profession, but I shall 
never forget this plain or this morning." It must 
have been about 7.30 when we went into the wood. 
No. 4 held the extreme right ; they were protected 
by a wall, which they loopholed, and a wire fence 
outside. No. 3 was next on a road that ran 
through the heart of the wood to Rond de la Reine. 
I did not see Tom ; I thought I was sure to see 
him some time in the morning. Stubbs was behind 
No. 3, down in the vUlage (I forget the name). 
The CO. said to me : "I want you to gallop 
for me to-day, so stick to me." I lost him at once 
in the wood behind No. 4, but rode right down to 
a deserted farm and, swinging to my right, found 
him at the cross-roads. 

I had seen a good deal of him the last days. 
He had a very attractive personality, and it was a 
delight to hear him talk about anything. I asked 
him what chance he thought we had of getting 
more than half of us away. He said he thought 
a fairly good chance. Then he said to me : " How 



4:0 MONS, ANZAC, AND KUT 

Is your rest-cure gettihg on now ? There is very 
little that looks like manoeuvres in the milletmium 
about this, is there ? " I had told him some time 
before that I looked upon this expedition as a 
rest-cure, as in some ways it was. We talked 
about Ireland and Home Rule, riding outside the 
wood. The grey, damp mist had -gone and the 
day was beautiful. 

He sent me first to Hubert, Second-in-Command, 
with the order that in the retreat every officer was 
to retire down the main road, with the exception of 
Stubbs, who was to retire as he liked. I imagine 
that he was afraid that men would be lost in the 
wood. By this time the firing had begun, some 
way off, but our men could see the Germans coming 
over the rising land. The CO. ordered me to find 
Colonel Pereira of the Coldstream Guards and teU 
him that, as soon our own troops, now fighting 
the Germans in front of him, would faU back 
through his lines, after this he was to fall back 
himself. 

I went off at a hand gallop, and had got haH- 
way there, with the wood on my left and open 
land on my right, when the Germans began shooting 
at about three-quarters of a mile. Our men were 
firing at them from the wood, and I felt annoyed 
at being between two fires and the only thing 
visible to amuse our men and the Germans. I 
turned into the wood, and, galloping down a sandy 
way, found the road filled with refugees with 
haunted faces. We had seen crowds of refugees 
for days, but I felt sorrier for these. I suppose 
it was that the Germans were so very near them. 
I gave my message to Pereira, who advised me to 
go back through the wood, but I knew the other 



COMPlfiGNE 41 

way and thought I should soon be past the German 
fire. I had not, however, counted on their advancing 
so quickly. When I came to the edge of the wood 
they were firing furiously — shrapnel, machine-gun 
and rifle fire. Our men had excellent cover, and 
were answering. I then tried to make my way 
through the wood, but it was abominably rough. 
There were ferns and brambles waist-high, and 
great ditches ; the wood was very beautiful with 
its tall trees, but that, at the moment, was irrelevant. 
Moonshine stood like a goat on the stump of a tree 
that made an island among the ditches, and I 
turned back to take the way by the open fields. 
When I got outside the fire had grown very bad. I 
raced for an orchard that jutted out of the wood. 
BuUets hummed and buzzed. Coming to it, I found 
that there was wire round it. I then popped at 
full speed, like a rabbit, into the wood again, through 
a thicket, down an enormous ditch, up the other 
side, bang into some barbed wire, which cut my 
horse. It was like diving on horseback. I turned 
round and galloped delicately out again, riding 
full tut round the orchard. 

I found the Colonel, who was standing Under 
shelter at the cross-roads to the left of the road, 
facing the enemy, that led through the heart of the 
wood. He mounted the bank and watched the 
Germans advancing. I sat under the bank with M. 
and Alex. The German shells began to fall close to 
us, knocking the trees about in the wood. There 
were some sergeants very excited and pleased at 
the idea of a fight. They said : " Now has come 
the time for deeds, not words." They felt that they 
were the men of the moment. 

We considered whether the Germans were likely 



42 MONS, ANZAC, AND ZUT 

to charge down the road along which I had come, 
but thought we could hold them effectively in 
check from our corner and that the fire from the 
wood would reach them. 

It was, I suppose, now about 10.30. Desmond, 
the Colonel and I rode back into the big, green 
wood. It was very peaceful. The sun was shining 
through the beech-trees, and for a bit the whole 
thing seemed unreal. The CO. talked to the men, 
telling them to reserve their fire till the Germans 
were close on them. " Then you will kill them 
and they won't get up again," That made them 
laugh. The German advance began very rapidly. 
The Coldstreamers must have begun falling back 
about this time. The Germans came up in front 
and on our left flank. There was a tremendous 
fire. The leaves, branches, etc., rained upon one. 
One's face was constantly fanned by the wind 
from their bullets. This showed how bad their 
fire was. My regiment took cover very well, and 
after the first minute or two fired pretty carefully. 
Moonshine was startled to begin with by the fire, 
but afterwards remained very still and confidential. 
Desmond did not get ofi his horse ; he told me 
to lead my horse back into the wood and then 
come back to the firing line. The Colonel then 
told me to gallop up to the Brigadier to say that 
the retreat was being effectively carried out ; 
that there were two squadrons advancing and 
he did not know what force of infantry. In this 
estimate he was very much out, as subsequent 
events proved. Eric, now at home wounded, said 
to me : " The Germans seemed hardly to have 
an advance guard ; it was an army rolling over 
us." When I found the Brigadier he wanted 



COMPi:fcaNE 43 

to know if the CO. seemed happy about things. 
I said I thought on the whole he did. There were 
bullets everywhere and men falling, but the fire 
was still too high. One bullet in about half a 
million must have hit a man. I returned to the 
Colonel. Our men had then begun to retire down 
the main road to Rond de la Reine. A galloper 
came up and, as far as I heard, said that we were 
to hang on and not retreat yet. This officer was, 
I think, killed immediately after giving his message. 
The Colonel said that the Coldstreamers had already 
begun to retreat, that we couldn't hold on there, 
but must go back to the position we had left. We 
were ordered to resume the position which Hubert 
had been told to leave. The Germans were by 
this time about 250 yards away, firing on us with 
machine-guns and rifles. The noise was perfectly 
awful. In a lull the CO. said to the men : "Do 
you hear that ? Do you know what they are 
doing that for ? They are doing that to frighten 
you." I said to him : " If that's all, they might 
as weU stop. As far as I am concerned, they 
have succeeded, two hours ago." 

The men were ordered to charge, but the order 
was not heard in the noise, and after we had held 
this position for some minutes a command was 
given to retreat. Another galloper brought it, 
who also, I think, was shot. Guernsey, whom 
I met with his company, asked me to gallop back 
and tell Valentine he must retire his platoon ; 
he had not received the order. I found Valentine 
and got off my horse and walked him some yards 
down the road, the Germans following. He, like 
everybody else, was very pleased at the calm way 
the men were behaving. 



44 MONS, ANZAC, AND KlTT 

I mounted and galloped after the Colonel, who 
said : "If only we could get at them with the 
bayonet I believe one of our men is as good as 
three of theirs." He started in the direction of 
the Brigadier. Men were now falling fast. I 
happened to see one man drop with a ba,yonet 
in his hand a few yards off, and reined in my horse 
to see if I could help him, but the CO. called me 
and I followed him. The man whom I had seen 
was Hubert, though I did not know it at the time. 
The CO. said : " It is impossible now to rescue 
wounded men ; we have all we can do." He 
had a charmed life. He raced from one place to 
another through the wood ; cheering the men 
and chaflfing them, and talking to me ; smoking 
cigarette after cigarette. Under ordinary con- 
ditions one would have thought it mad to ride 
at the ridiculous pace we did over the very broken 
ground, but the bullets made everything else 
irrelevant. At about 1 o'clock we went up to 
the Brigadier at the corner of the road. The 
fighting there was pretty hot. One of the men 
told the Colonel that Hubert was killed. The 
Colonel said : " Are you sure ? " The man said : 
" Well, I can't swear." I was sent back to see. 
The man said he was about 400 yards away, and as 
I galloped as hard as I could, G. called to me : 
" To the right and then to the left." As I raced 
through the wood there was a cessation of the 
firing, though a number of shots came from both 
sides. They snapped very close. I found Hubert 
in the road we had been holding. I jumped off 
my horse and put my hand on his shoulder and 
spoke to him. He must have been killed at once, 
and looked absolutely peaceful. He cannot have 



COMPlilGNE 45 

suffered at all. I leant over to see if he had letters 
in his pocket, when I heard a whistle 25 or 30 yards 
behind me in the wood. I stood up and called : 
" If that is an Englishman, get outside the wood 
and up to the corner like hell ; you will be shot if 
you try and join the rest through the wood. The 
Germans are between us." I bent over to pick 
up Hubert's bayonet, when again a whistle came 
and the sound of low voices, talking German. 
I then thought the sooner I was away the better. 
As I swung into the saddle a shot came from just 
behind me, "missing me. I rode back as fast as 
Moonshine could go. The lull in the firing had 
ceased, and the Germans were all round us. One 
could see them in the wood, and they were shooting 
quite close. The man who finally got me was 
about 15 to 20 yards away ; his bullet must have 
passed through a tree or through Bron's great- 
coat, because it came into my side broken up. 
It was like a tremendous punch. I galloped straight 
on to my regiment and told the Colonel that Hubert 
was dead. He said : "I am sorry, and I am sorry 
that you are hit. I am going to charge." He had 
told me earlier that he meant to if he got the chance. 
I got off and asked them to take on my horse. 
Then I lay down on the ground and an R.A.M.C, 
man dressed me. The Red Cross men gave a 
loud whistle when they saw my wound, and said the 
buUet had gone through me. The fire was frightfully 
hot. The men who were helping me were crouching 
down, lying on the ground. While he was dressing 
me a horse — ^his, I suppose — was shot just behind 
us. I asked them to go, as they could do me no 
good and would only get killed or taken themselves. 
The doctor gave me some morphia, and I gave 



46 MONS, ANZAC, AND KUT 



them my revolver. They put me on a stretcher, 
leavmg another empty stretcher beside me. This 
was hit several times. Shots came from all directions, 
and the fire seemed to be lower than earlier in the 
day. The bullets were just above me and my 
stretcher. I lost consciousness for a bit ; then I 
heard my regiment charging. There were loud cries 
and little spurts of spasmodic shooting ; then 
everything was quiet and a deep peace fell upon 
the wood. It was very dreamlike. 

It is really very difficult to reconstruct this fight. 
I think every man's attention was fixed like iron 
on doing his own job, otherwise they would all 
have noticed more. I carry in my mind a number 
of very vivid pictures — Desmond on his horse, 
Valentine and I discussing fatalism, the CO. 
smoking cigarettes in the cinema holders that 
I had bought for him a few days before. 

As I lay on the stretcher a jarring thought came 
to me. I had in my pocket the flat-nosed bullets 
which the War Office had served out to us as revolver 
ammunition. They are not dum-dum bullets, but 
they would naturally not make as pleasant a wound 
as the sharp-nosed ones, and it occurred to me 
that those having them would be shot. I searched 
my pockets and flung mine away. I did not dis- 
cover one which remained and was buried later 
on,^— but neither did the Germans. It was first 
hearing German voices close by that jogged my 
memory about these bullets, and the Germans 
were then so close that I felt some difficulty in 
throwing the bullets away. The same idea must 
have occurred to others, for later I heard the 
Germans speaking very angrily about the flat 
bullets they had picked up in the wood, and say- 



PRISONEES 47 

ing how they would deal with any one in whose 
possession they were found. 

The glades became resonant with loud, raucous 
German commands and occasional cries from 
wounded men. After about an hour and a half, 
I suppose, a Gernlan with a red beard, with the 
sun shining on his helmet and bayonet, came up 
looking like an angel of death. He walked round 
from behind, and put his serrated bayonet on 
the empty stretcher by me, so close that it all but 
touched me. The stretcher broke and his bayonet 
poked me. I enquired in broken but polite German 
what he proposed to do next ; after reading the 
English papers and seeing the way he was handling 
his bayonet, it seemed to me that there was going 
to be another atrocity. He was extraordinarily 
kind and polite. He put something under my 
head ; offered me wine, water and cigarettes. 
He said : " Wir sind kamaraden." Another soldier 
came up and said : " Why didn't you stay in 
England — ^you who made war upon the Boers ? " 
I said : " We obeyed orders, just as you do ; 
as for the Boers, they were our enemies and are 
now our friends, and it is not your business to 
insult wounded men." My first friend then cursed 
him heartily, and he moved on. 

The Germans passed in crowds. They seemed 
like steel locusts. Every now and then I would 
hear : " Here is an officer who talks German," 
and the crowd would swerve in like a steel eddy. 
Then : " Schnell Kinder ! " and they would be 
off. They gave a tremendous impression of light- 
ness and iron. After some hours, when my wound 
was beginning to hurt, some carriers came up to 
take me to a collecting place for the wounded. 



48 MONS, ANZAC, AND KUT 

These men were rather rough. They dropped 
me aiid my stretcher once, but were cursed by an 
officer. They then carried me some distance, and 
took me ofiE the stretcher, leaving me on the ground. 
The Germans continued to pass in an uninterrupted 
stream. One motor cyclist, but with a bayonet 
in his hand, was very unpleasant. He said : "I 
would like to put this in your throat and turn it 
round and round," waving it down to my nose. That 
sort of thing happened more than once or twice, 
but there were always more friends than enemies, 
though as night fell the chance of being left without 
friends increased. As it grew dark, I got rather 
cold. One of the Germans saw this, covered me 
with his coat and said : " Wait a moment, I 
will bring you something else." He went off, 
and, I suppose, stripped a dead Englishman and 
a dead German. The German jersey which he 
gave me had no holes in it ; the Englishman's 
co^it had two bayonet cuts. 

The wounded began to cry dreadfully in the 
darkness. I found myself beside Robin, who was 
very badly wounded in the leg. The Germans 
gave me water when I asked for it, but every time 
I drank it made me sick. At, I suppose, 9.30 
or 10 p.m. they took us off into an ambulance 
and carried us to a house that had been turned 
into a hospital. I was left outside, talking to a 
Dane who was very anti-German, though he was 
serving with them as a Red Cross man. He cursed 
them loudly in German. He said it was monstrous 
that I hadn't been attended to, that the Germans 
had had a defeat and would be beaten. I said : 
" Yes, it's all true, but please stop talking, because 
they'll hear you and punish me." 



PEISONEES 49 

Just before l2 o'clock they carried me into the 
hospital on to the operating table, and dressed my 
wound quickly. 

Then I was helped out to an outhouse and lay 
beside Robin. It was full of English and German 
wounded. They gave us one drink of water and 
then shut and locked the door and left us for the 
night. One man cried and cried for water lintil 
he died. It was a horrible night. The straw was 
covered with blood, and there was never a moment 
when men were not groaning and calling for help. 
In the morning the man next to Robin went off 
his head and became animal with pain. I got 
the Germans to do what was possible for him. 
I asked the Germans to let me out, and they helped 
me outside into a chair, and I talked to an officer 
called Brandt. He sent a telegram to the German 
authorities to say that Robin and I were lightly 
wounded, and asking them to let our families 
know. He would not let me pay. I would have 
liked to have done it for every one, but that wasn't 
possible. They took us away in an ambulance 
at about 11 o'clock. It was a beautiful September 
day, very hot indeed. The heat in the covered 
ambulance was suffocating, and Robin must have 
suflEered horribly. He asked me the German for 
" quick," and when I told him, urged the Germans 
on. There were great jolts and . . . 

At Viviers I found Shields, who said to me : 
" Hullo, you wounded, and you a volunteer, too?" — 
as if a volunteer ought to be immune from wounds. 
We were carried upstairs and told that Valentine 
and Buddy, whom I had last met under the cedara, 
were in the same hospital. Valentine had the 
point of his elbow shot away just after I had left 

5 



50 MONS, ANZAC, AND KUT 

him. He raised his hand to brush a wasp ofiE 
his neck, and only remembered pitching forward 
when a bullet struck his elbow. He woke up in 
a pool of blood. A German came up and took the 
flask of brandy that I had given him after my 
visit to Soissons. He gave Valentine a drink, 
and then, when Valentine had said he did not 
want any more, swigged the whole of the rest off. 
It was enough to make two men drunk, solidly, 
for hours. Later, five Germans came up to Valentine 
and ragged him. One of them kicked him, but 
an officer arrived, took all their names, promised 
Valentine they should be punished, and attached 
an orderly to him for the night. Buddy was badly 
wounded in the back and arm. He found his 
servant in the church at Viviers. Then we all 
met at the house in Viviers. The doctors gave 
Robin and me a strong dose of morphia. That 
afternoon a German doctor, whose name was HiU- 
sparck, came in and woke me. He gave me a 
gold watch with a crest on it, and a silver watch 
and a purse of gold (£8 in it). He said that a 
Colonel to whom the watch belonged had been 
buried close by in the village of Haraman, and asked 
me if I could say who he was. We heard that 
the Colonel had been killed, and I imagined it must 
have been him, but we could not tell, as apparently 
every single man of the seventy odd who had 
charged with him had been killed. The doctor 
left this watch with me. In the hospital we believed 
that the General of the Division, Monro, and 
also our own Brigadier, General Scott Kerr, were 
wounded, and that the Colonel and T. were killed ; 
Hubert we knew was killed. 

Our experiences on the field were all the same. 



PKISONEES 51 

We were all well treated, though occasionally we 
were insulted. In hospital an old oher-stadt was 
in command of the doctors. He was very good 
to us. The English doctors were W., in command, 
S. next, Rankin and Shields. They were all good 
doctors. W., Rankin and Shields were excellent 
fellows. Rankin, who has been killed since, himself 
wounded, was dressing the wounded on the field 
and was recommended for the V.C. Shields has 
been killed in the same way, and I believe would 
have been recommended but that his CO. was 
also killed. They were both the best sort of man 
you can find. 

After a couple of days I moved into Buddy and 
Valentine's room. A little way down the street 
there was the chateau, full of wounded Germans. 
Our men were carried there to be operated upon. 

W. and the other doctors who went to help 
discovered that there were 311 wounded Germans 
as against 92 of our own, so we didn't do 
badly. 

Every morning the German sentries used to 
come in and talk to us. My German and Buddy's 
was very weak, but we managed to get along all 
right. Downstairs those who were lightly wounded 
sat outside in the chairs they took from the house, 
in the sunny garden. It was a fairly luxurious 
house, with paper marked " F. H." I thought 
it was a girls' school, for the only books we could 
find were the Berger de Valence and Jules Verne. 
My side was painful the first few days. Then 
they cut me open and took out the bullet, which 
was all in bits. It was rather hard lines on the 
others to perform an operation in the room, but 
I felt much better after it. The food difficulty 



52 MONS, ANZAC, AND KUT 

was rather acute. There was very little food, 
and what there was was badly cooked. We lived 
principally on things that S. called " chupatti " — 
thick, unleavened biscuits. The men began to give 
trouble. There was nob6dy in command of them. 
There was an ex-comedian who was particularly 
tiresome. We had to ask the Germans to punish 
one man for us. About the fourth day one of 
the orderlies escaped — Drummer McCoy. He 
passed for four days through the German lines, 
and on one occasion watched a whole Army Corps 
go by from the boughs of a tree. Then he found 
the French, who passed him on to the English, 
where he went to the Staff and told them of us. 
That is how we were picked up so quickly on 
the nth. 

Here is a copy of my diary for September 9th : — 

The people are beginning to return, but not the 
priest, who is with the Army. We want him for 
the regiment. Up till this time only six of the 
wounded have died. The Germans tell us every 
kind of story — the United States are declaring war 
on Japan, Italy on Prance, Denmark on England, 
etc., etc. Also that Paris has been given twelve 
hours to accept or reject the German terms, and 
if the French Government is obdurate the town 
will be bombarded. We are told that we are 
to be taken as prisoners to Magdeburg. It is a 
week since I have had a cigarette. 

Thursday, September 10th. We are all very 
anxious to get news home, but there is no chance. 
Last night S. Herbert died. I had a Testament, 
and Valentine and I found verses which W. read 
over his grave. Valentine has bad pain. Three 



PRISONEES 63 

bones broken in his arm and the point of his elbow 
gone. Buddy is better, but hit cruel hard. Robin 
has a bad wound, and is very restless. They don't 
like giving us morphia. Luckily I have got my 
own medicine chest, which is a good thing for all 
of us, as I can give the others sleeping draughts. 
Last night a French cavalry patrol came within 
two miles of us. Early this morning there was 
rifle fire close by. It sounded in the wood that 
we suppose is Haraman. We think the Germans 
may evacuate this place any time. The bandages 
have given out. Stores are not coming in. There 
is a big aeroplane depot quite close by, and the 
whole air is fuU of aeroplanes. It looks and feels 
as if there might be a big battle round here soon. 
They have shot an old man wandering about the 
aerodrome. But he was asking for it. 

9 a.m. The aeroplanes are being shifted from 
the depot. Last night we heard that arms were 
issued to all the wounded Germans in hospital 
who could carry them. This morning the Germans 
are digging trenches hard. There are Red Crosses 
everywhere. The doctors want us to go down to 
the cellars if we are shelled. The French women 
in the village say that the French are coming. 
The firing is increasing. 

9.15 a.m. The German hospital across the way 
is ordered to be ready to move at once. 

10.25 a.m. An order has come for all prisoners 
to parade at the church at 12 o'clock. The German 
lightly wounded are being sent on. We are very 
anxious as to whether they mean to take us too. 
More of our wounded who have died are being 
buried. 

11.10 a.m. A German doctor has come. He 



54 MONS, ANZAC, AND KUT 

said : " They are going and taking all (of our) 
prisoners, 18 (of our) lightly wounded, and leaving 
25 (of their) badly -wounded." French wounded 
are now coming in. We have no more bandages 
at all. A German sentry with whom I had talked 
has just come in. I asked him some days ago 
to buy some handkerchiefs. He said : "I have 
not been able to buy you any handkerchiefs, or 
to get the cigarettes you wanted, but here is one 
of my own handkerchiefs, which I have washed. 
We have got to go." 

8 jp.m. The last order is that the previous orders 
are countermanded and the Germans are to stay 
on ten days. 

Friday, September Wih. Our English prisoners 
were marched off this morning. We are full of 
speculation as to what has really happened. Valen- 
tine, Buddy and I are well. 

10.10 a.m. There are machine-guns about four 
miles away. 

10.30 a.m. There is a heavy rifle fire within 
a mile. It is very trying lying here in bed. We 
have nothing to read except The Bajah's Heir 
which V. sent to me and which has become known 
as the treasure-house of fun. It is a sort of mixture 
of Hymns Ancient and Modern and the Fairchild 
Family. 

2 p.m. There is a Maxim within a few hundred 
yards of the house. Rifle volleys outside in the 
garden. A rising wind and rain threatening. 

3 p.m. Heavy rain. The French are visible, 
advancing. 

3.10 p.m. The French are here. They came 
in in fine style, like conquerors ; one man first, 
riding, his hand on his hip. The German sentries 



FEEE MEN 55 

who had been posted to protect us wounded walked 
down and surrendered their bayonets. The German 
doctors came to us for help. I offered to go, but 
W. went. The French infantry and cavalry came 
streaming through. Our wounded went out into 
the pouring rain to cheer them. They got water 
from our men, whose hands they kissed. The 
German guns are on the skyline. The Germans 
are in full retreat, and said to be cut off by the 
English. 

5 p.m. A heavy bombardment of the German 
guns began from here. I have come upstairs 
to a long low garret with skylights, in order to 
leave Valentine and Buddy more room. Through 
the skylight one can see every flash of the French 
and German guns. The doctors all come up here 
to watch with their field-glasses through my sky- 
lights. 

Saturday, September \2th. Yesterday, when W. 
went down, he found the German doctors receiving 
cavalier treatment from the French. He explained 
to the French that they had treated us with the 
greatest kindness ; after that the French treated 
with courtesy the old ober-stadt. Shields carved 
a great wooden tombstone for the thirteen men 
who had died up to date. It is a month to-day 
since I left England. 

This afternoon Colonel Thompson, English Staff 
Officer attached to General Manoury, who had been 
attached to the Serbian Army through the last 
war, came in. McCoy, who had escaped, had 
found him and told him about us at Viviers. He 
said he would take me into Villers Cotterets after 
he had done some other business. We talked 
a lot about the Balkans, but I finally went back 



56 MONS, ANZAC, AND KUT 

and lay down in my garret and shall not get up 
again to-day. 

Sunday, September \Zih. I went off with Thomp- 
son this morning. We passed through the wood 
where we had had the fight, and a long grave of 
120 men was shown to me by McCoy. 



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WHEN I was passed fit for Active Service, 
after some time in hospital, I left England 
for Egypt with five other officers. Four of these 
had strange histories. One is, perhaps, the most 
romantic figure of the war, another now governs 
a great Province, while two, after many adventures, 
were prisoners of war in Turkey, for different but 
dreary periods. 

I was sent to the East because it had been my 
fortune to have travelled widely, and I had a fairly 
fluent smattering of several Eastern languages. On 
arriving at Gibraltar about December 14, 1914, 
we heard the first news of submarines. One of 
these was reported to have passed through into 
the Mediterranean a few days previously. 

When I reached Egypt just before Christmas, 
superficially everything was calm. This calm did 
not last very long. I was given Intelligence work 
to do, under Colonel Clayton, who has played 
a very great part in achieving our success in the 
East. Reports constantly came in from Minia, 
Zagazig and Tanta of Turkish and German intrigues. 
General Sir J. Maxwell commanded the Forces 
in Egypt. Prince Hussein had just been proclaimed 
Sultan, and Egypt had been declared to be under 
British protection. Rushdy Pasha was Prime 
Minister and a triumvirate of Sir Milne Cheetham 

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62 MONS, ANZAC, AND KUT 

at the Residency, Sir R. Graham as Adviser to 
the Ministry of the Interior, and Lord Edward 
Cecil as Adviser to the Ministry of Finance, directed 
the Government. 

It was difficult to believe that the Egjrptian, 
who then had all the advantages of neutrals without 
any of the disadvantages, really meant mischief. 
Most people, I think, agreed with Lord Cromer, 
and believed that his policy of making taxes light 
and life easy for the Egyptian had succeeded, but 
the East is never logical, as we all know, and the 
natural consequence constantly does not follow 
the parental cause. Mecca rose to join us after 
Kut had fallen ; the rebellion in Egypt only took 
place when the English had achieved a complete 
victory over Turkey, and held Palestine and Syria. 
I quote the following incident as an illustration 
of the difficulty of sometimes following this 
mentality : — 

A Syrian reported to me that a great Egyptian 
family, whom I wiU call the Ashakas, had con- 
spired to bring 15,000 rifles into the country 
and to engineer a rising. The rifles were to be 
imported from the Greek islands and from Greece, 
by means of Greek sponge-fishers. One of these, 
who had the pleasant and appropriate name of 
Son-of-the-Dagger, met me in a caf6 in an obscure 
side street in Cairo. There he revealed the con- 
spiracy, explaining that only the landing-place 
for the arms had still to be decided upon. He 
and his companions were to receive a commission 
on every rifle landed, and he wanted to know what 
the British Grovernment would be ready to pay 
for his betrayal of his patrons. 

On reporting this to the proper authorities, 



EGYPT 63 

I was told that they were aware of the existence 
of this plot. The next day frantic messages from 
the Greek came, and I met him, disturbed in his 
mind. He said that the Ashakas had become 
suspicious of him and the other Greeks, and that 
he feared for his life. He asked to be arrested 
immediately after the seizure of the arms and thrown 
into prison with the Egyptians, and then to be 
flogged before them, in order to convince them 
that he was acting honourably by them. He 
was very anxious to be paid for both pieces of 
treachery, by the Egyptians and by us. On making 
my report to the authorities I learned that the 
Ashakas had betrayed the Greeks by denouncing 
them as traitors. 

The whole affair had been a result of Levan- 
tine nerves. The Ashakas in thb past had been 
strong Nationalists. When the war between the 
Turks and ourselves broke out, in spite of the 
fact that it seemed possible, and indeed likely, 
that Egypt might again become a Turkish province, 
their politics changed, and they hastily became 
Anglophile, but their past record haunted them. 
They feared the British Government almost as 
much as the Turks, and yearned to prove themselves 
loyal. 

After much thought it appeared to them that the 
simplest way of achieving this would be to supply 
valuable military information to the British. That, 
however, was an article which they did not possess, 
and they therefore hit upon the idea of getting up 
a bogus conspiracy in order to be able to denounce 
it. This seemed the simplest way to safeguard 
themselves, and they hurriedly adopted the plan. 
The instruments that they chose were subtle 



64 MONS, ANZAC, AND KUT 

Greeks, who were more proficient in the art of 
intrigue than the Ashakas, and had an even more 
degraded morality. It took only a few d^ys for 
the Ashakas to realize the infidelity of the Greeks, 
and to inform against them still more hurriedly, 
but meanwhile the Greeks had spoken first. In 
the end, when the hair of the Ashakas had turned 
grey, they made a clean breast of the whole affair 
to the British authorities, and were, I believe, 
forgiven. 

" Happy is the country that has no history " 
is a proverb which is often untrue, but Egypt was 
certainly happy, compared with the rest of the 
world, early in 1915. Then history moved rapidly 
towards us. The thunder of the guns in France 
was no longer something remote and irrelevant. The 
Turks massed across the desert, and prepared to 
attack the Canal. Many of the English thought 
that we were living on a sleeping volcano, but 
there was general confidence, and no one doubted 
our power to cope with the situation. The Turks 
attacked skilfully and bravely, but the odds against 
them were too heavy. They were, however, able 
to shell H.M.S. Harding in the Canal, and a few 
of their men swam across to Egypt. Complete 
serenity reigned in Cairo. I rem,ember going to 
the Opera that night. General Sir John Maxwell 
was listening, quite unruffled, to the performance. 
I heard a civilian say in a scandalized voice to 
him : " They have gone and broken the Harding. 
What next ? " To which Sir John answered : 
" Well, they'll have to mend it, I suppose." Two 
ladies landed at Port Said and had their train 
shelled as it steamed slowly along the banks of 



EGYPT 65 

the Canal to Cairo. They wondered placidly if 
this was the normal state of things in Egypt. 

These attacks added to the labours and quick- 
ened the energies of the Intelligence in Egypt, 
but still there were only vague rumours to 
be heard. One of these foretold that there was to 
be a general rising of Islam on April 27th. 

I remember long conversations with a specialist 
with regard to this possibility ; he disbelieved in 
it, then or at any time, for, as he said very rightly, 
Islam had to contend with great difficulties from 
the point of view of communications — ^waterless 
deserts, impassable seas, mountain ranges, unbridged 
by our telegraph. My friend, who was remarkable, 
would not have an office like any other man in his 
position ; he disconcerted friend and foe aUke by 
changing his address every few days, and whep 
one wished to see him, and after the unusual event 
of catching him, he would make an appointment 
such as : " The third lamp-post in the Street 
of Mohammed Ali at dusk." When he had gone 
beyond recall, one remembered that the Mohammed 
Ali Street was several miles long, and that he had 
not said at which end was the appointed lamp- 
post ; so he was well qualified to speak of the 
disadvantages accruing from lack of communications. 

Prisoners began coming in, but not much news 
was to be obtained from them. They were mostly 
shattered and rather pathetic men. The first to 
arrive were some escaped Syrian schoolmasters, 
who had been conscripted by the Turks, and gave 
a very graphic account of a hot and harassing 
journey ahead of their comrades to Egypt, where 
their friends and relations hved. Then came a 
blind old gentleman of eighty, who fell into our 

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66 MONS, ANZAC, AND KUT 

front-line trench. It had been his habit, every 
two years, to visit his son in Egypt, and he had 
not reahzed that there was a war going on. 

Amongst the Turkish prisoners of the first attack 
there was one old quartermaster seriously iU, whose 
manners and courage made him the friend of all 
his captors, but, hke the rest, he told us nothing. 
There was probably more information amongst 
the prisoners who had been interned, if they had 
been wilhng to speak, but they were not. I met 
one of these to whom fate had been unusually 
cruel. He was an Albanian whose home had been 
in Montenegro. When the amiable Montenegrins 
seized the land of the Albanians, he had been beaten 
and cast out ; thence he had gone to Turkey, but 
the Albanians had been the first to attack the 
Turks, and were, indeed, the main cause of the 
ruin of the Ottoman Empire, so in Turkey he was 
bastinadoed and thrown into prison. Somehow 
he managed to escape and arrived in Egypt. In 
Egypt he was arrested as a Turk, and again thrown 
into prison. In prison he was continually beaten 
by his feUow-prisoners, who were Tvirks, as an 
Albanian and an enemy of Islam. 

There were no tangible proofs of a conspiracy ; 
one used sometimes to get black looks in the bazaar, 
and scowls from the class of the Effendis. On the 
other hand, we were very strongly supported by 
men of the type of the late Sultan Hussein and 
Adly Yeghen Pasha. 

It would be difficult to meet a more attractive 
or courteous gentleman than the late Sultan. He 
was of the advanced school of enhghtened Islam ; 
neither his Hterary tastes, his philosophy, nor his 
pleasure in European society allowed him to forget 



EGYPT 67 

his own people for a moment. Adly Yeghen Psisha, 
then Minister of Education, is an exceptional and 
outstanding figure in Egypt, with a marked per- 
sonality. The other Ministers mixed freely with 
European society, and there was no sign of any- 
thing but friendliness. 

At the end of February I was sent on the battle- 
ship Bacchante, commanded by Captain Boyle,i 
which lay for about a fortnight ofE Alexandretta, 
occasionally bombarding telegraphs, or wagons 
that were said to be loaded with artillery wheels. 
One morning we saw two carts crawUng along, 
drawn by bullocks, carrying the alleged wheels 
of artillery northward from Alexandretta. In 
order to warn the two drivers shells were fired 
from the great battleship a hundred yards ahead 
of them. The men left their oxen, taking refuge 
in a neighbouring ditch, while the oxen went slowly 
forward alone, Hke automata. Our guns then 
fired upon the carts, which were about half a mile 
distant, and one of the oxen was immediately 
hit. On this one of the two Turks left the ditch, 
cut the wounded animal free, and continued to 
lead the two carts. Again our guns fired ahead 
of him to give him warning, but he went on stead- 
fastly at about a mile an hour to what was certain 
death. In the end he was left lying by his dead 
oxen and his broken cart. We had given him 
every chance that we could, and if the admiration 
of a British ship for his courage could reward a 
dead Anatolian muleteer, that reward was his. 

Life outside Alexandretta was uneventful. Occa- 
sionally a Turkish official came out to discuss various 
questions that arose. He used to sway and bow 
' Now Admiral Boyle, C.B., C.M.G., M.V.O. 



68 MONS, ANZAC, AND KUT 

from the tiller of his boat while I swayed and bowed 
from the platform below the gangway of the 
cruiser. It is perhaps worth sajdng that when I 
expressed to him Captain Boyle's regret fqr the 
death of the Turkish muleteer it was an event that 
he would not condescend to notice. 

We discovered one curious fact of natural history, 
that with a searehUght you can see the eyes of 
dogs or jackals at night more than half a mile 
away. A previous ship had reported that men 
came down to the shore with electric torches, and 
it was only after some days that we discovered that 
these will-o'-the-wisp appearances were in reaHty the 
eyes of dogs. 

But though Ufe was uneventful, it was very plea- 
sant on the ship, and all were sorry when the cruise 
came to an end. 

I remember the last night at dinner in the ward- 
room the name of a distinguished Admiral occurred 
in the conversation. He was a man who had a 
great reputation for capacity and also eccentricity, 
that came mainly from his habit of concentrated 
thinking. When he was deep in thought and his 
eyes caught any bright object, he would go up 
to it like a magpie and play with it. He would 
sometimes go up and fiddle with the button of a 
junior officer on the quarter-deck, looking at it 
very attentively, to the great discomfort of the 
junior officer, or even with that of a stranger to 
whom he had been introduced. The legend grew 
from this idiosyncrasy, that those may believe 
who wish to. It was said that one night at a dance 
he sat out for a long time with a girl in a black 
dress. His eye caught a white thread on her 
shoulder, and unconsciously while he talked he 



EGYPT 69 

began pulling at it. The story goes on to say 
that when the girl went home she said to her mother : 
" I know I went out with a vest to-night, and now 
I wonder what has happened to it." 

I remember at the same dinner Dr. Levick, who 
had been with Captain Scott in the Antarctic voyage, 
told a curious story of prophecy. He had been 
to a fortune-teller atter the idea of going with 
Captain Scott had occurred to him, but before 
he had taken any steps. The fortune-teller gave 
a description of the melancholy place where he was 
to live for two years, of the unknown men who were 
to be his companions, and particularly one who 
had strangely flecked hair. 

I returned to Cairo and office work with some 
reluctance. Friends of mine and I took a house, 
which somehow managed to run itseK, in Gezireh. 
It was covered with Bougainvillea and flowers of 
every colour, and was a dehght to see. Sometimes 
it lacked servants completely, and at other times 
there was a black horde. Gardeners sprang up 
as if by enchantment, and made things grow almost 
before one's eyes. 

I quote from my diary of March 8, 1915 : — 

News to-day that King Constantine won't have 
Greece come in, and that Venizelos has resigned. 
At a guess, this means that either Greece or King 
Constantine is lost. If Constantine goes, Venizelos 
might shepherd his son through his minority. 

March 14, 1915. I left Luxor Tuesday night, 
after a wonderful time. My guide was a Senoussi — 
something-or-other Galleel. He had a tip of white 
txirban hanging, which he said was a sign of his 
people. He was rather like one of the Arabs out 



70 MONS, ANZAC, AND KUT 

of a Hichens book, and I expect about as genuine. 
A snake-charmer came with us. He gave me the 
freedom of the snakes as a man is given the freedom 
of a city, but as one scorpion and two snakes — 
one of them a so-to-speak soi-disant cobra — 
stung and bit him during the day, it's not hkely 
to be of much help to me. He did some very- 
mysterious things, and called snakes from every 
kind of place — one from a window in the wall, 
a 6-foot long cobra, and a Coptic cook found its 
old skin in the next window. 

In justice to the snake-charmer it ought to be 
said that he was only stung and bitten as a con- 
sequence of a quarrel with an archaeologist. 

In Egypt every archaeologist looks upon the 
local magician or snake-charmer as his competitor, 
and hates him. When the archasologist is telling 
the tourist the history of Rameses II the attention 
of the tourist is distracted by a half-naked man 
doing the mango trick. My archaeologist friend, 
irritated by the presence of the snake-charmer, 
declared that his snakes were a^l doped and his 
scorpions were tame town scorpions, green, and not 
yellow like the country scorpions. He found a 
bucohc scorpion under a stone, of the proper colour, 
which instantly stung the snake-charmer ; he then 
insisted upon stirring up his snakes with a stick, 
with the unfortunate results that have already 
been mentioned. 

The Egyptian has always seemed to me harder 
to understand than his neighbours. It may be 
because there is less in him to understand. The 
Greeks, Turka, and Arabs have all got very salient 
characteristic qualities, but though the character- 



EGYPT 71 

istics of the Egyptians are probably as strongly 
marked, they are less conspicuous to the foreigner's 
eye ; in other words, the Egyptian has less in common 
with the outer world than any of the Asiatic, or 
even African, peoples who surround him. Lane, 
in his Modern Egyptians, says that they refused 
to believe that the ordinary traveller was not an 
agent for the Government, because they could 
not understand the desire for travel, and their 
character has not changed since his day. Here is 
a story of Egyptian guile and credulity: — 

An Egyptian was anxious to get some job profit- 
able to himself done, and he went to one of the 
kavasses (guards) at the Agency for advice. The 
kavass professed himself able to help. He said : 
" The man for you to go to is Mr. Jones, that high 
EngHsh official. He -vsdU get what you want done, 
but I warn you that Mr. Jones is an expensive 
man. Give me three hundred pounds, and I will 
see what can be done," The three hundred pounds 
was duly paid, and for a long time nothing happened. 
The petitioner grew impatient and importunate, 
and was eventually satisfied for the moment by 
an invitation to lunch with a Levantine who passed 
himself off as Mr. Jones. At luncheon the Levantine, 
who was of German extraction, wore his hat, banged 
his fist on the table, smoked a pipe, interrupted, 
and generally acted as an Englishman abroad is 
supposed by some to behave. Then occurred an 
interval of inaction ; the petitioner again grew 
restive, and this time he complained to the 
authorities. Finally the transaction was discovered, 
and the kavass was sent to gaol. 

Events moved in Egypt. The Australian and 
New Zealand troops poured in, and splendid 



72 MONS, ANZAC, AND KUT 

men they were. But there was little love lost 
between the AustraUans and the Egjrptians, though 
the British troops and the natives fraternized 
occasionally. The native Egjrptian was, it must 
be admitted, constantly very roughly treated, for 
the average AustraUan, while he was at first apt 
to resent superiority in others, felt little doubt 
about his own claim to it. The AustraUan and 
New Zealand Corps was commanded by General 
Birdwood, and the New Zealand and Austrahan 
Division by General Godley. 

I joined the New Zealand Division as Interpreter 
and Intelligence officer, and we all made preparations 
to start early in April. I was anxious to buy a 
beautiful snow-white Arab, that had won most of 
the races at Cairo, from a friend of mine, but General 
Godley spoke simply but firmly. " You aren't 
the Duke of Marlborough," he said. " You can't 
have that white pony unless he's dyed, and even 
then it would wash off in any rain-storm. You 
may get yourself shot, but not me." I agreed 
with the less reluctance because I had found that 
the pony pulled furiously and would certainly 
lead any advance or retreat by many mUes. 

The day for our departure approached. The 
golden sunlight and tranquillity of Egypt was 
tragic in its contrast to what was coming, 

Every Intelligence officer was a Cassandra with 
an attentive audience. In every discussion there 
was, as far as I saw, unanimity between military, 
naval, and poUtical officers, who all wished the 
landing to take place at Alexandretta, and deplored 
(not to use a stronger word) the project of the 
Dardanelles, which the Turks had been given 
ample time to fortify. 



EGYPT 73 

The heat increased, and the English officers' 
wives, who had come to Egypt to be with their 
husbands, were given a taste of a ferocious khamsin 
that affected their complexions. In the spring 
of 1915 this wind came in waves and gusts of lurid 
heat. It was like a Nessus shirt, scorching the 
skin and making slow fire of one's blood. After 
the khamsin, which has the one advantage of 
killing insects with its heat, locusts came. They 
made a carpet on the ground and a shadow agaiast 
the sun. Life was intolerable out of doors, and 
they followed one into the recesses of the house. 
A friend of mine said to me : " What on earth 
had they got to grumble about in Egypt in the 
time of the Pharaohs ? They had one plague 
at a time then ; we are having all the lot at once." 

I quote from my diary: — 

Yesterday I saw Todd, who had been on the 
Annie Bickmers when she was torpedoed off Smyrna. 
The crew was Greek. There were five Enghshmen 
on board, and a good many wounded. The Greeks 
were all off at once, taking all the boats. They 
had no interpreter with them. He said the English 
in Smyrna were angry at being bombarded, and 
came aboard with Rahmy Bey, the Vali, to com- 
plain. Rahmy was always Anglophile. 

Early in April Sir Ian Hamilton came and went. 
He had a great review of the troops in the desert 
on a glorious day. It was a very splendid sight, 
and one I should have enjoyed better if I had not 
been riding a mountainous roan horse that bolted 
through the ghttering Staff. 

Many old friends, Ock Asquith, Patrick Shaw- 
Stewart, Charles Lister, and Rupert Brooke, had 



74 MONS, ANZAC, AND KUT 

come out to Egypt in the Naval Division, and we 
lunched, dined, and went to the Pyramids by moon- 
light. 

The first week in April we made our preparations 
for leaving, and I went to say good-bye to native 
friends. One of them was an old Albanian Abbot 
of the Bektashi sect, whose monastery was in the 
living rock in a huge cave behind the Mokattan 
Hills. He had a fine face and a venerable beard, 
and I spent much time talking to him, drinking 
his coffee, by a fountain in the cool garden outside 
his home. I was sorry to say goodbye to the 
delightful Zoo in Cairo, with the hawks calling 
unceasingly in the sunUght, and a hundred different 
birds. Another pleasure there was Said, an attractive 
and intellectual hippopotamus, who performed a 
number of tricks. 

On April 10th I went to Alexandria to report 
aboard the German prize ship Lutzow, and on the 
12th we sailed. We discovered that night at dinner 
that the puritanical New Zealand Government 
had ordained that this boat should be a dry one, 
but it made no difference to our mess, which was 
very pleasant. On April 13th we made a new 
discovery, that the boat was even drier than we 
expected, as there was not enough water, and the 
men had to shave in salt water. On AprU 15th 
we came into Lemnos Harbour, with a keen wind 
and a rustling deep blue sea, and white-crested 
waves, with cheer on cheer from French and English 
warships, from German prizes with British crews, 
from submarines, and even from anchored balloons. 

The next day I went ashore with a oouple of 
other officers to buy donkeys, who were to carry 
our kits. Mudros was not too bad a town, and 



LEMNOS 75 

was a very curious spectacle in those days. There 
were great black Senegalese troops with filed teeth 
who chased the children in play, though if the 
children had known what their home habits were 
the games would probably have ceased abruptly. 

There were Greeks dressed in fantastic costume 
and British troops of all sorts. Many old friends 
from the East were there, among them Colonel 
Doughty Wyhe, who in a few days was to win his 
V.C. and lose a life of great value to his country. 

I met a friend, Bettelheim, nicknamed " Beetle," 
whose life had been one long adventure. When 
last I had seen him he had been an official in Turkey, 
and in a rising had been dragged from his carriage 
on Galata Bridge in Constantinople by the mob, 
with his companion, the Emir Arslan. Emir Arslan 
was torn to pieces, but " Beetle," with his marvellous 
luck, escaped. 

Many of us lunched together under a vine, drink- 
ing excellent wine at a penny a glass. Everybody 
was extremely cheerful, and there was great elation 
in the island air. The talk was, of course, about 
the landing. A friend of mine said : " This is 
a terrible business ; entire Staffs will be wiped out." 
He seemed to think that the Staffs were the most 
important thing. 

After lunch I went to see the Mayor, to help 
me buy all that I wanted. He was rather shaky 
with regard to his own position, as Lemnos had not 
yet been recognized by us as Greek, and our recogni- 
tion was contingent on the behaviour of the Greek 
Government. He was a very good linguist, talking 
French, a little EngUsh, Italian, Greek, Turkish 
and Arabic. I think it was he who quoted to me 
the story of the Khoja Nasr-ed-Din. Naar-ed-Din 



76 MONS, ANZAC, AND KUT 

was lent a saucepan by a friend ; he returned 
it with another small saucepan, saying it had 
produced a child. Next year the friend offered a 
huge saucepan at the same date, which the friehd 
considered the breeding time of saucepans. Later 
on, when his friend appUed for the return of the 
saucepan, Nasr-ed-Din said: "It is dead." His 
friend expostulated : " How can a saucepscn die ? " 
" Well," said Nasr-ed-Din, " if it can have a child, 
why can't it die ? " 

Lemnos itself, though then it was a pageant, 
is on the whole a dreary island. The land was green, 
as all lands are in the spring, but there was not the 
carpet of anemones that one finds in Crete, Cyprus, 
and other islands, nor was there even asphodel. 

On Friday, April 16th, we heard that the Manitou 
had been torpedoed, and that a number of men 
had been drowned. This was not the case, though 
she had had three torpedoes fired at her. 

At this time we beheved that we were to make 
three simultaneous attacks, the New Zealanders 
taking the centre of the Peninsula. A rather 
melancholy caU to arms was issued by General 
Birdwood, the pith of which was that for the first 
few days there would be no transport of any kind. 
This made it all the more necessary to obtain the 
donkeys, and with the help of the Mayor of Mudros 
I bought six, and one little one for £1 as a mascot. It 
was a great deal of trouble getting them on board. 
The Greek whose boat I had commandeered was 
very unfriendly, and I had to requisition the services 
of some Senegalese troops. 

Diary. April 21, 1915. Mudros. Inner Bay. 
Monday, the 19th, I tried to dine on H.M.S. Baccharde^ 



LEMNOS 77 

but failed to find her. Dined on the Arcadia. 

Came back with CJommodore Keyes. . . . Met 

(a journalist turned censor). He said that the 
Turks had thirty 15-inch howitzers on GaUipoli, 
also wire entanglements everywhere. The general 
impression is that we shall get a very bad knock, 
and that it may set the war back a year, besides 
producing an indefinite amount of trouble in the 
East. 

Tuesday, April 2(iih. I went ashore to get 
porters, but the Mayor was in a nervous state, 
and I failed. I tried to get back in a dinghy with 
a couple of Greeks, and we nearly swamped. A 
gale got up. Finally I made the Imogen, tied up 
by the Hussar, and at last reached my destination. 
Great gale ia the night. I hope we don't suffer 
the fate of the Armada. It is said that our orders 
are to steam for the outer harbour at once. 

It was curious to see the Imogen, once the Ambassa- 
dor's yacht at Constantinople. In those days she 
was treated with reverent care. The Mediterranean 
had to be calmed by the finest of weather before 
she travelled. Now she had to sink or swim with 
the rest. Her adventures did not end at Lemnos. 
Travellers may see her name written proudly on 
the harsh cliffs of Muscat in the Persian Gulf, and 
to-day she is probably at Kuma, the site of the 
Garden of Eden. 

On Thxirsday, April 22nd, I was able to get 
two Greek porters, Kristo Keresteji (which being 
interpreted means Kristo the Timber-merchant) and 
Yanni, of the httle island of Ayo Strati. Kristo 
was with me until I was invaHded in the middle 
of October. He showed the greatest fidelity and 



78 MONS, ANZAC, AND KUT 

courage after the first few days. The other man 
was a natural coward, and had to be sent away 
when an opportunity offered, after the landing. 

Diary. Friday, April 23rd. I have just seen 
the most wonderful procession of ships I shall ever 
see. In the afternoon we left foy the outer harbour. 
The wind was blowing ; there was foam upon the 
sea and the air of the island was sparkling. With 
the band playing and flags flying, we steamed past 
the rest of the fleet. Cheers went from one end of 
the harbour to the other. Spring and summer 
met. Everybody felt it more than anything that 
had gone before. 

After we had passed the fleet, the pageant of 
the fleet passed us. First the Queen Elizabeth, 
immense, beautiful lines, long, Mke a snake, str?iight 
as an arrow. This time there was silence. It 
was grim and very beautiful. We would rather 
have had the music and the cheers. . . . This 
morning instructions were given to the ofiicers 
and landing arrangements made. We leave at 
1.30 to-night. The AustraUans are to land flrst. 
This they should do to-night. Then we land. . . . 
Naval guns will have to cover our advance, and the 
men are to be warned that the naval fire is very 
accurate. They will need some reassuring if the 
fire is just over our heads. The 29th land at Helles, 
the French in Asia near Troy. This is curious, 
as they can't support us or we them. The Naval 
Division goes north and makes a demonstration. . . . 
The general opinion is that very many boats must 
be sunk from the shore. Having got ashore, we 
go on to a rendezvous. We have no native guides. 
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The sea was very quiet between Lemnos and 
Anzac on April 24th. There were one or two altera- 
tions in plans, but nothing very material. We 
expected to have to land in the afternoon, but this 
was changed, and we were ordered to land after 
the AustraUans, who were to attack at 4.30 a.m. 
Some proposed to get up to see the first attack at 
dawn. I thought that we should see plenty of 
the attack before we had done with it, and preferred 
to sleep. 

Diary. SuTiday, April 25th. I got up at 6.30. 
Thoms, who shared my cabin, had been up earlier. 
There was a continuous roU of thunder from the 
south. Opposite to us the land rose steeply in 
cliflEs and lulls covered with the usual Mediterranean 
vegetation. The crackle of rifles sounded and 
ceased in turns. . . . Orders were given to us to 
start at 8.30 a.m. . . . The tows were punctual. . . . 
We were ordered to take practically nothing but 
rations. I gave my sleeping-bag to Kyriakidis, 
the old Greek interpreter whom I had snatched 
from the Arcadia, and took my British warm and 
my Burberry. . . . The tow was unpleasantly open 
to look at ; there was naturally no shelter of any 
kind. We all packed in, and were towed across 
the shining sea towards the land fight. . . . We 
could see some still figures lying on the beach to 
our left, one or two in front. Some bullets splashed 
round. 

As we were all jumping into the sea to flounder 
ashore, I heard cries from the sergeant at the back 
of the tow. He said to me : " These two men 
refuse to go ashore." I turned and saw Kristo 
Keresteji and Yanni of Ayo Strati with mesmerized 



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eyes looking at the plops that the bullets made 
in the water, and with their minds evidently fixed 
on the Greek equivalent of " Home, Sweet Home." 
They were, however, pushed in, and we aU scrambled 
on to that unholy land. The word was then, I 
thought rather unnecessarily, passed that we were 
under fire. 

It was difficult to understand why the Turkish 
fire developed so late. If they had started shelling 
us during our landing as they shelled us later, 
our losses would have been very heavy. We 
frequently owed our salvation in the Peninsula 
to a Turkish weakness and a Turkish mistake. 
They were constantly slow to appreciate a position 
and take full advantage of it, and their shrapnel 
was generally fused too high. Hardly any man 
who landed escaped being thumped and bumped 
on different occasions by shrapnel, which would, 
of course, have killed or seriously wounded him 
if the burst had not been so high. I remember 
on the afternoon of the first landing a sailor was 
knocked down beside me, and I and another man 
carried him to what shelter there was. We found 
that, while the bullet had pierced his clothes, it 
had not even broken his skin. Said the sailor : 
" This is the third time that that's 'appened to 
me to-day. I'm beginning to think of my httle 
grey 'ome in the West." So were others. 

We had landed on a spit of land which in those 
days we called Shrapnel Point, to the left of what 
afterwards became Corps Headquarters, though 
later the other spit on the right usurped that name. 
I took cover under a bush with a New Zealand 
officer. Major Browne. This officer had risen from 
the ranks. He fought through the whole of the 



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Gallipoli campaign, and in the end, to the sorrow 
of all who knew him, was killed as a Brigadier 
in France. 

The shrapnel fire became too warm to be pleasant, 
and I said : " Major, a soldier's first duty is to 
save his fife for his country." He said : "I 
quite agree, but I don't see how it's to be done." 
We were driven from Shrapnel Point to the north, 
round the ehff, but were almost immediately driven 
back again by the furious fire that met us. 

Diary. We were being shot at from three sides. 
All that morning we kept moving. There were 
lines of men clinging Uke cockroaches under the cliflfs 
or moving sUently as the guns on the right and 
left enfiladed us. The only thing to be done was 
to dig in as soon as possible, but a good many 
men were shot while they were doing this. General 
Godley landed about twelve, and went up Monash 
Gully with General Birdwood. We remained on 
the beach. . . . We had no artillery to keep the 
enemy's fire down. 

We spent a chiUy night, sometimes lying down, 
sometimes walking, as the rain began to fall after 
dark, and we had not too much food. My servant. 
Jack, who was a very old friend, and I made our- 
selves as comfortable as we could. 

There was a great deal of inevitable confusion. 
We were very hard pressed ; as every draft landed 
it was hurried off to that spot in the line where 
reinforcements were most needed. This naturally 
produced chaos amongst the units, and order was 
not re-estabhshed for some time. It was a terrible 
night for those in authority. I believe that, had 
it been possible, we should have re-embarked that 

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night, but the sacrifices involved would have been 
too great. Preparations for the expedition had 
been totally inadequate. The chief R,A.M.C, 
oflficer had told me the ridiculously small number of 
casualties he had been ordered to make preparations 
for, and asked my opinion, which I gave him with 
some freedom. As it was, we had to put 600 
men on the ship from which we had disembarked in 
the morning, to go back to hospital in Egypt, a 
four days' journey, under the charge of one officer, 
who was a veterinary surgeon. 

Diary. Monday, April 2,Qith. At 5 o'clock 
yesterday our artillery began to land. It's a very 
rough country ; the Mediterranean macchia every- 
where, and steep, winding valleys. We slept on 
a ledge a few feet above the beach. . , . Firing 
went on aU night. In the morning it was very 
cold, and we were all soaked. The Navy, it appeared, 
had landed us in the wrong place. This made the 
Army extremely angry, though as things turned out 
it was the one bright spot. Had we landed anywhere 
else, we should have been wiped out. 

I believe the actual place decided on for our 
landing was a mile farther south, which was an open 
plain, and an ideal place for a hostile landing 
from the Turkish point of view. 

Next morning I walked with General Godley 
and Tabu Rhodes, his A.D.C., up the height to 
the plateau which was afterwards called Plugges 
Plateau. The gulfies and ravines were very steep, 
and covered with undergrowth. We found General 
Walker, General Birdwood's Chief of the Staff, 
on the ridge that bears his name. Bullets were 
whining about, through the undergrowth, but were 



THE FIRST LANDING 83 

not doing much harm, though the shelling on the 
beach was serious. 

Diary. We believed that the Turks were using 
16-inch shells from the Dardanelles, and we were 
now able to reply. The noise was deafening, 
and our firing knocked down our own dugouts. 
The Generals all behaved as if the whole thing 
was a tea-party. Their different Staffs looked 
worried for their chiefs and themselves. Generals 
Godley and Walker were the most reckless, but 
General Birdwood also went out of his way to 
take risks. The sun was very hot, and our clothes 
dried while the shrapnel whistled over us into 
the sea. 

At noon we heard the rumour that the 2dth 
were fighting their way up from Helles, and every- 
body grew happy. We also heard that two 
Brigadiers had been wounded and one killed. 

The Australians had brought with them two 
ideas, which were only eliminated by time, fighting, 
and their own good sense. The " eight hours' 
day " was almost a holy principle, and when they 
had violated it by holding on for two or three days 
heroically, they thought that they deserved a 
" spell." Their second principle was not to leave 
their pals. When a man was wounded his friends 
would insist upoh bringing him down, instead of 
leaving him to the stretcher-bearers. When they 
had learned the practical side of war, both these 
dogmas were jettisoned. In Egypt the Australians 
had human weaknesses, and had shown them ; 
in GaUipoU they were the best of companions. 
Naturally, with the New Zealand Division, I saw 
more of the New Zealanders, who had the virtues 



84 MONS, ANZAC, AND KtIT 

of the Australians and the British troops. They 
had all the dash and elan of the Australians, and the 
discipline of the Englishmen. 

Diary. Tuesday, April 21th. Last night, or 
rather this morning at about 1 o'clock, I was 
called up by C. He said : " We are sending up 
40,000 rounds of ammunition to Colonel Pope," 
Greek donkey-boys, with an Indian escort, were to 
go up with this ammunition. I asked if any of&cer 
was going, and was answered " No " ; that there 
was no officer to go. I said that I would go if I 
could get a guide, but that I did not talk Hindustani, 
and that the whole thing was risky, as we were 
just as Hkely without a guide to wander into the 
Turks as to find our own people ; also that if we 
were attacked we should be without means of com- 
municating, and that the Greeks would certainly 
bolt. At the Corps Headquarters I found an 
absolutely gaga officer. He had an A.D.C. who 
was on the spot, however, and produced a note 
from Colonel Pope which stated that he had aU 
the amnaunition he wanted. The officer, in spite 
of this, told me to carry on. I said it was nonsense 
without a guide, when Pope had his ammunition. 
He then told me to take the mules to one place 
and the ammunition to another. I said that I 
had better take them both back to my own Head- 
quarters, from which I had come. He then tried 
to come with me, after saying that he would put 
me under arrest, but fell over two tent-ropes and 
was nearly kicked by a mule, and gave up in 
mute despair. 

I may add that this officer was sent away shortly 
afterwards. The next night he was found with 



THE FIEST LANDING 85 

a revolver stalking one of the Staff officers, who 
was sleeping with a night-cap that looked hke a 
turban, to shelter his head from the dew. My 
persecutor said that he thought he was a Turk. 

Diary. Three of us slept crowded in one dugout 
on Monday night. The cliff is becoming like a 
rookery, with ill-made nests. George Lloyd and 
Ian Smith have a charming view, only no room to 
lie down in. Everybody's dugout is falling on his 
neighbour's head. I went round the corner of the 
chfE to find a clean place to wash in the sea, but 
was sniped, and had to come back quick. The 
GallipoU Division of Turks, 18,000 strong, is 
supposed to be approaching, while we listened to 
a great artillery duel not far off. An Armenian 
who was captured yesterday reported the Gallipoli 
Division advancing on us. On Tuesday night things 
were better. I think most men were then of the 
opinion that we ought to be able to hold on, but 
we were clinging by our eyelids on to the ridge. 
The confusion of units and the great losses in officers 
increased the difficulty. 

This was the third day of battle. My dugout 
was twice struck. A tug was sunk just in front 
of us. . . . The interpreters have all got three days' 
beards which are turning white from worry. The 
shells to-day did not do so much damage ; they 
whirled over us in coveys, sometimes hitting the 
beach and flying off singing, sometimes splashing 
in the sea, but a lot of dead and wounded were 
carried by. 

About this time the spy mania started, which 
is one of the inevitable concomitants of war. Spies 
were supposed to be everywhere. In the popular 



86 MQNS, ANZAC, AND KUT 

belief, that ie "on the beach," there were enough 
spies^ to have made an opera. The first convmcing 
proof of treachery which we had was the story 
of a Turkish girl who had painted her face green 
in order to look like a tree, and had shot several 
people at Helles from the boughs of an oak. Next 
came the story of the daily pigeon post from Anzac 
to the Turkish line ; but as a matter of fact, the 
pigeons were about their own business of nesting. 

We had with us, too, a remarkable body of men 
who were more than suspect, and whose presence 
fed the wildest rumours. These were called Zionists, 
Zionites, and many other names. They were the 
Jewish exiles from Syria, who looked after the 
mules, and constituted the Mule Corps, under 
Colonel Patterson, of lion-hunting fame. They 
performed very fine service, and gave proof of the 
greatest courage. On several occasions I saw the 
mules blown to bits, and the men of the Mule Corps 
perfectly calm, among their charges. One night 
it did seem to me that at last we had got the genuine 
article. A panting Australian came to say that 
they had captured a German disguised as a member 
of the Mule Corps, but that he had unfortunately 
killed one man before being taken. When I ex- 
amined this individual he gave his name as Fritz 
Sehmann, and the language in which we conversed 
most easily was German. He was able to justify 
himself in his explanation, which turned out to be 
true. He had been walking along the cliff at night 
with his mule, when the mule had been shot and 
had fallen over the chff with Fritz Sehmann. 
Together they had fallen upon an unfortunate 
soldier, who had been killed by the same burst. 

It was a work of some difficulty to explain to the 



KABA TEPE 87 

Colonial troops that many of the priBoners that wo 
took — as, for instance, Greeks and Armenians — ^were 
conscripts who hated their masters. On one occa- 
sion, speaking of a prisoner, I said to a soldier : 
" This man says he is a Greek, and that he hates the 
Turks." " That's a Ukely story, that is," said the 
soldier; "better put a bayonet in the brute." 

The trouble that we had with the native inter- 
preters is even now a painful memory. If they were 
arrested once a day, they were arrested ten times. 
Those who had anything to do with them, if they 
were not suspected of being themselves infected 
by treachery, were believed to be in some way 
unpatriotic. It was almost as difficult to persuade 
the ofl&cers as the men that the fact that a man 
knew Turkish did not make him a Turk. There 
was one moment when the interpreters were flying 
over the hills like hares. 

Diary. Wednesday, April 2%ih. I got up at 
4 a.m. this morning, after a fine, quiet night, and 
examined a Greek deserter from the Turkish Army. 
He said many would desert if they did not fear 
for their lives. The New Zealanders spare their 
prisoners. 

Last night, while he was talking to me, Colonel C. 
was hit by a bit of shell on his hat. He stood quite 
stUl while a man might count three, wondering 
if he was hurt. He then stooped down and picked 
it up. At 8 p.m last night there was furious shelling 
in the gully. Many men and mules hit. General 
Godley was in the Signalling Office, on the telephone, 
fairly under cover. I was outside with Pinwell, 
and got grazed, just avoiding the last burst. Their 
range is better. Before this they have been bursting 



88 MONS, ANZAC, AND KUT 

the shrapnel too high.. It was after 4 p.m. their 
range improved so much. My dugout was shot 
through five minutes before I went there. So was 
Shaw's. . . . 

Colonel Chaytor was knocked down by shrapnel, 
but not hurt. The same happened to Colonel 
Manders. We heard that the Indian troops were 
to come to-night. Twenty-three out of twenty- 
seven Auckland officers kUled and wounded. 

11 a.m. All firing except from HeUes has ceased. 
Things look better. The most the men can do 
is to hang on. General Godley has been very 
fine. The men know it. 

4.30 p.m. Turks suddenly reported to have 
mounted huge howitzer on our left flank, two or 
three miles away. We rushed aU the ammunition off 
the beach, men working like ants, complete silence 
and furious work. We were absolutely enfiladed, 
and they could have pounded us, mules and 
machinery, to pulp, or driven us into the gully 
and up the hill, cutting us off from our water and 
at the same time attacking us with shrapnel. The 
ships came up and fired on the new gun, and proved 
either that it was a dummy or had moved, or had 
been knocked out. It was a cold, wet night. 

The material which General Birdwood and General 
Godley had to work upon was very fine. The 
Australians and the New Zealanders were bom 
fighters and natural soldiers, and learnt quickly on 
Active Service what it would have taken months 
of training to have taught them. But like many 
another side-show, Anzac was casual in many ways, 
as the following excerpt from this diary will 
show : — 



KABA TEPS 89 

Diary, Thursday, April 2^ih. Kaba Tepe. I 
was woken at 2.30 a.m., when the New Zealanders 
stood to arms. It was wet and cold, and a wind 
blew which felt as if it came through snowy gorges. 
The alarm had been given, and the Turks were 
supposed to be about to rush the beach from 
the left flank in force. Colonel Chaytor was sent 
to hold the point. He told me to collect stragglers 
and form them up. It was very dark, and the 
stragglers were very straggly. I found an Australian, 
Quinn, and told him to fetch his men along to the 
gun emplacement, beyond the graves, on the point 
where Chaytor was. Every one lost every one. 

I found Colonel Chaytor with an Australian 
officer. He said to him : "Go out along the flank 
and find out where the Canterbury Battalion is, 
and how strong. On the extreme left there is a 
field ambulance. They must be told to lie down, 
so that the Turks will not shoot them." I said 
I would look after them. We started. I heard 
the Austrahan, after we had gone some hundreds 
of yards, ordering the Canterburys in support to 
retire. I said : " But are your orders to that 
effect ? A support is there to support. The Canter- 
burys wiU be routed or destroyed if you take this 
support away." He said : " Well, that's a bright 
idea." He went back, and I heard him say, in the 
darkness : " This officer thinks you had better 
stay where you are." I don't know if he was a 
Colonel, or what he was, and he did not know 
what I was. 

I found the field ambulance, a long way off, 
and went on to the outposts. The field ambulance 
were touchingly grateful for nothing, and I had 
some tea and yarned with them till morning, walking 



90 MONS, AISTZAC, AND KUT 

back after dawn along the beach by the graves. 
No one fired at me. 

When I got back I heard the news of Doughty's ' 
death, which grieved me a great deal. . . . He 
seems to have saved the situation. The description 
of Helles is ghastly, of the men looking down into 
the red sea, and the dying drowned in a foot of 
water. That is what might have, and really ought 
to have happened to us. 

One hears the praise of politicians in all men's 
mouths. ... 

A beautiful night, last night, and a fair amount 
of shrapnel. Every evening now they send over 
a limited number of howitzers from the great guns 
in the Dardanelles, aimed at our ships. That 
happens also in the early morning, as this morning. 
To-night an aeroplane is to locate these guns, and 
when they let fly to-morrow we are to give them 
an immense broadside from all our ships. 

At this time the weather had improved, but we 
were living in a good deal of discomfort. We 
were not yet properly supplied with stores, the 
water was brackish, occasionally one had to shave 
in salt water, and all one's ablutions had to be done 
on the beach, with the permission of the Turkish 
artillery. 

The beach produced a profound impression on 
almost all of us, and has in some cases made the 
seaside distasteful for the rest of our lives. It 
was, when we first landed, I suppose, about 
30 yards broad, and covered with shingle. Upon 
this narrow strip depended all our communications 
landing and putting off, food and water, all came 
• Colonel Doughty Wylie, V.C. 



KABA TEPE 91 

and went upon the beach — and the Turkish guns 
had got the exact range* Later, shelters were 
put up, but life was still precarious, and the openness 
of the beach gave men a "greater feeling of insecurity 
than they had in the trenches. 

Diary. Our hair and eyes and mouths are full 
of dust and sand, and our nostrils of the smell of 
dead mules. 

There were also colonies of ants that kept in 
close touch ,with us, and our cigarettes gave out. 
Besides these trials, we had no news of the war 
or of the outer world. 

Diary. Tahu and I repacked the provisions 
this morning. While we did so one man was shot 
on the right and another on the left. We have been 
expecting howitzers all the time, and speculating 
as to whether there would be any panic if they 
really get on to us. The Turks have got their 
indirect, or rather enfilading, fire on us, and hit 
our mules. One just hit a few yards away. . . . 
Imbros and Samothrace are clear and delicate 
between the blue sea and the hot sky. The riband 
of beach is crowded with transport, and Jews, 
Greeks, Armenians, New Zealanders, Australians, 
scallyw^ag officers, and officers that still manage to 
keep a shadow of dandyism between their dis- 
reputable selves and immaculate past. And there's 
the perpetual ripple of the waves that is sometimes 
loud enough to be mistaken for the swish of shrapnel, 
which is also perpetual, splashing in the sea or 
rattling on the beach. There is very little noise 
on the beach in the way of talk and laughter. The 
men never expected to be up against this. When 



92 MONS, ANZAO, AND KUT 

we left Lemnos we saw one boat with an arrow 
and in front of it " To Constantinople and the 
Habbm." Precious few of those poor fellows will 
ever see Constantinople, let alone the Harem. 

May \st. A beautiful dawn, but defiled by a 
real hymn of hate from the Turks. Last night 
the Torgut Reiss sent us some shells. This morn- 
ing it was supposed to be the Goehen that was 
firing, I woke to hear the howitzers that everybody 
had been talking of here droning over us, and watched 
them lifting great columns of water where they hit 
the sea. Then there came the sigh and the snarl 
of shrapnel, but that to the other is like the rustle 
of a lady's fan to the rumble of a brewer's dray. 
This hymn of hate went on for an unusually long 
time this morning from the big stuff. A lot of 
men were hit all round, and it. has been difficult 
to wash in the sea. All the loading, unloading, 
etc., is done at night. The picket-boats are fairly 
well protected. The middies are the most splendid 
boys. We are all very cramped and the mules add 
to the congestion. We shall have a plague of 
flies before we are done, if we don't have a worse 
plague than that. The New Zealanders are aU 
right. . . . 

Colonel White, Rickes and Murphy, all hit at 
breakfast this morning, but not hurt. One of the 
Greek donkey-boys says he is a barber. This 
Would be a great advantage if he wasn't so nervous 
and did not start so much whenever there is a burst. 

There is a fleet of boats in front of us, and even 
more at Helles ; the Turks must feel uncomfortable, 
but another landing, between us, would be pretty 
risky. They are fighting splendidly. Opinions are 
divided as to what would happen if we fought our 



KABA TEP^ 93 

way to Maidos. Many think we could be shelled 
out again by the Goeben. This expedition needed 
at least three times the number of men. The 
Indians have not come, and the Territorials cannot 
come for a long time. 

General Godley wants to change Headquarters 
for us. Colonel Artillery Johnston's battery is on 
our right, facing the Turks, and only a few yards 
away. The Turks spend a lot of time shooting 
at it, missing it, and hitting us. Another man 
killed just now. Shrapnel, heaps of it, is coming 
both ways on us. Nobody speaks on the beach. 
We have two tables on the top of the dugout. 
One is safe, and the other can be hit. The punctual 
people get the safe table. 

B. has lunched. He says that Rupert Brooke died 
at Lemnos. I am very sorry ; he was a good fellow, 
and a poet with a great future. B. was blown 
up by a shell yesterday. He has to go back to-night. 
While we lunched a man had his head blown off 
20 yards away. . . . 

Orders have come that we are to entrench im- 
pregnably. We are practically besieged, for we 
can't re-embark without sacrificing our rear-guard, 
and if the howitzers come up we shall be cut off 
from the beach and our water. A lot more men 
have been killed on the beach. . . . 

Sunday, May 2nd. 6 a.m. Shrapnel all round 
as I washed. Beach opinion is if this siege lasts 
they must be able to get up their heavy guns. The 
Indians have gone to Helles, and the Naval Division 
is being taken away from us. New Turkish Divisions 
are coming against us. There are no chaplains 
here for burial or for anything else. 

Waite took a dozen prisoners this morning — 



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gendarmes, nice fellows. They hadn't much to 
tell us. One of them complained that he had been 
shot through a mistake after he had surrendered. 
There ought to be an interpreter on these occa- 
sions. . . . 

It is a fiery hot day, without a ripple on the clear 
sea, and all still but for the thunder coming from 
Helles. I bathed and got cleani The beach looks 
like a mule fair of mutes, for it is very silent. We 
are to attack to-night at seven. We have now been 
here a week, and advanced a hundred yards farther 
than the first rush carried us. There is a great 
bombardment going on, a roaring ring of fire, 
and the Turks are being shelled and shelled. 

At night the battleships throw out two lines of 
searchlights, and behind them there gleam the 
fires of Samothrace and Imbros. Up and down 
the cliffs here, outside the dugouts, small fires 
bum. The rifle fire comes over the hill, echoing 
in the valleys and back from the ships. Sometimes 
it is difficult to tell whether it is the sound of ripples 
on the beach or firing. 

Monday^ May ^rd. I was called up at 3 a.m. 
to examine three prisoners. Our attack has failed, 
and we have many casualties, probably not less 
than 1,000. The wounded have been crying on 
the beach horribly. A wounded Arab reported 
that our naval gun fire did much damage. 

The complaint is old and bitter now. We insist 
that the Turks are Hottentots. We give them 
notice before we attack them. We tell them what 
we are going to do with their Capital. We attack 
them with an inadequate force of irregular troops, 
without adequate ammunition (we had one gun 
in our landing) in the most impregnable part of 



KABA TEPE 95 

their Empire. We ask for trouble all over the East 
by risking disaster here. 

The Goeben is shelling the fleet, and (11.30) has 
just struck a transport. The sea is gay, and a 
fresh wind is blowing, and the beach is crowded, 
but there is not a voice upon it, except for an 
occasional order. . . . 

The Turks are now expected to attack us. We 
suppose people realize what is happening here 
in London, though it isn't easy to see how troops 
and reinforcements can be sent us in time — that is, 
before the Turks have turned all this into a fortifi- 
cation. A good many men hit on the beach to-day. 
The mules cry like lost souls. 

Tuesday, May 4:th. The sea like a looking-glass, 
not a cloud in the sky, and Samothrace looking 
very clear and close. The moon is like a faint 
shadow of light in the clear sky over the smoke 
of the guns. Heavy fighting between us and 
Helles. A landing is being attempted. Pessimists 
say it is our men being taken off because their 
position is impossible. The boats coming back 
seem full of wounded. It may have been an attempt 
at a landing and entrenching, or simply a repetition 
of what we did the other day at Falcon Hill or 
Nebronesi, or whatever the place is. 

The attack has failed this morning. Perfect 
peace here, except for rifles crackling on the hill. 
Ian Smith and I wandered off up a valley through 
smilax, thyme, heath and myrtle, to a high ridge. 
We went through the Indians and found a couple of 
very jolly officers, one of them since killed. There 
are a good many bodies unburied. Not many 
men hit. We helped to carry one wounded man 
back. The stretcher-bearers are splendid fellows. 



96 MONS, ANZAC, AND KUT 

good to friend and enemy. At one place we saw a 
beastly muddy little pond with a man standing 
in it in trousers, shovelling out mud. But the water 
in a tin was clear and cool and very good. . . . 

General Godley and Tahu Rhodes got up to the 
Turkish trenches, quite close to them. The Turks 
attacked, threw hand-grenades, and our supports 
broke. The General rallied the men, but a good 
many were killed, amongst them the General's 
orderly, a gentleman ranker and a first-rate fellow, 

Wednesday, May 5th. Kaba Tepe. The other 
day, when our attack below failed, the Turks allowed 
us to bring ofE our wounded. This was after that 
unfortunate landing. 

Went on board the Lutzow to-day, and got some 
of my things off. Coming back the tow rope parted, 
and we thought that we should!, drift into captivity. 
It was rough and unpleasant. 

Thursday, May 6th. Very cold night. The dead 
are unburied and the wounded crying for water 
between the trenches. Talked to General Birdwood 
about the possibility of an armistice for burying 
the dead and bringing in the wounded. He thinks 
that the Germans would not allow the Turks to 
accept. 

Colonel Esson ' landed this morning. He brought 
the rumour that 8,000 Turks had been killed lower 
down on the Peninsula. We attacked Achi Baba 
at 10 a.m. There was an intermittent fire all 
night. 

This morning I went up to the trenches with 
General Godley by Walker's Ridge. The view was 
magnificent. The plain was covered with friendly 
olives. . . . General Birdwood and General Mercer, 

' Colonel Esson was Q.M.G. of the New Zealand Division. 



KABA TEPll 97 

commanding the Naval Brigade were also there. 
The trenches have become a perfect maze. As 
we went along the snipers followed us, seeing Onslow's 
helmet above the parapet, and stinging us with 
dirt. Many dead. I saw no wounded between 
the lines. On the beach the shrapnel has opened 
from a new direction. The Turks were supposed 
to be making light railways to bring up their howitzers 
and then rub us off this part of the Periinsula. This 
la/St shell that has just struck the beach has 
kUled and wounded several men and a good many 
mules. ... ' 

Friday, May Ith. A bitter night and morning. . . . 
This morning a sheU burst overhead, when I heard 
maniac peals of laughter and found the cook flying 
up, hit in the boot and his kitchen upset ; he was 
laughing like a madman. It's a nuisance one has 
to sit in the shade in our dining place and not in 
the sun. They have got our exact range, and are 
pounding in one shell after another, A shell has 
just burst over our heads, and hit a lighter and 
set her on fire. 

The mules, most admirable animals, had now 
begun to give a good deal of trouble, alive and dead. 
There were hundreds of them on the beach and 
in the guUies. Alive, they bit precisely and kicked 
accurately ; dead, they were towed out to sea, but 
returned to us faithfully on the beach, making bathing 
unpleasant and cleanliness difficult. The dead mule 
was not only offensive to the Army ; he became 
a source of supreme irritation to the Navy, as he 
floated on his back, with his legs sticking stiffly 
up in the air. These legs were constantly mis- 
taken for periscopes of submarines, causing excite- 

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ment, exhaustive naval manoeuvres and sometimes 
recriminations. 

My special duties now began to take an unusual 
form. Every one was naturally anxious for Turkish 
troops to surrender, in order to get information, 
and also that we might have fewer men to fight. 
Those Turks who had been captured had said 
that the general belief was that we took no prisoners, 
but killed all who fell into our hands, ruthlessly. 
I said that I believed that this impression, which 
did us much harm, could be corrected. The 
problem was how to disabuse the Turks of this 
belief. I was ordered to make speeches to them 
from those of our trenches which were closest to 
theirs, to explain to them that they would be well 
treated and that our quarrel lay with the Germans, 
and not with them. 

Diary. Friday, May 1th. At 1.30 I went up 
Monash Valley, which the men now call the " Valley 
of Death," passing a stream of haggard men, wounded 
and unwounded, coming down in the brilhant 
sunUght. I saw Colonel Monash • at his head- 
quarters, and General Godley with him, and received 
instructions. The shelling overhead was terrific, 
but did no damage, as the shells threw forward, 
but the smoke made a shadow between us and 
the sun. It was hke the continuous crashing of 
a train going over the sleepers of a railway bridge. 

Monash, whom I had last seen at the review in 

the desert, said : " We laugh at this shrapnel." 

He tried to speak on the telephone to say I was 

coming, but it was difficult, and the noise made 

it impossible. Finally I went up the slope to 

' Now Lieiit.-General Sir John Monash, commanding the 
Australian Forces. 



KABA TEPE 99 

Quinn's Post, with an escort, running and taking 
cover, and panting up the very steep hill. It felt 
as if bullets rained, but the fact is that they came 
from three sides and have each got about five 
echoes. There's a decollete place in the hill that 
they pass over. I got into the trench, and found 
Quinn, tall and openfaced, swearing like a trooper, 
much respected by his men. The trenches in 
Quinn's Post were narrow and low, full of exhausted 
men sleeping. I crawled over them and through 
tiny holes. There was the smell of death every- 
where. I spoke in three places. 

In conversations with the Turks across the trenches 
I generally said the same thing : that we took 
prisoners and treated them well; that the essential 
quarrel was between us and the Germans and not 
between England and the Turks; that the Turks 
had been our friends in the Crimea ; and I ended 
by quoting the Turkish proverb " Eski dost dushman 
olmaz " (An old friend cannot be an enemy). 
These speeches probably caused more excitement 
amongst our men than in the ranks of the Turks, 
though the Constantinople Press declared that a 
low attempt to copy the muezzin's call to prayer 
had been made from our lines. There were many 
pictures drawn of the speech-maker and the shower 
of hand-grenades that answered his kindly words. 
It must be admitted that there was some reason for 
these caricatures. Upon this first occasion nothing 
very much happened — ^to me, at any rate. Our lines 
were very close to the Turkish lines, and I was 
able to speak clearly with and without a megaphone, 
and the Turks were good enough to show some 
interest, and in that neighbourhood to keep quiet 



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for a time. I got through my business quickly, 
and went back to the beach. It was then that the 
consequences of these blandishments developed, 
for the places from which I had spoken were made 
the object of a very heavy strafe, of which I had 
been the innocent cause, and for which others 
suffered. When I returned two days later to make 
another effort at exhortation, I heard a groan 
go up from the trench. " Oh, Lord, here he comes 
again. Now for the bally bombs." On the first 
occasion when not much had happened it had been : 
" Law, I'd Uke to be able to do that meself." 

Diary. Friday, May 1th. On getting back here 
we had a very heavy fire, which broke up our dinner 
party, wounded Jack Anderson, stung Jack (my 
servant), hit me. Jack is sick, . . . Here are three 
unpleasant possibihties .•' — 

1. Any strong attack on the height. The Navy 
could not help then. We should be too mixed 
in the fighting. 

2. The expected blessed big guns to lollop over 
howitzers. 

3. Disease. The Turks have dysentery already. 
There is an uncanny whistling overhead. It 

must come from the bullets and machine-guns 
or Maxims a long way ofif. It sounds eldritch. 
T. very sick after seeing some wounded on the beach, 
and yet his nerves are very good. Eastwood told 
me that he was sure to get through. I told him not 
to say such things. He had three bullets through 
his tunic the other day. I went on the Lutzow 
to get the rest of my stuff off, and found Colonel 
Ryan (" Turkish Charlie ") ' full of awful descriptions 
• Because he had been through the siege of Plevna and was 
eovered with Turkish decorations. 



ANZAC 101 

of operations. Many wounded on the boat, all very 
quiet. . . • Had a drink with a sailor, the gloomiest 
man that ever I met. He comes from Southampton, 
and thinks we cannot possibly win the war. It's 
become very cold. 

Most of the diary of May 9th is too indiscreet 
for publication, but here are some incidents of the 
day:— 

Worsley " says it's very hard to get work done 
on the beach ; in fact its almost impossible. It 
was said th^t the gun which had been enfilading 
us was knocked out, but it is enfilading us now, 
and it looks as if we shall have a pretty heavy bill 
to pay to-day. The beach is holding its breath, 
and between the sound of the shrapnel and the 
hiss there is only the noise of the waves and a few 
low voices. . . . Harrison, who was sUghtly wounded 
a few days ago, was yesterday resting in his dugout 
when he was blown out of it by a shell To day 
he was sent to the Lutzow, and we watched him 
being shelled the whole way, his boat wrigghng. 
It seems as if the shells know and love him. I 
am glad he won't be dining with us any more ; 
a magnet like that is a bore, though he is a very 
good fellow. The land between us and the 29th 
is reported to be full of barbed wire entanglements. 

Monday^ May \Oth. Raining and cold. Jack 
better. 

Colonel Braithwaite woke me last night with 
the news of the sinking of the Lusitania. Last 
night we took three trenches, but lost them again 
this morning. S. B. came last night ; I was glad 
to see him. 

' Supply officer of the New Zealand Division. 



102 MONS, ANZAC, AND KUT 

S. B. had been a great friend of mine in Egypt 
and brought me and others letters, of which we 
were badly in need, and stores, which were very 
welcome. We met upon the beach, and decided 
to celebrate the occasion in the Intelhgence dugout, 
for my friend had actually got some soda and a 
bottle of whisky, two very rare luxuries on the 
beach. 

Diary. We went into the Intelligence dugout 
and sat there. Then a shell hit the top of the 
dugout. The next one buzzed a lot of bullets 
in through the door. The third ricochetted all 
over the place and one bullet grazed my head. 
I then said : " We'd better put up a blanket 
to save us from the ricochets." At the same 
time J. was shot next door and Onslow's war 
diary was destroyed. A pot of jam was shot 
in General Cunhffe Owen's hand, which made him 
very angry. V., the beachmaster, dashed into our 
Intelhgence dugout gasping while we held blankets 
in front of him. Two days ago a man was killed 
in his dugout next door, and another man again 
yesterday. Now two fuses had come straight 
through his roof and spun like a whipping-top on 
the floor, dancing a sort of sarabande before the 
hypnotized eyes of the sailors. . . . 

Also S. B.'s whisky was destroyed in the luncheon 
basket. He broke into furious swearing in Arabic. 

Wednesday, May \2th. Rain, mud, grease, temper 
all night, but we shall long for this coolness when 
it really gets hot. No bombardment this morning, 
but the Greek cook, Christopher of the Black Lamp, 
came and gave two hours' notice, with the rain and 
tears running down his face. I am not surprised 



ANZAC 103 

at his giving notice, but why he should be meticulous 
about the time I can't think. Conversation about 
the shelUng is getting very boring. 

Had a picturesque walk through the dark last 
night, past Greeks, Indians, Australians, across a 
rain-swept, wind-swept, bullet-swept hillside. Many 
of the Colonels here are business men, who never 
in their wildest dreams contemplated being in 
such a position, and they have risen to the occasion 
finely. The Generals have at last been prevailed 
upon not to walk about the beach in the day- 
time. . . . Two German and one Austrian submarine 
expected here. The transports have been ordered to 
Mudros. 

Thursday, May \Zih. Very calm morning, the 
echoes of rifle fire on the sea. I went with C. to 
take General Russell ^ up from Reserve GuUy to 
Walker's Ridge. It was a beautiful morning, with 
the sky flaming softly, not a cloud anywhere, and 
the sea perfectly still. The scrub was full of wild 
flowers ; not even the dead mules could spoil it. 
Guns thundered far off. . . . After breakfast 
examined an intelligent Greek prisoner, Nikolas, 
the miller from Ali Keni. Then I was telephoned 
for by Colonel Monash in great haste, and went oflE 
up his valley with a megaphone as quickly as possible. 
In the valley the men were in a state of nerves 
along the road because of the snipers. The Turks 
had put up a white flag above their trenches opposite 
Quinn's Post. I think this was an artillery flag 
and that they hoped to avoid the fire of the fleet 
by this means. . . . The people at Helles aren't 
making headway, and it seems unlikely, except 
at tremendous cost, and probably not then, that 

' Now Lieut.-General Sir A. H. Russell, K.C.M.G., K.C.B. 



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they will. We are pretty well hung up except 
on our left ; why not try there ? The Turks are 
not yet entrenched or dug in there as in. other 
places. ... I had to bully Yanni of Ayo Strati 
till he sobbed on the chff. I then threatened to 
dismiss him, after which he grew cheerful, for it 
was what he wanted. . , . 

The Turks have again got white flags out. Have 
been ordered to go up at dawn. 

■Friday, May \Uh. 4 a.m. Walked up the 
valley. The crickets were singing in the bushes 
at the opening of the vaUey and the place was cool 
with the faint light of coming dawn. Then a line 
of stretcher-bearers with the wounded, some quiet, 
some groaning. Then came the dawn and the 
smeU of death that infects one's haiids and clothes 
and haunts one. 

They weren't over-pleased to see me at first, 
as after my speech the other day they had had an 
awful time from hand-grenades, and their faces 
fell when I appeared. I spoke from the same 
place. Then I went to another, and lastly to a 
trench that communicated with the Turkish trench. 
The Greek who had surrendered last night came down 
this trench and the Turks were said to be five to 
ten yards off. It was partly roofed, and there were 
some sandbags, between two and three feet high, 
that separated us from them. Leading into this 
was a big circular dugout, open to heaven. I 
got the men cleared out of this before speaking. 
In the small trench there were two men facing the 
Turks and lying on the ground with revolvers 
pointed at the Turks. I moved one man back 
out of the way and lay on the other — ^there wasn't 
anything else to be done — -and spoke for five minutes 



ANZAC 105 

with some intervals. Once a couple of hand- 
grenades feU outside and the ground quivered, but 
that was all. I then got the guard changed. . . . 

The loss of the Goliath is confirmed and the 
fleet has gone, leaving a considerable blank on 
the horizon and a depression on the sunlit beach. 
Four interpreters were arrested to-day and handed 
over to me. 

I put them on to dig me a new dugout, round 
which a colony of interpreters is growing : Kyriakidis, 
who is a fine man and a gentleman ; Ashjian, a young 
Armenian boy, aristocratic-looking, but very soft, 
whom I want to send away as soon as possible; 
and others. My dugout is in the middle of wild 
flowers, with the sea splashing round. Since the 
ships have all gone we are, as a consequence, short 
of water. . . . The Turks have been shelling our 
barges hard for an hour. We are to make an 
attack to-night and destroy their trenches. 

Saturday, May 15th. The attack has failed. 
There are many of our wounded outside our lines. 
Have been told to go out with a white flag. Was 
sent for by Skeen ^ to see General Birdwood in half 
an hour. WhUe Colonel Skeen and I were talking 
a shell hit one man in the lungs and knocked Colonel 
Knox on the back without hurting him. General 
Birdwood was hit yesterday in the head, but won't 
lie up. General Trottman the day before. While 
we talked water arrived. A message came from 
Colonel Chauvel to say there were only two wounded 
lying out. ... In a few minutes a telephone message 
arrived from the doctor in the trenches that the 
two wounded had died. ... I came back to Head- 
quarters, and heard General Bridges ^ asking the 
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106 MONS, ANZAC, AND KUT 

General if he might go up Monash Valley. In 
a few minutes we heard that he was shot in the 
thigh. The snipers are getting many of our men. 
If the Germans were running this show they would 
have had 200,000 men for it. 

Last night Kyriakidis heard a nightingale. I 
notice that the cuckoo has changed his note, worried 
by the shrapnel. I don't blame the bird. My 
new dugout is built. It has a corridor and a patio, 
and is sort of Louis Quinze. The food is good, 
but we are always hungry. 

Went out with Colonel N. He is a very great 
man for his luxuries, and looks on cover as the 
first of these. He is very funny about shelling, 
and is huffy, like a man who has received an insult, 
if he gets hit by a spent bullet or covered with earth. 
They have got the range of our new Headquarters 
beautifully — ^two shells before lunch, one on either 
side of the kitchen range. The men and the mess 
table covered with dust and stones. The fact 
is our ships have gone ; they can now do pretty 
much as they like. 

Most people here agree that the position is hope- 
less, unless we drive the Turks back on our left 
and get reinforcements from Helles, where they 
could quite well spare them, 

Sunday, May \Qth. A day fit for Trojan heroes 
to fight on. As a matter of fact, there is a good 
deal of Trojan friction. Went into the Intelligence 
dugout, as five men were hit below it. They have 
just hit another interpreter, and are pounding 
away at us again. I was warned to go out with 
a flag of truce and a bugler this afternoon. 

Monday, May llth. I walked out to the left 
with S. B., and bathed in a warm, quiet sea. Many 



ANZAC 107 

men bathing too, and occasionally shrapnel also. 
There was a scent of thyme, and also the other 
smell from the graves on the beach, which are 
very shallow. I got a touch of the sun, and had 
to lie down. When I got back I heard that Villiers 
Stuart had been killed this morning, instantaneously. 
He was a very good fellow, and very good to me. 

Tuesday, May \%th. Last night Villiers Stuart 
was buried. The funeral was to have been at 
sunset, but at that time we were savagely shelled 
and had to wait. We formed up in as decent a 
kit as we cotlld muster, and after the sun had set in 
a storm of red, while the young moon was rising, 
the procession started. We stumbled over boulders, 
and met stretcher-bearers with dead and wounded, 
we passed Indians driving mules, and shadowy 
Australians standing at attention, till we came to 
the graves by the sea. The prayers were very short 
and good, interrupted by the boom of our guns 
and the whining of Turkish bullets overhead. His 
salute was fired above his head from both the 
trenches. . . . 

We shelled the village of Anafarta yesterday, 
which I don't much care about. A good many 
here want to destroy the minaret of the mosque. 
I can see no difference in principle between this 
and the destruction of Rheims Cathedral. Kyria- 
kidis told me. a Greek cure for sunstroke. You 
fill the ears of the afflicted one with salt water; 
it makes a noise Hke thunder in his head, but the 
sunstroke passes. Christo thereupon got me salt 
water in a jug without telling me, and several 
thirsty people tried to drink it. . . . 

A German submarine seen here. ... A day 
of almost perfect peace ; rifle fire ceased sometimes 



108 MONS, ANZAC, AND KUT 

for several minutes together, but 8-inch shells 
were fired into the trenches, . . . Men are singing 
on the beach for the first time, and there is something 
cheerful in the air. The enfilading gun has been, 
as usual, reported to be knocked out, but gunners 
are great optimists. No news from Helles. . . . 
Turkish reinforcements just coming up. Attack 
expected at 3 a.m. We stand to arms here.. 

Wednesday, May l^th. Work under heavy shell 
fire. This grew worse about 6.30. Several heavy 
shells hit within a few yards of this dugout and the 
neighbouring ones, but did not burst. A Httle 
farther off they did explode, or striking the sea, 
raised tall columns and high fountains of white 
water. Colonel Chaytor badly wounded in the 
shoulder. A great loss to us. He talked very 
cheerfully. I have got leave to send away Ashjian. 
. . . This, after aU, is a quarrel for those directly 
concerned. The Germans have brought up about 
twelve more field-guns and four or five Jack John- 
sons, and the shelling is very heavy. Saw a horrid 
sight : a barge fuU of wounded was being towed 
out to the hospital ship. Two great Jack Johnsons 
came, one just in front of them; then when they 
turned with a wriggle, one just behind them, sending 
up towers of water, and leaving two great white 
roses in the sea that turned muddy as the stuflE 
from the bottom rose. They had shells round 
them again, and a miraculous escape. It's cruel 
hard on the nerves of wounded men, but of course 
that was bad luck, not wicked intentions, because 
the enemy couldn't see them. 

If the Turks had attacked us fiercely on the top 
and shelled us as badly down here earlier, they 
might have had us out. Now we ought to be all 



ANZAC 109 

right, and they can hardly go on using ammunition 
like this. Their losses are said to be very great. 
New Turkish reinforcements said to be at Helles. 
They have done what we ought to have done. 
Now they are throwing 11-inch at us. It's too bad. 
... I saw Colonel Skeen. He said to me : " You 
had better be ready to go out this afternoon. We 
have just shot a Turk with a white flag. That will 
give us an excuse for apologizing " ; quite so : it will 
also give the Turk an excuse for retahating. A 
Turkish officer just brought in says that the real 
attack is to be this afternoon, now at 1.30. I 
spent an hour in the hospital, interpreting for 
the Turkish wounded. The Austrahans are very 
good to them. On returning I found the General's 
dugout hit hard. Nothing to be done but to dig 
deeper in. 

From the third week in May to the third week 
in June was the kernel of our time at Anzac. We 
had grown accustomed to think of the place as 
home, and of the conditions of our life as natural 
and permanent. The monotony of the details of 
shelling and the worry of the flies are of interest 
only to those who endured them, and have been 
eliminated, here and there, from this diary. 

During this month we were not greatly troubled. 
The men continued to make the trenches impreg- 
nable, and were contented. It was in some ways 
a curiously happy time. 

The New Zealanders and the Australians were 
generally clothed by the sunlight, which fitted 
them, better than any tailor, with a red-brown 
skin, and only on ceremonial occasions did they 
wear their belts and accoutrements. 

Our sport was bathing, and the Brotherhood of 



no MONS, ANZAC, AND KUT 

the Bath was rudely democratic. There was at 
Anzac a singularly benevolent ofi&cer, but fox all 
his geniality a strong disciplinarian, devoted to 
military observances. He was kind to all the 
world, not forgetting himself, and he had developed 
a kindly figure. No insect could resist his contours. 
Fleas and bugs made passionate love to him, in- 
layiag his white skin with a wonderful red mosaic. 
One day he undressed and, leaving nothing of his 
dignity with his uniform, he mingled superbly with 
the crowd of bathers. Instantly he received a 
hearty blow upon his tender, red and white shoulder 
and a cordial greeting from some democrat of 
Sydney or of Wellington : " Old man, you've been 
amongst the biscuits ! " He drew himself up to 
rebuke this presumption, then dived for the sea, 
for, as he said, " What's the good of telling one 
naked man to salute another naked man, especially 
when neither have got their caps ? " 

This month was marked by a feature that is 
rare in modern warfare. We had an armistice 
for the burial of the dead, which is described in 
the diary. 

On the Peninsula we were extremely anxious 
for an armistice for many reasons. We wished, 
on all occasions, to be able to get our wounded in 
after a fight, and we believed, or at least the 
writer was confident, that an arrangement could be 
come to. We were also very anxious to bury the 
dead. Rightly or wrongly, we thought that G.H.Q., 
living on its perfumed island, did not consider how 
great was the abomination of life upon the cramped 
and stinking battlefield that was our encampment, 
though this was not a charge that any man would 
have dreamed of bringing against Sir Ian Hamilton. 



ANZAC 111 

Diary. Wednesday, May 19, 1915. Kaha TepL 
General Birdwood told me to go to Imbros to talk 
to Sir Ian Hamilton about an armistice, if General 
Godley would give me leave. 

Thursday, May 20, 1915. Kaha TepL Have 
been waiting for four hours in Colonel Knox's 
boat, which was supposed to go to Imbros. Turkish 
guns very quiet. . . . Hear that Ock Asquith and 
Wedgwood are wounded. A liaison officer down 
south says : " When the Senegalese fly, and the 
French troops stream forward twenty yards and 
then stream back twenty-five yards, we know 
that we are making excellent progress." There is 
a CoaUtion Government at home. We think that 
we are the reason of that ; we think the Govern- 
ment cannot face the blunder of the Dardanelles 
without asking for support from the Conservatives. 

6 p.m. " Arcadian." Found George Lloyd. Have 
been talking to Sir Ian Hamilton with regard 
to the armistice. . . . Clive Bigham ' was there. 
He lent me some Shakespeares. 

Friday, May 21, 1915. Kaba TepL Saw Sir 
Ian Hamilton again this morning. The Turks 
are said to have put up a white flag and to have 
massed behind it in their trenches, intending to 
rush us. Left with four " Arcadians." 

There was a parley yesterday while I was away. 
The Turks ^ad put up some white flags, but it was 
not a case of bad faith as the "Arcadians" believed. 
We are said to have shot one Red Crescent man by 
mistake. General Walker went out to talk to the 
Turks, just like that. Both sides had, apparently, 
been frightened. I walked back to Reserve Gully 
with the General, to see the new brigade. The 

» Now Lieut.-Colonel Bigham, C.M.G., Grenadier Guards. 



112 MONS, ANZAC, AND KUT 

evening sun was shining on the myrtles in all the 
gullies, and the new brigade was singing and 
whistling up and down the hills, while fir€S craekled 
everywhere. 

Saturday, May 22, 1915. Kaha Tepe. S. B. was 
sent out yesterday to talk to the Turks, but he 
did not take a white flag with him, and was sniped 
and bruised. . . . This morning, suddenly, I was 
sent for. S. B. and I hurried along the beach 
and crossed the barbed wire entanglements. We 
went along by the sea, through heavy showers of 
rain, and at last met a fierce Arab officer and a 
wandery-looking Turkish lieutenant. We sat and 
smoked in fields splendid with poppies, the sea 
glittering by us. 

Then Kemal Bey arrived, and went into Anzac 
with S. B., while I went o£E as hostage. 

S. B. and Kemal Bey, as they went, provided 
the Australian escort with much innocent laughter. 
Our barbed wire down to the sea consisted only 
of a few light strands, over which the Turk was 
helped by having his legs raised high for him. 
S. B., however, wished him, as he was blindfolded, 
to believe that this defence went on for at least 
twenty yards. So the Turk was made to do an 
enormously high, stiflE goose-step over the empty 
air for that space, as absurd a spectacle to our 
men as I was to be, later, to the Turks. The 
Australians were almost sick from internal laughter. 

Diary. Kemal Bey asked for a hostage, and I 
went out. They bandaged my eyes, and I mounted 
a horse and rode ofiE with Sahib Bey. We went 
along by the sea for some time, for I could hear 



THE TUEKISH CAMP 113 

the waves. Then we went round and round — ^to 
puzzle me, I suppose — and ended up in a tent in 
a grove of olives, where they took the handkerchief 
oflE, and Sahib Bey said : " This is the beginning 
of a life-long friendship." 

At one moment, as I was riding along, the soldier 
who was supposed to be leading my horse had 
apparently let go and had fallen behind to Ught 
a cigarette or pick flowers. I heard Sahib Bey 
call out : " You old fool ! Can't you see he's 
riding straight over the clifif ? " I protested loudly 
as I rode on, blind as fate. 

We had cheese and tea and coffee. Sahib Bey 
offering to eat first to show me that it was all right, 
which I said was nonsense. He said : "It may 
not be political economy, but there are some great 
advantages in war. It's very comfortable when 
there are no exports, because it means that all 
the things stay at home and are very cheap." He 
tried to impress me with their weU-being. He 
said he hated all politicians and had sworn never 
to read the papers. The Turks had come sadly 
into the war against us, otherwise gladly. They 
wanted to regain the prestige that they had lost 
in the Balkans. . . . He said, after I had talked 
to him : " There are many of us who think like 
you, but we must obey. We know that you are 
just and that Moslems thrive under you, but you 
have made cruel mistakes by us, the taking of those 
two ships and the way in which they were taken." 
He asked me a few questions, which I put aside. 
He had had a conversation with Dash the day 
before, when we parleyed. Dash is a most innocent 
creature. He had apparently told him that 6.H.Q. 

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was an awful bore, and also the number of Turkish 
prisoners we had taken. . . . 

Sunday, May 23, 1915. Kaba Tepl We landed 
a month ago to-day. We now hold a smaller 
front than then. Also the Albion has gone 
ashore. The rest of the fleet has left; she remains 
a fixture. All the boats are rushing up to tow 
her off. The Turks are sending in a hail of 
shrapnel. ... It will be a bad business if they 
don't get her off. . . . They have got her off, 
thank the Lord, and every one is breathing more 
freely. ^ 

We wonder if all the places with queer, accidental 
names will one day be historical : Johnson's Jolly, 
Dead Man's Ridge, Quinn's Post, The Valley of 
Death, The Sphinx, Anzac — ^by the way, that's 
not a name of good omen, as " anjak " in Turkish 
means barely, only just — ^Plugge's Plateau. Plugge 
is a grand man, wounded for the second time. 
The New Zealanders are all most gallant 
fellows. . . . 

The big fight ought to come off, after the armistice* 
Two more divisions have come up against us. All 
quiet last night, but a shell came into the New 
Zealand hospital on the beach and killed four 
wounded men and a dresser and some more outside. 
It's these new guns whose position we still do not 
know. 

Tuesday, May 25, 1916. Kaha Tepe. We had 
the truce yesterday. I was afraid something might 
go wrong, but it all went off all right. ■ Skeen, 
Blamey,^ Howse, V.C.,' Hough and I started early. 

> Now Brigadier-General, Australian Forces. 
» Now Surgeon-General and Director-General, Medical Services 
of Australia. 



THE AEMISTICE 115 

Skeen offered me breakfast but, like a fool, I re- 
fused. He put some creosote on my handkerchief. 
We were at the rendezvous on the beach at 6.30. 
Heavy rain soaked us to the skin. At 7.30 we met 
the Turks, Miralai Izzedin, a pleasant, rather sharp, 
little man ; Arif, the son of Achmet Pasha, who 
gave me a card, " Sculpteur et Peintre," and " Etu- 
diant de Po6sie." I saw Sahib and had a few words 
with him, but he did not come with us. Fahreddin 
Bey came later. We walked from the sea and 
passed immediately up the hill, through a field of 
tall corn filled with poppies, then another corn- 
field ; then the fea.'ful smell of death began as we 
came upon scattered bodies. We mounted over 
a plateau and down through gullies filled with 
thyme, where there lay about 4,000 Turkish dead. 
It was indescribable. One was grateful for the 
rain and the grey pky. A Turkish Red Crescent 
man came and gave me some antiseptic wool with 
scent on it, and this they renewed frequently 
There were two wounded crying in that multitude 
of silence. The Turks were distressed, and Skeen 
strained a point to let them send water to the first 
wounded man, who must have been a sniper crawling 
home. I walked over to the second, who lay with 
a high circle of dead that made a mound round 
him, and gave him a drink from my water-bottle, 
but Skeen called me to come on and I had to leave 
the bottle. Later a Turk gave it back to me. The 
Turkish Captain with me said : "At this spectacle 
even the most gentle must feel savage, and the 
most savage must weep." The dead fill acres of 
ground, mostly killed in the one big attack, but 
some recently. They fill the myrtle-grown gullies. 
One saw the result of machine-gun fire very clearly ; 



116 MONS, ANZAC, AND KUT 

entire companies annihilated — ^not wounded, but 
killed, their heads doubled under them with the 
impetus of their rush and both hands clasping 
their bayonets. It was as if God had breathed 
in their faces, as " the Assyrian came down like 
the wolf on the fold." 

The line was not easy to settle. Neither side 
wanted to give its position or its trenches away. 
At the end Skeen agreed that the Turks had been 
fair. We had not been going very long when we 
had a message to say that the Turks were 
entrenching at Johnson's Jolly. Skeen had, how- 
ever, just been there and seen that they were doing 
nothing at all. He left me at Quiun's Post, looking 
at the communication trench through which I 
had spoken to the Turks. Corpses and dead men 
blown to bits everywhere. Richards was with me 
part of the time : easy to get on with ; also a gentleman 
called indifferently by the men Mr. or Major Tibbs. 
A good deal of friction at first. The trenches 
were 10 to 15 yards apart. Each side was on the 
qui vive for treachery. In one gully the dead had 
got to be left unburied. It was impossible to bury 
them without one side seeing the position of the 
other. In the Turkish parapet there were many 
bodies buried. Fahreddin told Skeen he wanted 
to bury them, " but," he said, " we caimot take 
them out without putting something in their place." 
Skeen agreed, but said that this concession was 
not to be taken advantage of to repair the trench. 
This was a difficult business. 

When our people complained that the Turks 
were making loopholes, they invited me into their 
trench to look. Then the Turks said that we 
were stealing their rifles ; this came from the dead 



THE AEMISTICE 117 

land where we could not let them go. I went 
down, and when I got back, very hot, they took 
my word for it that we were not. There was some 
trouble because we were always crossing each 
other's lines. I talked to the Turks, one of whom 
pointed to the graves. " That's poUtics," he said. 
Then he pointed to the dead bodies and said: 
"That's diplomacy. God pity aU of us poor 
soldiers." 

Much of this business was ghastly to the point 
of nightmare. I found a hardened old Albanian 
chaoush and got him to do anything I wanted. 
Then a lot of other Albanians came up, and I said : 
" Tuny a tyeta." ' I had met some of them in Janina. 
They began clapjiing me on the back and cheering 
while half a dozen funeral services were going on 
aU round, conducted by the chaplains. I had to 
stop them. I asked them if they did not want 
an Imam for a service over their own dead, but 
the old Albanian pagan roared with laughter and 
said that their souls were aU right. They could 
look after themselves. Not many signs of fanati- 
cism. One huge, savage-looking Anatolian looked 
curses at me. Greeks came up and tried to svir- 
render to me,, but were ordered back by the Turks 
pretty roughly. 

Considering the number of their men we had 
killed, they remained extraordinarily unmoved and 
polite. They wouldn't have, if we had been 
Russians. Blarney came to say that Skeen had 
lost H. and wanted me, so he, Arif and I walked 
to the sea. The burying had not been well done. 
It was sometimes impossible to do it. . . . As we 
went, we took our rifles from the Turkish side, 
' The usual Albauian greeting. 



118 MONS, ANZAC, AND KUT 

minus their bolts, and gave the Turks their rifles 
in the same way. . . . 

Our men gave cigarettes to the Turks, and 
beyond the storm-centre at Quinn's Post the feeling 
was all right. We sat down and sent men to look 
for Skeen. Arif was nervous and almost rude. 
Then Skeen came. He told me to get back as 
quickly as possible to Quinn's Post, as I said I was 
nervous at being away, and to retire the troops 
at 4 and the white-flag men at 4.15. I said to 
Arif : " Everybody's behaved very well. Now 
we must take care that nobody loses his head. 
Your men won't shdot you and my men won't 
shoot me, so we must walk about, otherwise a 
gun will go off and everybody will get shot." But 
Arif faded away. I got laack as quickly as possible. 
Blarney went away on the left. I then found that 
the Turks' time was eight minutes ahead of ours, 
and put on our watches. The Turks asked me to 
witness their taking the money from their dead, 
as they had no officer there. They were very worried 
by having no officer, and asked me if any one were 
coming. I, of course, had no idea, but I told 
told them I would see that they were all right. They 
were very patient. . . . 

The burying was finished some time before the 
end. There were certain tricks on both sides. 

Our men and the Turks began fraternizing, 
exchanging badges, etc. I had to keep them apart. 
At 4 o'clock the Turks came to me for orders. I 
do not believe this could have happened anywhere 
else. I retired their troops and ours, walking 
along the line. At 4.7 I retired the white-flag 
men, making them shake hands with our men. 
Then I came to the upper end. About a dozen 



THE AEMISTICE 119 

Turks came out. I chaffed them, and said that 
they would shoot me next day. They said, in 
a horrified chorus : " God forbid ! " The Albanians 
laughed and cheered, and said : " We will never 
shoot you." Then the Australians began coming up, 
and said : " Good-bye, old chap ; good luck ! " And 
the Turks said : " Oghur Ola gule gule gedejekseniz, 
gule gule gelejekseniz " (Smiling may you go and 
smiling come again). Then I told them all to get 
into their trenches, and unthinkingly went up to 
the Turkish trench and got a deep salaam from 
it. I told them that neither side would fire for 
twenty-five minutes after they had got into the 
trenches. One Turk was seen out away on our 
left, but there was nothing to be done, and I think 
he was all right. A couple of rifles had gone off 
about twenty minutes before the ,end, but Potts 
and I went hurriedly to and fro seeing it was all 
right. At last we dropped into our trenches, 
glad that the strain was over. I walked back 
with Temperley. I got some raw whisky for the 
infection in my throat, and iodine for where the 
barbed wire had torn my feet. There was a hush 
over the Peninsula. . . . 

Wednesday, May 26, 1915. Kaba Tepl This 
morning I was talking to Dix, asking him if he 
believed there were submarines. " Yes," he said, 
and then swore and added: "There's the Triumph 
sinking." Every picket-boat dashed off to pick 
up the survivors. The Turks behaved well in not 
shelling. There was fury, panic and rage on the 
beach and on the hill. I heard Uncle Bill, half 
off his head, saying : " You should kill all enemies. 
Like a wounded bird, she is. Give them cigarettes. 
Swine! Like a wounded bird. The swine!" He 



120 MONS, ANZAC, AND KUT 

was shaking his fist. Men were crying and cursing. 
Very different from yesterday's temper. 

This afternoon I went round past Monash Gully, 
towards Kaba Tep6, and bathed. I got shelled, 
and came back over the ridges having a beastly 
time from the shrapnel which hunted me. 

We have now got a sap under Quinn's Post. 
The flies and ants are past endurance. 

Thursday, May 27, 1915. Kaha Tepe. A very 
wet night. I wish the Turks would forget how to 
shoot. Here we are for an indefinite period without 
the power of repl3dng effectively and with the 
knowledge that we are firmly locked outside the 
back door of a side-show. . . . 

Went with the General to General Russell's 
trenches. They are very much improved. The 
men call an ideal trench a Godley-Braithwaite 
trench ; that is, tall enough for General Godley 
and broad enough for Colohel Braithwaite. Bathed. 
Charlie Bentinck arrived. His destroyer lay just 
off the beach and was shelled. Some sailors and 
five soldiers kiUed. Forty-five wounded. Very 
unfortunate. If they had come yesterday, it would 
have been aU right — a quiet day, though we had 
thirty men sniped. The Majestic reported sunk 
off HeUes. Off to Mudros to get stores. 

Friday, May 28, 1915. Mudros. Left after 
many delays, and slept on deck. Very cold. It's 
a pretty tall order for the French to put black 
Senegalese cannibals into Red Cross uniform. . . . 

Saturday, May 29, 1915. Lemnos. Drove across 
the island to Castro. There was a delightful spring 
half a mile from Castro and a eaf 6 kept by a Greek. 
His wife had been killed by the Turks. Great 
fig-trees and gardens. I met two naval officers, 



MUDEOS 121 

who told me Wedgwood had died of wounds. I 
am very sorry ; he was a very fine man. I admired 
him a lot. Castro is beautiful, with balconies 
over the narrow streets, half Turk and half Greek, 
and shady gardens. I bathed in a transparent 
sea, facing Athos, which was gleaming like a diamond. 
I watched its shadow come across the eighty miles 
of sea at sunset, as Homer said it did. I found a 
Greek, who had been Cromer's cook. He said he 
would come back and cook for me, if there was no 
danger. He said he knew that G.H.Q. cooks were 
safe, but his wife would not let him go on to the 
Peninsula. He said her idea of warfare was wrong. 
She always thought of men and bullets skipping 
about together on a hillside. 

Sunday, May 30, 1915. Mudros. I bathed 
before dawn and went back to Mudros with masses 
of mosquito-netting, etc. Turkish prisoners of the 
French were being guarded by Greeks. It was 
rather like monkeys looking after bears. They 
wore uniforms that were a cross between Ali Pasha 
of Janina and Little Lord Fauntleroy. I saw 
H., who had been on the River Clyde. He looked 
as if he were still watching the sea turn red with 
blood, as he described the landing on Gallipoli. 
Jack was sick, and I had to leave him with my 
coat. Went and saw my friend the Papas of the 
little Greek church on the hill. 

Monday, May 31, 1915. Anzac. I saw Hutton 
this morning, slightly wounded. Bathed at the 
farthest point towards Kaba Tep6, but had to 
fly with my clothes in my hand, leaving my 
cigarettes. . . . 

Wednesday, June 2, 1915. Kaba Tepe. Had a 
picturesque examination of a Greek peasant this 



122 MONS, ANZAC, AND KUT 

morning. It was a fine picture, with the setting 
of the blue sea and the mountains. The man 
himself was patriarchal and biblical, surrounded 
by tall English officers and haK-naked soldiers. 
Last night we sent up bombs from Japanese mortars 
by Quinn's. It sounded beastly. This morning 
I went to Reserve Gully with the General. Monash's 
Brigade is resting there for the first time for five 
weeks. The General, looking like a Trojan hero, 
made them a fine speech from a sort of natural 
throne in the middle of the sunlit amphitheatre, 
in which they all sat, tier after tier of magnificent- 
looking fellows, brown as Indians. Bullets swept 
over all the time, sometimes drowning the General's 
voice. . . . Have just heard that Quinn is killed. 
I am very sorry. He was a fine, jolly, gallant 
fellow. 

Friday, June 4, 1915. Anzac. Nothing doing. 
George Lloyd came over. Very glad to see him. 
This morning I went with Shaw to the extreme 
left, through fields of poppies, thyme and lavender. 
We saw a vulture high overhead, and the air was 
full of the song of larks. At Helles there was a 
savage attack going on. There was very bad 
sniping. In some places the trenches are only 
knee-high ; in other places there are no trenches 
and the Turks are anything from four to eight 
hundred yards off. Yesterday seventeen men were 
hit at one place, they said, by one sniper. At 
one place on the way, we ran like deer, dodging. 
The General, when he had had a number of buUets 
at him, also ran. Sniping is better fun than shrap- 
nel ; it's more human. You pit your wits against 
the enemy in a rather friendly sort of way. A lot 
of vultures collecting. 



ANZAC 123 

Saturday, June 5, 1915. Anzac. Examined six- 
teen prisoners. Food good, munitions plentiful, 
morale all right. The individuals fed up with the 
war, but the mass obedient and pretty willing. 
No idea of surrendering. They think they are 
going to win. There was one Greek, a Karamanly, 
who only talked Turkish. He did not say until 
to-night that he was wounded. The flies are bad. 

Sunday, June 6, 1915. Anzac. Went to the 
service this morning with the General, in the 
amphitheatre. The sermon was mainly against 
America for not coming into the war, and also 
against bad language. The chaplain said he could 
not understand the meaning of it. The men laughed. 
So did I. 

Monday, June 7, 1915. Kaha Tepe. This morn- 
ing the land was sweet as Eden and there was 
the calm of the first creation. H. has been made 
a new Uriah the Hittite, but not because of 
Mrs. H. Last night I was invaded by mice. There 
is tremendous shelling going on now. This after- 
noon S. B., Onslow and I climbed a hill and had a 
beautiful view. Every one is rather ill and feverish. 
I have no news about Jack. The Intelligence 
office has been moved to a higher and safer place. 
Pirie Gordon, poor chap, has gone sick a long time 
ago. I rather liked the stuffy old place, which 
was called " The Mountain Path to the Jackal's 
Cave." 

The attack last night failed, but the drone of 
the rifles went on unceasingly, like the drone of 
a dry waterfall. We shall not get to Constantinople 
unless the flat-faced Bulgars come in. 

Yesterday I lunched with Temperley at the H.Q. 
of Monash Valley. Times have changed : it's fairly 



124 MONS, ANZAO, AND KUT 

safe going there through a long sap they have dug, 
and the noise is less bad. 

Colonel had seen a lot of the Crown Prince 

in India, and said he was a very good fellow. Dined 
with Woods, Dix, S. B. and Edwards. Lots of 
champagne for once ; a very good dinner. 

I went to No. 2 Outpost with the General. There 
is a sap all the way now. Only one sniper the whole 
way. The Turkish birds were singing beautifully 
as we went. There was also a Turkish snake, 
which I believed was quite harmless, but Tahu 
killed it. The men are getting pretty tired. They 
are not as resigned as their ten thousand brother- 
monks over the way at Mount Athos. 

Friday, June 11, 1915. Kaha Tepe. The Austra- 
lians and New Zealanders have given up wearing 
clothes. They lie about and bathe and become 
darker than Indians. The General objects to this. 
" I suppose," he says, " we shall have our servants 
waiting on us like that." The flies are very bad, 
so are the mice, and so is the shelling. . . . 

Sunday, June 13, 1915. Kaba Tepe. A lot of 
mules and several men hit yesterday. Last night, 
S. B. and I were on the beach, when a man on a 
stretcher went by, groaning rhythmically. I thought 
he had been shot through the brain. Later on I 
went into the hospital to find a wounded Turk, 
and found that this man had never been hit at all. 
He had been doing very good work tUl a shell 
exploded near him and gave him a shock. Then 
he went on imitating a machine-gun. Some men 
in a sap up at Quinn's have been going off their 
heads. 

Awful accounts of Mudros : flies, heat, sand, 
no water, typhoid. To-day are the Greek elections. 



ANZAC 126 

Am dining with H. Woods. " The beach " now 
says that Ot has been poisoned by the Greek 
guides, whom he illtreats and uses as cooks. I 
shouldn't wonder. The shelling is bad. I am 
going to make a new dugout to get away from 
the flies and mice. The Turkish prisoners will 
do this. I pay them a small sum. 

Tuesday, Jwne 15, 1915. Kaha Tepe. Colonel 
Chauvel ' has pleurisy, Colonel Johnston » enteric. 
The sea's high and the Navy depressed. . . . One 
man and two mules killed in our guUy this morning ; 
the body of one mule blown about 50 yards both 
ways. 

Wednesday, June 16, 1915. Kaba Tepe. Bain. I 
was to have gone to Helles with Woods to see Dedez, 
but no boats went ; it was too rough. I was going 
to talk about spies to S. B., when General CunliflEe 
Owen said to me : " Wait a bit. The shelling is 
too bad. We will go along together." But I was 
in too much of a hurry. A shell fell in the gully 
as I crossed, and Woods came out to see where 
it had hit. It went into Machonochie's dugout, 
where H. was, and blew him out of his dugout, 
black and shaken. It destroyed his furniture. I 
felt sorry for him. Ot tried to turn him out of 
the Intelligence dugout, but we protested. 

The General has come back with the latest 
casualty lists from France. . . . 

Thursday, June 17, 1915. Helles. Thirty men 
killed and wounded on the beach to-day. This 
morning I came to Helles with Woods. As we 

I Commanding 1st Australian Light Horse Brigade. Now 
Lieut.-General Sir H. Chauvel, G.C.M.G., K.C.B. 

» Commanding New Zealand Infantry Brigade. Afterwards 
killed at battle of Messines in 1917. 



126 MONS, ANZAC, AND KUT 

got therfe a submarine had two shots at one of our 
transports by us. I was to have seen Dedez, but 
he had gone ofiE to see Gouraud. George Peel 
walked in and took me round the beach, two miles 
on. We climbed on to the headland, in what he 
called " the quiet track of the Black Marias." 
He talked of every mortal thing — the future Liberal 
and Socialist, the possibility of touching the heart 
of the people, the collapse of Christianity, our past 
and our policy. I left him and walked back across 
thyme and asphodel, Asia glowing like a jewel 
across the Dardanelles in the sunset. At night I 
talked late and long with Dash. Every Department 
is jealous, every one is at cross-purposes, no co- 
operation between the War Office and the Foreign 
Office. 

Walked in the morning to the H.Q. of the R.N.D. 
with Whittall. We were shelled most of the way 
in the open landscape. There was no cover any- 
where. It felt unfamiliar. I was unfavourably 
impressed with the insecurity of life in this part 
of the world, and wished for Anzac. In the evening 
we drank mavrodaphne and tried to get rid of 

Friday, June 18, 1915. Kaba Tepe. I left 
Helles in the middle of very heavy shelling, a star 
performance. A lot of horses killed this morning. 
A submarine popped up last night. As we came 
back to Anzac the Turks shelled our trawler and 
hit her twice, but without doing any damage. 

Shelling grew worse at Anzac, and sickness began 
to make itself felt. Men were sent across to Imbros 
when it was possible to rest. 

Diary. On June 25th I went across to Imbros 
with H. Woods and the Greek miller, Nikolas. 



ANZAC 127 

Hawker was there, and E. of Macedonia. B. is 
very unpopular. If he takes a dislike to a man 
he digs around his dugout, until it falls in on him. 
The chief R. A.M.C. officer, an Irishman, was mourning 
over the ruins of his home. We slept uncomfort- 
ably on the ground, with flies to keep us warm. 

As I was writing this a shell burst outside my 
dugout, a lot of shrapnel coming through, and one 
bullet glancing oflE the typewriter, which has just 
come. At the same time Jack was hit across the 
gully going' from my dugout to his, ConoUy, 
the escort, and I carried him down, after binding 
his leg up, under heavy fire. Then I nipped back 
to get some of his stuff to take oflE, but on going 
back to the beach found that he had gone. Many 
men hit on the beach. Thousands of flies on 
the wounded. The Greneral's blankets riddled with 
buUets. They have our range, pat. Two days 
ago Colonel Parker had his chair and table smashed 
while he was in his dugout. He left it to have 
tea with Wagstaffe. There he was reading when 
another bullet tore his paper in two. I have been 
covered with dirt several times in the last days. 
L. S. Amery came with K. I only saw him for a 
minute, worse luck, but he is coming back to- 
morrow, I hope, when we can have a talk. G.H.Q. 
turned up in force, and walked about like wooden 
images. 

We have a clerk here, Venables. He has got 
tired of writing, and, wanting to change the pen 
for the sword, borrowed a rifle and walked up to 
the front line at Quinn's Post. There he popped 
his head in and said : " Excuse me, is this a private 
trench, or may any one fire out of it ? " 



128 MONS, ANZAC, AND KUT 

The sound of battle has ended. Men are bathing. 
The clouds that the cannonade had called up are 
gone, and the sea is still and crimson in the sunset 
to Imbros and Samothrace. 

Tuesday, June 29, 1915. Anzac. We have 
advanced 1,000 yards down at HeUes, but no 
details yet. Many men shot here yesterday by 
the Anafarta gun. I should think this gun had 
as good a tale of killed and wounded as any gun 
in the war. Every day it gets its twenty odd 
on the beach. The Australians attacked on the 
right yesterday. Fifty killed and wounded ; they 
think the Turks suffered more heavily. I went 
with the General to the extreme left. Terrific 
heat. We came to a valley filled with thyme and 
lavender, which the Maoris are to inhabit. The 
men were bathing beyond Shrapnel Point. 'Hiey 
say the Turks let them. I had two letters — one 
two months old, a curious one to receive here, from 
an Enghshwoman, wife of the ex-Grand Vizier of 
Afghanistan. He was a progressive man, and is 
therefore in an Afghan prison. She wants work 
for her son. Wants him to be a saddler, a job 
a lot of men here would like. All my stuff looted 
coming from Egypt. 

Men are practising bomb-throwing, aU over the 
place. They are mostly half-naked, and darker 
than Red Indians. It's a day of blessed peace, 
but there's a lot of feeling about the Anafarta 
gun, and bathing is stopped on the beach till 
night. 

Wednesday, June 30, 1915. Anzac. Last night 
I went down to the hospital and was inoculated 
for cholera by C, a witty man. A trench had 
been blown in, and men were lying groaning on 



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the floor, most of them suffering from shell-shock, 
not wounds, but some Of the wounds horrible. . . . 
I asked C. Tdty the wounded were not sent to 
Cyprus instead of Mudros. He said : "Because it's a 
splendid climate and there is heaps of water." The 

chief doctor at Mudros is useless, the second ■ 

(With regard to the second doctor I regret that 
the diary is libellous.) Anyway, what is certain 
is that the condition of the sick and wounded is 
awful. This morning it's very rough, and I can't 
get out to Jack at the hospital ship, as prisoners 
are coming ih. . . . 

July 1, 1915. Anzac. I examined the prisoners, 
amongst them a taU Armenian lawyer, who talked 
some English. I asked him how he had surren- 
dered. He said : "I saw two gentlemen with 
their looking-glasses, and came over to them." 
By this he meant two officers with periscopes. He 
said that the psychology of the Turks is a curious 
thing. They do not fear death, yet are not 
brave. . . . 

No water came in yesterday. The storm wrecked 
the barges and the beach is covered with lighters. 
We got brackish water from the hill. I could not 
get to Jack for work. 

At lunch I heard there were wounded crying 
on Walker's Ridge, and went up there with Zacha- 
riades. We found a first-rate Austrahan, Major 
Reynell. We went through the trenches, dripping 
with sweat ; it was a boiling day, and my head 
reeled from inoculation. We had to crawl through 
a secret sap over a number of dead Turks, some of 
whom were in a ghastly condition, headless and 
covered with flies. Then out from the darknesd 
into another sap, with a dead Turk to walk 

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over. The Turkish trenches were 30 yards off, and 
the dead lay between the two lines. 

When I called I was answered at once by a Turk. 
He said he could not move. ... I gave him a drink, 
and Reynell and I carried him in, stumbling over 
the dead among whom he lay. I went back for 
my water-bottle, but the Turks began shooting 
as a warning, and I had to go back into the trench. 

An awful time getting the Turk through the 
very narrow trench. I got one other, unwounded, 
shamming dead. We threw him a rope, and in 
he came. 

The taking of the second Turk was a curious 
episode that perhaps deserves a little more descrip- 
tion than is given by the diary. The process 
of catching Turks fascinated the Australians, and 
amongst them an R.A.M.C. doctor who came round 
on that occasion. This officer prided himself upon 
neatness and a smart appearance, when the dust 
and heat of the Dardanelles had turned every one 
else into scallywags. After he had attended to 
the first wounded man, he pointed out the second 
Turk lying between our trenches and the Turks' 
and only a few yards from either. " You go out 
again, sir," said the Austrahans ; " it's as good 
as a show." I, however, took another view. I 
called out to the Turk : " Do you want any water. ? " 
" By God," he whispered back, " I do, but I am 
afraid of my people." We then threw him a rope 
and pulled him in. He told us that the night 
before he had lost direction in the attack. Fire 
seemed to be coming every way, and it had seemed 
to him the best plan to fall and lie still amongst 
his dead comrades. The doctor gave him some water. 



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with which he rinsed his mouth, and I left him 
under the charge of the R.A.M.C. doctor. This 
is what happened subsequently. They had to 
crawl back through the secret sap, from which 
the bodies of the dead Turks had by that time been 
removed and left at the entrance. The Turk 
was blindfolded, but he was able to see under the 
handkerchief, and when he saw his dead comrades, 
over whose bodies he had to step, he leapt to the 
conclusion that it was our habit to bring our prisoners 
to one place and there to kiU them. He gave 
one panic-stricken yell ; he threw his arms round 
the neck of the well-dressed officer ; they fell and 
roUed upon the corpses together, the Turk in con- 
vulsions of fear clinging to the neck of the doctor, 
pressing his face to the faces of the dead till he 
was covered with blood and dust and the ghastly 
remains of death, while the soldiers stood round 
saying to the Turk : " Now, don't you carry on so." 

Diary. Friday, July 2. Anzac. This morn- 
ing I had a magnificent bathe with General 
Birdwood. At night a great storm blew up. The 
lightning played in splendid glares over Imbros 
and Samothrace. The sea roared, the thunder 
crashed and rain spouted down. After a time 
that stopped and a cloud, black as ink, came down 
upon us like a paU. 

Yesterday mourning met the two Whittalls going 
to Helles with General de Lotbiniere and his 
periscopes. 

I went off to the Sicilia to see Jack, and had a lot 
of trouble about a pass. I saw Jack. He said 
they had re-bound his leg on the beach, but that 
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the boat. It had swelled to double its size. Then 
a doctor came and said the bandage had been done 
too tight, and there was a chance of his losing 
his leg. I felt absolutely savage. . . . Saw General 
House, ^ V.C., on shore and got him to promise 
to do what he could. We had a bad time going 
home. We were slung off the ship in wooden cases. 
It was very rough indeed, and when the wooden 
case hit the flat barge it bounced hke anything. 
Then we were towed"^ out on this flat barge, open 
to the great waves and shrapnel, to a lighter, and 
left oflE Anzac for a couple of hours. The Turks 
sent a few shells, absent-mindedly. Finally, a 
trawler brought us off, very angry. 

S. dined, a scholarly fanatic, interesting about 
the next war, which he thinks will be with 
Russia, in fifteen years. A lot of people going 
sick. 

I saw Cox to-night, who said that this is the worst 
storm we have had. We have only one day's 
water supply. We could have had as much as 
we had wanted, but many of the cans stored on 
the beach are useless, as they have had holes 
knocked in them by the shrapnel. We are not as 
abstemious as the Turks, who had been lying for 
so many hours under the sun, and shall suffer 
from thirst badly. 

Saturday, July 3, 1915. Anzac. Macaulay has 
come as our artillery officer. I dined with him and 
H. Woods last night. Yesterday it rained. Jack's 
boat has gone. We are being bafily shelled here. 
I shall have to change my dugout, if this goes on. 
The guide Katzangaris has been hit in the mouth. 

> Now Ideut. -General Sir Neville, Direcstor of the Australian 
Medical Service. 



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Sunday, July 4. Saw the Maoris, who had just 
landed. General Godley made them a first-class 
speech. They danced a very fine Haka with 
tremendous enthusiasm in his honour when he 
had finished. They liked digging their dugouts, 
and seemed to hke it when they came to human 
remains. . . . More people going sick. Doctor F. 
told me that he and another doctor had asked to 
be allowed to help on board the hospital ships 
where they have more wounded than they can 
deal with, short-handed as they are, but have 
been refused permission by the R.A.M.C. 

There has been a great explosion at Achi Baba. 
Macaulay saw a transport of ours sunk this sfter- 
noon. . . . G. L. came ashore with depressing 
accounts of Russia. He is probably going to come 
on this beach. Hope he does. Went off and 
bathed with Macaulay. Saw Colonel Bauchop, who 
promised me a present of some fresh drinking- 
water to-morrow. 

Monday, July 5, 1915. Kaba Tepe. A breath- 
less, panting morning, still and blue and fiery hot, 
with not a ripple on the sea. Colonel Bauchop, 
commanding the Otago Mounted Rifles, was shot 
in the shoulder last night. This morning we have 
had an exhibition of " f rightfulness " in the shape 
of vast shells. They burst with a tremendous 
roar that echoes to the sky and across the sea for 
more than a minute. Their case or bullets fall 
over the sea in a great area. They started by 
striking the sea and raising great columns of water. 
Now they burst and fall on land and sea. 

It has had the great result of getting rid of Mr. 
Lock, the Sociahst Czech, from the doorway of 
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and afterwards a Labour candidate. Now he is 
Colonel P.'s cook. \ 

The transport that Macaulay saw go down was 
French, Six lives lost. The explosion down south 
was a French ammunition store. This shelling 
makes one's head ache. 

Tuesday, July 6th. Kaha Tepe. Yesterday I 
went to Quinn's Post with General Godley in 
the morning. There was a fair amount of shelling. 
They had just hit thirteen men in Courtney's before 
we got there. We went into a mine that was being 
dug towards and under the Turkish trenches. At 
the end of the sap the Turks were only six to eight 
feet away. We could hear them picking. The 
time for blowing in had very nearly come. These 
underground people take it all as a matter of course. 
I should hate fighting on my stomach in a passage 
two feet high, yards under the ground. The Turks 
were throwing bombs from the trenches, and these 
hit the ground over us, three of them, making it 
shudder. Down below they talk in whispers. We 
went round the trenches. Saw none so fine as last 
time, when we came to the Millionaires' Sap, so 
called because it was made by six AustraUans, 
each the son of a millionaire. 

In the afternoon I tried to sleep, but there was 
too much shelling. Kyumjiyan was hit, and has 
gone ; S. B. was grazed. It was 11.2 shells filled 
with all kinds of stuff. We answered with a monitor 
whose terrific percussions shook my dugout, bringing 
down dust and stones. A submarine appeared, 
and all the destroyers were after her. Then two 
aeroplanes started a fight as the sun set down 
towards Hellea, appearing and vanishing behind 
crimson clouds. Captain Buck, the Maori doctor 



KA.BA TEPE 136 

and M.P., dined with us, to wind up an exciting 
day. 

This morning is like yesterday. No breath of 
air, but the day is more clear, and Samothrace 
and Imbros look very peaceful. Early again the 
shelling began. As I was shaving outside three 
shells hit the beach just in front. I wasn't watching 
the third, but suddenly heard a great burst of 
laughter. At the first shell a bather had rushed 
back to his dugout ; the shell had come and 
knocked it in on the top of him, and he was dug 
out, naked and black, but smiling and none the 
worse. " Another blasted sniper," he said, which 
made the men laugh. 

Active preparations are being made to fight 
the gas, as the Intelligence says it is going to be 
used. Am going out with the General at 9.30. 
Was sent to get Colonel Parker, but found him sick, 
and under pretty heavy fire, having a new dugout 
built. Came back and stood with the General, 
Thoms and others outside Headquarters. A shell 
burst just by us, bruised the General in the ribs, 
and filled his eyes with dirt. Went out with Colonel 
Anthill and Poles. Talked of arranging a truce 
to bury the Turkish dead on our parapet. They 
said that otherwise our men must get cholera ; 
the heat and sand and flies and smell is awful. 
We met Colonel Bauchop with his arm in a sling, 
but the bullet out of his shoulder, and Colonel 
White with his head still bandaged. The Austra- 
lians very cheerful. 

Wednesday, July 7, 1915. Kaha Tepe. A fierce, 
expectant dawn. We shelled f;iriou8ly at 4.30 a.m. 
Now absolute peace on a glassy sea. Last night 
Bentinck, Jack Anderson and I bathed. I was 



136 MONS, ANZAC, AND KUT 

at the end of the pier ; as I was beginning to dress 
a shell burst very close, the smoke and powder in 
my face. I fled half dressed; Colonel P. rose Uke 
Venus from the sea and followed with nothing. 
A calm marine gave me my cigarette-holder. 

One of the prisoners reported that on the occasion 
of the armistice Turkish Staff officers had put on 
Red Crescent clothes in order to have a look at 
our trenches. . . . No news of Jack. 

The Turks put up five crosses yesterday, all of 
which we shot down. I first thought it was probably 
Greeks or Armenians who wanted to show they 
were Christians, wishing to surrender, and tele- 
phoned to Courtney's to see if I could get into 
touch with them, but now I think it's probably 
Turks who were anxious to make us shoot at the 
sign of our own religion. In this they succeeded. 

Colonel Johnson, Commanding the New Zealand 
Infantry Brigade, gone sick. I persuaded the mess 
to get inoculated for cholera. Last night I dined 
with Woods and Macaulay. They told Eastern 
stories, and we had a very contented time, drinking 
mavrodaphne and looking at the sea. 

The Turks shelled a httle after eight, in answer to 
our tiresome provocative monitor fire. This morning 
Tahu arrived from Egypt with letters. The Turks 
are bombing something cruel from Kaba Tepe, . . . 
It's a beautiful sight — a sea like lapis-lazuli and a 
burning sun, with columns of water like geysers 
where the shells hit. A good many men hit here 
to-day. 

Saturday, July 10, 1915. Kaha Tepe. I went 
with General Godley to the Triad, and dined with 
Admiral de Robeck. Took the General's things 
to put them on board the picket-boat, but as I 



KABA TEPi: 137 

got there a shell struck her and knocked a hole 
in her. There was another one, and we sat and 
waited uncomfortably in this till he came. , . . 
Found Alec Ramsay on board. Slept in Commodore 
Roger Keyes' cabin. Very comfortable. He was 
very kind. Went to G.H.Q. and had lunch with 
L. and Bob Graves. 

Sunday, July Wth. Felt much better. Went 
ashore and saw Colonel Hawker and the Turkish 
prisoners. . . . Came back late at night, after some 
very jolly days. Best week-end I ever spent. The 
Turks have asked for another armistice in the 
south. This has been refused. If they attack, 
they will have to do it across their dead, piled high, 
and this is not good for morale. 

By this time the persecutions of the interpreters 
had greatly diminished. They were still badly 
treated by a man called Ot, but to a large extent 
they had won the respect of the troops by their 
behaviour. The chief interpreter was an old Greek 
of some sixty-two or sixty-three years, Mr. Kyria- 
kidis, who was given a medal for conspicuous 
gallantry at the bombardment of Alexandria and 
had served with General Stuart's unfortunate 
expedition. He was a gentleman, and one of 
the straightest men I have met. His simplicity, 
courtesy and unfaiUng courage had gained him 
many friends. He was also endowed with consider- 
able humour. 

A relation had sent me a gas mask, at that time 
a rarity at Anzac. I did not believe that I should 
need it, and made a present of it to the first man 
I met, who happened to be Mr. Kyriakidis. He 
weiit down and played poker with the other inter- 



138 MONS, ANZAC, AND KUT 

preters on the beach. He put on my respirator 
as a poker mask, with much swagger. This put 
the fear of death into the interpreters, who sent a 
deputation to G.H.Q. Intelligence, insisting that 
they should also be provided with masks. 

Monday, July 12, 1915. Kaba Tepe. By the 
way, an unhappy shadow was shot yesterday, 
an interpreter of whom we none of us knew any- 
thing, and who was on no list. Things are not 
very comfortable. The fire is increasingly heavy. 
All the air is full of thudding and broken echoes. 
No one minds anything much, but high explosive. . . . 
The hospitals are being moved. They had too 
many casualties where they were before. 

Tuesday, July 13th. Kaba Tepe. Tremendous fire 
round Achi Baba yesterday. French advanced 150 
and we 200 yards. Don't know what the losses 
were. I went with Macaulay and Woods to No. 3 
Post, to Bauchop's Fountain. They can snipe there 
very close, and killed a man a couple of days ago, 
two yards off under the olives, and wounded his 
mate, who crawled back into the sandy way. On 
both sides there is tall wild lavender and what 
M. calls pig's parsley. 

We crawled down a sandy path to the sea, M. 
rather sick. Met the General going back, who told 
us not to bathe. In the evening Tahu got out his 
gramophone and we had some good songs when 
the shooting was not too much. 

Ramadan began to-day. George Lloyd arrived 
this afternoon and said they wanted to send me 
to Tenedos for a special job. 

Yesterday evening General Godley went to 
Courtney's Post. As he got there the Turks shelled 



ANZAC 139 

with heavy stuff, killing and wounding about twenty 
men. Reynell came to see me. I like him very 
much indeed. 

Diary. Sunday, July 18, 1915. Kaba Tepe. 
They are now shelling the pier, and killed a doctor, 
cutting off both his legs, and several other people, 
when I was bathing from the pier. Everybody is 
again going sick. The situation is changing. Every 
night we are landing guns. The moon is young 
now and growing. It seems, therefore, reasonable 
to expect that we carmot land forces of men that 
take time before the nights are moonless ; that is, 
in about a month's time the preparations ought to 
be ready. 

A few days ago we had an attack on Achi Baba, 
won about 400 yards and lost about 5,000 men. 
Two battalions got out of touch and were lost 
for a considerable time. The "Imbros Journal," 
" Dardanelles Driveller," or whatever it's called, 
said " their return was as surprising as that of 
Jonah from the belly of the whale." Good, happy 
author ! 

A German Taube over us throwing bombs and 
also heavy stuff, but not much damage lately. 
George Lloyd ' was here this afternoon, and while 
we talked a shell burst and hit four men. 

Monday, July 19, 1915. Kaba Tepe. My dugout 
has now become a centre for Australian and New 
Zealand officers, all good fellows. I had it made 
small on purpose, so that no one would offer to share 
it with me, and that makes it less convenient for 
the crowd that now sit in it. Two old friends 
come when the day's work is over, and grow senti- 
I Now Sir George Lloyd, Governor of Bombay. 



140 MONS, ANZAC, AND KUT 



mental by moonlight; both ill and, I am afraid, 
getting worse. All the talk is now about gassing. 
It is thought that they will do it to us here. 
As usustl, new troops are reported to be coming 
against us. 

Tuesday, July 20, 1915. Kaha Tepe. There is 
always something fresh here. Now a lot of sharks 
are supposed to have come in. During the last 
two days there has been absolute silence, no shelling 
all at, nothing but the sound of crickets and at 
night a singsong chorus as the men drag up the 
great tanks prepared for water. S. B. yesterday 
worked out a theory to prove that the Turks were 
to attack us last night. (1) No gunfire yesterday ; 
the reason being they (the Turks) were moving 
troops. They didn't want us to fire at their 
troops, therefore didn't draw fire by shooting at 
us. (2) Ulemas have come down. There must 
be a special reason for this. (3) 10,000 coming 
up. Gas being prepared. All this means an attack 
on Anzac. To wipe us out would be a great feather 
in their cap. I am inclined to doubt another 
great attack. . . . Tempers all a bit ruffled. General 
Birdwood is sick. The heat is fierce and the 
stillness absolute. This afternoon I heard from 
Dedez, who asked me to go to Tenedos for a 
time. . . . 

Wednesday, July 21, 1915. Kaba Tepe. There 
is something uncanny about this calm. No shots 
at all. News that the Italian Ambassador at 
Constantinople has gone nap. We have had very 
little news of Italy. ... I wonder if the Turks 
are likely to attack on the eve of Constitution Day. 

Saturday, July 24, 1915. Imbros. On Wednesday 
I went over to G.H.Q. and met old friends among 



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the war correspondents. Met some of the New 
Zealanders who had come over for a rest, but were 
coming back for the expected attack. Meanwhile, 
they had been kept on fatigue most of the time, 
and were unutterably weary. At Imbros I was 
ordered to go to Tenedos and Mytilene. 

Thursday, July 22nd. Came back to Anzac in 
the same boat with Ashmead Bartlett and Nevin- 
son,' and got leave to take them round in the 
afternoon. 

Later on^ during one of the worst days of the 
Suvla fighting, I met my friend Nevinson picking 
his way amongst the woimded on their stretchers 
under fire. " After this," he said, decisively, " I 
shall confine myself strictly to revolutions." 

Diary. July 23rd. Started for Imbros and went 
in the BaccJiante pinnace, which was leaking badly 
from a sheU hole. There were six of iis on deck, 
and one man was hit when we were about a hundred 
yards out. We put back and left him on shore. 

Saturday, July 24:th. Imbros. Went for a ride 
on a mule, and had a bathe. 

At this point in the campaign, though the morale 
was excellent, depression began to grow. There 
was a great deal of sickness, from which practically 
no one escaped, though it was less virulent in its 
form than later in the summer. I had been ill 
for some time, and was very anxious to avoid being 
invalided to Egypt, and was grateful for the chance 
of going to the islands for a change of climate and 
light work, for the few days that were sufficient 
to give another lease of health. 

' War correspondents. 



142 MONS, ANZAC, AND KCJT 

The feeling that invades almost every side-show, 
sooner or later, that the home authorities cared 
nothing and knew nothing about the Dardanelles, 
was abroad. The policy and the strategy of the ex- 
pedition were bitterly criticized. I remember a friend 
of mine saying to me : " All this expedition is like 
one of Walter Scott's novels, upside down. Walter 
Scott generally put his hero at the top of a winding 
stair, where he comfortably disposed, one by one, of 
a hundred of his enemies. "Now," he said, "what 
we have done was, first of all to warn the Turks 
that we were going to attack by having a naval 
bombardment. That made them fortify the Dar- 
danelles, but stUI they were not completely ready. 
We then send a small force to attack, to tell them 
that we really are in earnest, and to ask them if 
they are quite ready. In fact, we have put the man 
who ought to be, not the hero, but the villain of 
the piece, at the top of the corkscrew stair, and we 
have given him so much notice that when the hero 
attacks the villain has more men at the top of the 
circular stair than the hero has at the bottom. 
It's like throwing pebbles at a stone wall," he said, 
mixing his metaphors. 

Diary. Sunday, July 25, 1915. On the Sea. I 
left for Tenedos ; a most beautiful day. We have 
just been to Anzac, very burnt and wounded 
amongst the surrounding greenery. Pretty peaceful 
there, only a few bullets coming over. 

Perhaps the record of a sojourn in the Greek 
Islands on what was really sick-leave, as the work 
was of the lightest, should not be included in a war 
diary, but the writer looks back with amusement 
and pleasure to days that were not uneventful. 



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They were passed with friends who were playing 
a difficult and most arduous part, and whose services, 
in many cases, have not received the recognition 
that was their due. 

It was pleasant once again to be lord of the 
horizon, to have space through which to roam, 
and lovely hills and valleys to ride across in the 
careless, scented air of the Mediterranean summer, 
with the sea shining a peacock-blue through the 
pines. It is this space and liberty that men cramped 
in a siege desire, more than the freedom from the 
shelling of the enemy's guns. There was much, 
too, that was opera hcmjfe in the Islands, that made 
a not unpleasant contrast to the general life at 
Anzac. 

If there was spy mania on the Peninsula, it was 
multiplied tenfold, and quite reasonably, on the 
Islands, where part of the population were strongly 
pro- Ally, another part pro-German, while others 
were anti- British by an accidental kind of ricochet. 
These were the royahst followers of King Constan- 
tino, who hated Venizelos, and consequently the 
friends of Venizelos, Great Britain and France. 

The situation on the Islands was one with which 
it was extremely hard to cope. We were very 
anxious to safeguard the lives of our men, and to 
prevent information going to the enemy, and, at 
the same time, not to pursue German methods. It 
was unceasing work, with a great strain of responsi- 
bility. There was an inevitable va et vient between 
the Peninsula and Imbros. From Imbros boats 
could slip across to Tenedos, Mytilene or the main- 
land. The native caiques would drop in at evening, 
report, be ordered to stay till further notice, and 
would drift away like ghosts in the night. Men, 



144 MONS, ANZAC, AND KUT 

and women, performed remarkable feats, in appear- 
ing and disappearing. They were like pictures on 
a film in their coming and their going. Watchers 
and watched, they thrust and parried, discovered 
and concealed, glowed on the picture and darkened. 
Anatasio, a Serbian by birth, was one of our 
workers, conspicuous for his quickness and in- 
telligence. At the outbreak of the war he had 
already been five months in an Austrian prison 
at Cattaro, but the prospect of battle stimulated 
his faculties, and he escaped. One day at luncheon 
I asked him where it was that he had learned 
Italian, which he did not talk very well. "While 
I was in prison at Smyrna," said he. " What 
for ? " said I. " For stabbing a Cretan," said 
he, and added that he would rather be five years 
in prison in Turkey than one in Austria. Then 
there was Avani, one of the most vivid personaUties 
that I have ever met. He was a poet and a clair- 
voyant, a mesmerist and a masseur, a specialist 
in rheumatism and the science of detection, once 
a member of General Chermside's gendarmerie 
in Crete, and ex-chief of the Smyrna fire brigade. 
The stories of him are too many, and too'' 
flamboyant, to tell. 

Diary. Avani mesmerized the wife of the Arme- 
nian dragoman. Unfortunately it went wrong. 
Her obedience to his volition was delayed and she 
only obeyed his commands in the wrong company 
some hours after. 

He had given proof of rare courage, and also 
considerable indiscretion. On one occasion, armed 
to the teeth, he burst into a perfectly innocent 
house at night, and, revolver in hand, hunted a 



TENBDOS 145 

terrified inhabitant. His only evidence against this 
man was, that when he had been caught and hurled 
to the ground and sat upon, his heart had beaten 
very fast, which would not happen, insisted Avani, 
ijE he had not been guilty of some crime. 

Amongst our opponents were the romantic but 
sinister Vassilaki family, two brothers and three 
lovely sisters. Talk about them in the Islands 
was almost as incessant as was talk about shelling 
on the Peninsula. 

' Diary. Monday, July 26, 1915. Tenedos. Yes- 
terday I was very ill, and again to-day, but was 
injected with something or other and feel better, 
but weak. Tried to sleep yesterday, but one of 
our monitors at Rabbit Island bombarded hugely, 
shaking the bugs down on me. This place is clean, 
but there are bugs and some Hce, Last night I 
dined with the Governor, Colonel MuUins, and a 
jolly French doctor, and Thompson, who has 
fallen ill. Am carrying on for him at the 
moment. 

Tuesday, July 27, 1915. Tenedos. Went to 
the trenches at Tenedos. They face the enemy. 
That is the most military thing about them. Thomp- 
son went out to see the inhabitants. I was going 
with him, but felt worse and went to rest. The 
Turks here are in a very bad way. We do not 
allow them to work. It's inevitable. They mayn't 
fish or work at the aerodrome. 

Wednesday, July 28, 1915. Tenedos. Interpreted 
for the Governor of Tenedos, who, like Jupiter, 
rules with might, in the afternoon. In the evening 
I saw the Mufti, who had a list of starving, widows 
and indigent. . . . Last night the Cretan soldiers 

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started ragging the Turks and singing, till I stopped 
them. They were quite good. 

Still ill, but better. Had a beautiful walk in 
the evening, and a long talk with the Greek refu- 
gees working in the vines by the edge of the sea. 
The old patriarch addressed me all the time as 
"chorbaji" — that is. Possessor of the Soup, the 
Headman of the village. 

Thursday, July 29, 1915. Tenedos. Yesterday 
I rode over to the French aerodrome, coming late 
for luncheon, but had coffee with about twenty 
French officers, all very jolly. Promised to let me 
fly over the Dardanelles. I went on to the Cretans 
in a pinewood. Their officer, a Frenchman, very 
keen on a show in Asia Minor. . . . The elder 
Vassilaki has been arrested. His brother saw him 
go by in a trawler. Am going to Mytilene, then 
return after three days, and leave here on Tuesday 
for Anzac. No news of anything happening. Tene- 
dos is a beautiful town in its way, surrounded by 
windmills, vcith Mount Elias in the background. 
Its streets are narrow, picturesque and hung with 
vines that make them cool and shady. At the end 
of the town there is a very fine old Venetian fortress, 
but its magnificence is outside ; inside it is furnished 
with round stone cannon-balls, ammunition for 
catapults. In the last war the Greeks took the 
island, but one day a Turkish destroyer popped 
her nose in. All the Greeks fled, and the Mufti 
and the Moslems went and pulled the Greek flag 
down. Then in came a Greek destroyer, and the 
Turkish one departed. The Mufti and the Turks 
were taken off to Mudros, where he and they were 
beaten. He narrowly missed being killed. . . . 

Friday, July 30, 1916. Tenedos. Slept very 



TENEDOS U1 

badly again. Had a letter from the O.C. Poor 
Onslow killed, lying on his bed by hia dugout. 
A good fellow and a fine soldier. Aden nearly 
captured. I prophesied its capture in Egypt. I 
shall be recalled before anything happens. 

The radiant air of Tenedos gave health as it did 
in Homeric times, and I left with the desire that 
others should have the same chance as myself of 
using that beautiful island as a hospital ; but all 
the pictures there were not bright. Under the 
windmills above the shining sea there were the 
motionless, dark-clad, desolate Moslem women, 
sitting without food or shelter. Their case, it is 
true, was no harder than that of the thousands of 
Greek refugees who had been driven from their 
homes, but these at any rate were living amongst 
kindred, while the unfortunate Moslems were with- 
out help or sympathy, except that which came 
from their enemies, the British. 

Diary. Friday, July 30, 1915. Mytikne. I left 
by the Greek boat yesterday. On the boat I met 
a man who might be useful as an interpreter, 
Anibal Miscu, Entrepreneur de Travaux Publiques, 
black as my hat, but talks English, French, German, 
ItaUan, Spanish, Turkish, Greek, Arabic, Bulgar, 
Russian and something else. The boat was stopped 
by our trawler. No. , and searched for contra- 
band of war. The Greeks were furious. I landed 
at l^ytUene, not having slept much and feeling bad. 
Avani said they had tried to bribe him to allow 
some raisins through, and kicked up the devil of 
a row. He seemed to think that the raisins were 
dynamite. He was left guarding the raisins, all 
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I was given a warm welcome by Compton 
Mackenzie in Mytilene. He, fortunately for me, 
had been sent there by G.H.Q. I found several 
old friends — Heathcote-Smith, the Consul, whose 
work it would be impertinent for me to praise, 
and Hadkinson, whom I had last seen at my own 
house in England, where he was staying with me 
when the Archduke Franz Ferdinand had been 
murdered, Hadkinson had passed most of his Hfe 
on his property in Macedonia. Of the Eastern 
and Southern languages he talked Greek, Itahan, 
Turkish, Bulgarian, Serbian and Albanian, His 
voice was as delightful as his knowledge of Balkan 
ballads was wide, and his friends made him sing 
the endless songs of the mountaiueers. His per- 
sonahty had carried him through experiences that 
would have been disastrous to most men ; battles 
decisive in Europeans history had raged in front 
of his doors, while his house had remained un- 
touched ; brigands of most of the Balkan races 
had crossed his farm, rarely driving off his stock, 
and most of the local peasantry in their misfortunes 
had come to him for help, for advice, doctoring 
or intercession. Until the European war had 
crashed upon the world, Hadkinson had been a 
good example of the fact that minorities, even 
when they are a minority of one, do not always 
suffer. 

The people of Mytilene, at that time, were very 
pro-English, though the officials were of the faction 
of King Constantine. The desire I frequently 
heard expressed was that Great Britain should 
take over M3i;ilene, as she did the Ionian Islands, 
and that when MytUene had been put in order 
it should be restored to Greece. 



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Diary. Friday, July 30, 1916. Mytilene, 

and Hadkinson have gone out with a motor-boat 
and a machine-gun. The Vassilakis, or some of 
them, have been deported, VassUaki to Imbros 
and the beautiful sisters to Mudros. . . . It's a 
blazing, burning day. 

Saturday, July 31, 1915. Mytilene. A gaming- 
house. Moved from my first hotel to a larger and 
more disreputable one. Lunched with Hadkinson 
and Compton Mackenzie.^ ... At Thasos the 
Greeks have arrested our agents under the orders 
of Gunar's. Have worked, and am feeling better. 

Later. The three Miss Vassilakis have not gone 
to Mudros. They turned up this morning, and I 
was left to deal with them. Not as beautiful, 
except one, as I had been led to believe. They 
got Avani out of the room and wept and wept. 
I told them their brother would be all right. . . . 
They wanted to know who prevented them leaving. 
I said it was the Admiral. That good man is far 
away. 

Sunday, August 1, 1915. Mytilene. Avani went 
off with the three Miss Vassilakis, in hysterics, 
last night. They were very angry with us. It 
seems probable that we shall have a landing on the 
mainland here to divert attention from the Peninsula. 
Sir Ian Hamilton is coming down to have a look. 
A good deal of friction over the blockade. The 
present system causes much inconvenience to all 
concerned. 

They were enchanting days of golden light or 
starlit darkness, while one drank health almost 
in the concrete from the hot pine-scented air and 
' The novelist. 



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the famous wine of Mytilene. The conditions of 
others was unfortunately less happy. There were 
some 80,000 Greek refugees from the mainland, for 
whom the Greek Government had done practically 
nothing, while the patriotic Greek communities of 
England and America had not had the opportunity 
of reKeving their necessities. We all did what we 
could to help these people. 

There was another question allied to this to be 
considered : whether a Greek Expeditionary Force, 
largely composed of these refugees, should be sent 
into Asia Minor. The danger of such a campaign 
to the native Greeks was obvious ; mainly for this 
reason it was not undertaken. But while no 
expedition occurred, there was much talk about 
one. The fact that Sir Ian Hamilton had come 
was widely known. It was said that great pre- 
parations were being made, and these rumours 
probably troubled the Turks and kept troops of 
theirs in a non-combatant area. 

Diary. Sunday, August 1, 1915. MytiUne. 
Lunched with Mavromati Bey. He was very heroic, 
saying he preferred to die rather than to live under 
the German yoke, but there were no signs of a 
funeral at luncheon, which was dehcious. 

Diued with Hadkinson, and was taken ill, but 
got all right and went ofE with him on the motor- 
boat Omala after dinner. H. said that for a long 
time he had felt that I was coming, and had 
ordered a lamb for me to be executed the follow- 
ing day; told the cook, too, to get some special 
herbs. 

The object of our journey was to find a wonder- 
ful woman, lithe as a leopard and strong as a 



OMALA 151 

horse, and put her somewhere near AivaU to gain 
information. 

Monday, July 2, 1915. " Omala." Off Moshonisi. 
At dawn this- morning we came to Moskonisi, 
luminous in the sea. A decrepit shepherd led a 
flock of sheep along the beach. His name is Pana- 
yotis and he has a Homeric past ; he killed two 
Turkish guards who courted a beautiful sister-in- 
law before marriage. Then he killed two others 
for a pusillanimous brother-in-law after marriage, 
and he has also sent two other Turks to their rest, 
though H. does not know the reason for their death. 
Hadkinson had collected a large band of Palikaris, 
but the motor-boat only held a few, the cream of 
them. He had English names for most of them — 
Little John, Robin Hood, etc. They were tall 
men, with very quick, clever eyes and lithe move- 
ments, picturesquely dressed. One of them had a 
cross ghttering in his kalpak, and A. M. (for Asia 
Minor) on both sides of the cross. He said to me, 
pointing to AivaU : " There is my country ; we are 
an orphan people. For 150 years we have shed our 
blood and given our best to Greece. Now in her 
hour of triumph and in our day of wretchedness 
she denies us help. May she ever be less ! " An- 
other Greek had been to Mecca as a soldier and 
stayed there and in the Yemen for some years. 
The Captain was a quiet man, but apparently 
very excitable. They were delighted with their 
army rifles. The woman, Angehko Andriotis, did 
not turn up at Gymno, so we went on to Moskonisi, 
the men often playing on a plaintive flute, and 
sometimes singing low together. At breakfast, soon 
after dawn, we had a sort of orchestra. 
We arrived opposite to Aivali. The Turks have 



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sunk three mauna. . . . Hadkinson saw one of 
their submarines. 

The situation at Aivali is curious. It lies at 
the head of a bay. Above it there are hills, not 
high hiUs, but high enough, the men said who were 
with us, to prevent its being bombarded by the 
Turks. They looked at it with longing eyes. Their 
famiHes were there. They kept on cursing the 
" black dogs " and sajdng they would eat them. 
There were 35,000 people in Aivah, now only 
25,000; 10,000 have left lately. The sword of 
Damocles hangs over the rest of them, for they 
might be sent off into the interior at any moment. 
We went on to the channel between Moskonisi 
and Pyrgos. There we found the child of the 
woman, who was sent with a note to her. Men 
were moving in the olives and the scrub some 
distance off, whom the Greeks said were their own 
compatriots. 

The boy, who was thirteen, took the letter and 
put it under his saddle. He went off calmly to 
get past the Turks, without any air of adventure 
about him. The others reahzed the stage on which 
they were acting, and swaggered finely. I got 
off on Pyrgos with Hadkinson, and went to a small, 
rough chapel, where they were bringing the eikons 
back in triumph. 

The beauty of it aU was beyond words. I bathed 
on a silver sand in transparent water between the 
two islands. Moskonisi, by the way, doesn't mean 
the Island of Perfume, but takes its name from a 
great brigand who practically held the island against 
the Turks about thirty years ago. 

After a time the boy returned with a letter from 
his mother, and a peasant with binoculars. He 



MYTILENE 153 

and the peasant both said that they had seen a 
great oil-pool in Aivah Bay. We thought that 
this must be from a submarine, and dashed round 
there at fuU speed, but found nothing. Then we 
decided to come home. We picked up some of the 
men we had dropped en route ; and they brought 
us presents of gran Turco, basiUca and sweet- 
scented pinks. Then they played their flutes as 
the sun set, and Hadkinson sang Greek, Bulgarian 
and Turkish songs, singing the "Imam's Call" 
beautifully and, to the horror of his Greek 
followers, reverently. 

We might have bagged the twenty-five Turks, 
or whatever number there were, quite easily, but 
H. thought this would have produced reprisals. He 
was probably right. 

Tuesday, August 3, 1915. Mytilene. We got 
back last night after dinner and heard that Sir 
Ian Hamilton, George Lloyd and George Brodrick 
had been here. . . . One of the poor WhittaU boys 
very badly woimded. They were a fine pair. 

August 4, 1915. Mytilene. Yesterday we heard 
that the Turks had sent the town-crier to the 
equivalent of the capital of Moskonisi to say that 
any Greek going beyond a certain line would be 
put to death. Miss Vassilaki turned up, and said 
that she and her sister would come with me to 
Tenedos. I said they couldn't. 

We dined with General HiU and his StafiE and 
slept on the Ganopus. . . . Mackenzie no better. . . . 
A good deal of friction in Tenedos. Athanasius 
Vassilaki has escaped, and every one is annoyed. 
Some men have been arrested for signaUing. 

Thursday, August 5, 1915. Tenedos. Most of the 
officers sick. I was asked to stay on at Tenedos, 



154 MONS, ANZAC, AND KtJT 

but felt I must get back at once. Christo says 
that it's dull here, and Kaba Tepe is better than 
this house. Turkish guns have been firing at our 
trawlers. A couple of men wounded. Examined 
a man just escaped from Constantinople. Con- 
stantinople is quite cheery : theatres, carriages, 
boats, etc. The Germans say we can't hold out 
on the Peninsula when the bsfti weather comes. 
Then I examined a Lebanon French soldier who 
had arrested a child and an old man for sig- 
nalling. . . . 

Here there are some pages of my diary missing, 
but the events that occurred are still vividly in 
my mind. 

In company with other officers I went first to 
Imbros, hearing the thunder of the guns from 
Helles. In passionate haste we tried every means 
to get on to the Peninsula for the great battle. I 
left Christo to follow with my kit, if he could, with 
the future doubtful before him, and no certainty, 
except that of being arrested many times. 

In the harbour at Imbros on that night there was 
a heavy sea, and in a small, dancing boat we quested 
through the darkness for any ship sailing to Anzac. 
One was found at last that was on the point of 
sailing, and off we went. 

The instructions of my friend Ian Smith were 
to get to Suvla, and luck favoured him, for at dawn 
we lay off Suvla, and a trawler took him ashore. 

Along the heights and down to the sea-shore 
the battle growled and raged, and it was difficult 
to know what was the mist of the morning or battle 
smoke. I got off at Anzac, which was calm, realizing 
that I had missed the first attack. 



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Diary. Saturday, August 7, 1915. Kaha Tebe. 
I went out to Headquarters, which are now beyond 
Colonel Bauchop's old Headquarters. He, poor 
fellow, had just been hit and was said to be dying. 
Dix « again wounded in the leg and Cator killed 
when he had just been promoted. I saw the General ; 
on the way out I met 300 Turkish prisoners and 
was ordered to return and embark them. We 
came to the pier on the beach, then three shells 
fell on and beside it ; both S. B. and I thought we 
were going to have a very bad time, packed like 
sardines, with panicky prisoners. Embarking them 
took time ; we were all very snappy, but we got 
them off. I was glad to find S. B. and Woods. 
All the dugouts here are desolate. I saw General 
Birdwood, who was very sad about Onslow.' He 
talked of the water difficulties. He was cheerful, 
as usual, and said he thought we should know which 
way things were going by 5 o'clock. S. was less 
cheerful. 

I went back to Headquarters, a weary trudge 
of two hot, steaming miles, past masses of wounded. 
The saps were constantly blocked. Then back to 
Anzac for a few hours' sleep, tiU I can get my kit. 

Sunday, August 8, 1915. Near Anafarta. Slept 
badly last night at Anzac. The place was very 
desolate with every one away. I got up before a 
clear dawn and went out to the observation post, 
where I found General Godley and General Shaw. 
Our assault began. We saw our men in the growing 
light attack the Turks. It was a cruel and beautiful 
sight, for it was like a fight in fairyland ; they went 

' Naval beachmaster. 

• His A.D.C., a Captain in the Indian Lanoers, who had been 
killed. 



156 MONS, ANZAC, AND KUT 

forward in parties through the beautifiil light, with 
the clouds crimsoning over them. Sometimes a tiny, 
gallant figure would be in front, then a puff would 
come and they would be lying still. We got to 
within about forty yards of the Turks; later we 
lost ground. Meanwhile, men were streaming up, 
through awful heat. There were Irish troops 
cursing the Kaiser. At the observation post we 
were being badly shelled. The beauty of the place 
was extraordinary, and made it better than the 
baldness of Anzac, but we were on an impropitious 
hiUside, and beyond there were mules and men, 
clustered thickly. 

Then I was sent back to Kaba Tepe, where I 
found a lot of wounded prisoners, who had not been 
attended to. I woke a doctor who had not slept 
for ages. He talked almost deliriously, but came 
along and worked Uke a real good man. I saw 
General House, V.C, and suggested attaching one 
doctor to the prisoners, so that we should not get 
contagious diseases. 

Returned to Bauchop's Post and examined a 
couple of Germans from the Ooehen. Got a good 
deal of information. Then I was telephoned for 
to interrogate a wounded Greek, who had, however, 
got lost. I went back outside the hospital, where 
there were many wounded lying. I stumbled upon 
poor A. C. (a schoolfellow), who had been wounded 
about 3 a.m. the day before, and had lain in the 
sun on the sand aU the previous day. He recognized 
me, and asked me to help him, but was light-headed. 
There were fifty-six others with him ; M. and I 
counted. It was awful having to pass them. A lot 
of the men called out : " We are being murdered." 
The smells were fearful. ... I went down a sap 



SUVLA 157 

to the north to find the Greek. Fierce shellhag 
began. The sap was knocked down in front and 
behind. 

I came to a field hospital, situated where the 
troops were going through. There no one knew 
where Taylor's Hollow, the place where the Greek 
was supposed to be, was. While I was there sheUing 
was bad. Several of the wounded hit again. One 
man was knocked in on the top of me, bleeding 
all over. I returned to meet Thorns, who said he 
knew the way. We ran the gauntlet. . . . 

I had a curious, beautiful walk, looking for the 
wounded Greek, going to nineteen hospitals. Many 
wounded everywhere. First I saw one of our 
fellows who had met ten Turks and had ten bayonet 
wounds. He was extremely cheerful. Then a 
couple of Turks in the shadow of some pines, one 
dying and groaning, really unconscious. I offered 
the other water from my bottle, but he refused 
because of his companion, using Philip Sidney's 
words in Turkish. 

Men were being hit everywhere. After going 
by fields and groves and lanes I came back to where 
the wounded were lying in hundreds, in the sap 
going to the sea, near Bauchop's Fountain. There 
a man called to me in French. He was the Greek I 
was looking for, badly wounded. He talked a great 
deal. Said 200,000 reinforcements were expected 
from GalMpoli. No gas would be used here. . . . 

Monday, August 9, 1915. No. 3 Outpost. Slept 
rmcomfortably on the ground. Went before the 
dawn to observation post ; returned to examine 
prisoners. Had an unsuccessful expedition with 
Hastings to find some guns which he said had 
been lost between the lines* 



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Bullets came streaming down our valley, and we 
put up a small wall, of sacks, 3 feet high, behind 
which we slept. I was sitting at breakfast this 
morning listening to Colonel Manders ■ talking, 
when suddenly I saw Charlie B. put his hand to 

his own head and say : "By G , he's killed ! " 

Manders fell back dead, with~ a bullet through his 
temple. He was a very good fellow. 

Sir Ian Hamilton came ashore. I saw him for 
a moment. Then to Kaba Tepe ; going and coming 
one passes a line of bodies, some dreadful, being 
carried for burial. Many still lying out. The 
last wounded have been more pitiful than anything 
I have seen. Cazalet is badly wounded; I hope 
he will recover ; he is a good boy. Colonel Malone 
was killed last night and Jacky Hughes wounded. 
Lots of shelling. 

Coming back I had to go outside the crowded sap, 
and got sniped. Thoms and I had a very Uvely 
time of it. 

Came back for Manders' funeral. I was very 
fond of him. General Godley read a few sentences 
with the help of my electric torch, which failed. 
Four others were buried with him. Later I saw 
a great shell strike the grave. A cemetery, or rather 
lots, growing up round us. There are dead buried 
or half buried in every gully. 

Tuesday, August 10, 1915. No. 3 Outpost. 
Christo arrived with my kit and some grapes last 
night. While we were eating these, two men, one 
of whom was our cook, were hit, and he being the 
second cook, it was decided to change our quarters, 
as a lot of bullets streamed down the gully and we 
had been losing heavily. I was called up in the 
» A.D.M S., New Zealand Division. 



NO. 3 OUTPOST 169 

night to see about some wounded. The General 
had said they had better go by boat, because of 
the difficulty of the saps, but there were no boats, 
and Manders' death had caused ccmfusion at the 
hospital. The doctor on the beach said he could 
not keep the wounded there any longer, because 
of the rifle fire. I woke Charhe B. We got 
200 men from the Canterbury reinforcements. 
They had been fighting without sleep since Sunday 
morning, but evacuated about 300 wounded to 
below Walker's Ridge. There were no complaints. 
The Turks still had to be left. They called to me 
at night and at dawn. I gave them drinks, and later, 
after sunrise, shifted them into the shade, which 
made them cheerful. The General had not slept 
for three nights. The day went badly for us. 
We lost Chunuk Bair, and without it we cannot 
win the battle. The Turks have fought very 
finely, and aU praise their courage. It was wonderful 
to see them charging down the hiU, through the 
storm of shrapnel, under the white ghost wreaths 
of smoke. Our own men were splendid. The N.Z. 
Infantry Brigade must have ceased to exist. 
Meanwhile the condition of the wounded is inde- 
scribable. They he in the sand in rows upon rows, 
their faces caked with sand and bipod; one murmur 
for water ; no shelter from the sun ; many of them 
in saps, with men passing all the time scattering 
more dust on them. There is hardly any possibiUty 
of transporting them. The fire zones are desperate, 
and the saps are blocked with ammunition transport 
and mules, also whinnying for water, carrying 
food, etc. Some unwounded men almost mad 
from thirst, cursing. 
We all did what we could, but amongst so many 



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it was almost impossible. . . . The wounded Turks 
still here. I kept them alive with water. More 
prisoners in, report another 15,000 men at Bulair 
and a new Division, the 7th, coming against us here. 
I saw General Cooper,' wounded, in the afternoon, 
and got him water. His Staff had aU been killed 
or wounded. . . . 

If the Turks continue to hold Chunuk Bair and 
get up their big guns there, we are, as a force, far 
worse off than at Anzac. What has happened is 
roughly this : we have emerged from a position 
which was unsatisfactory but certain, into one 
that is uncertain but partly satisfactory. If the 
Turks have the time to dig themselves in, then we 
are worse off than before, because we shall again 
be held up, with the winter to face, and time running 
hard against us, with an extended front. The Turks 
will stiQ have land communications, while we shall 
only have sea communications, and though we 
ourselves shall be possibly better off, because we 
shall now have a harbour, the Turks some time 
wiU almost certaioly be able to break through, 
though possibly not able to keep what they take. 
But the men at Helles wiU not be freed as our 
move proposed to free them. 

I thought one of the wounded Turks had cholera 
to-day. There is very little water, and we have 
to give them water out of our own bottles. We 
have a terrible view here : lines of woimded 
creeping up from the hospital to the cemetery 
hke a tide, and the cemetery is going like a 
hve thing to meet the wounded. Between us 
and the sea is about 150 yards ; this space is 
now empty of men because of the sniping. 
' Irish Guards, Commanding 29th Irish Brigade. 



SUVLA 161 

There are a number of dead mules on it, which 
smell horribly but cannot be moved. A curious 
exhibition of sniping took place just below us this 
evening, about 50 yards away. Two men were 
on the open space when a sniper started to shoot 
at them. They popped into a dry weU that prac- 
tically hid them, but he got his bullets all round 
them — ^in front and behind and on the sides. They 
weren't hit. The camp watched, laughing. 

Thursday, August 12, 1915. No. 3 Outpost. At 
4.30 in the morning I got up and walked with the 
General. We went up to Rhododendron Ridge to 
have a look at the Turks. It is a steep, beauti- 
ful walk, and a glorious view — ^trees everywhere 
and cliffs. We are fastening the cliffs up, and 
camouflaging the trenches. 

I took Nikolas the miUer round the observation 
post in the morning. A new Division is supposed 
to be against us, the 8th. In the afternoon walked 
into Anzac to get a drink of water as have had 
fever and a cruel thirst. The dugouts smell, and 
washing's difficult. Anglesey gave me excellent 
water. 

Friday, August 13, 1915. No. 3 Outpost. No- 
thing doing. Bullets singing about, but nobody 
getting hit. The heat's ferocious, and everybody's 
feeling iU. Macaulay's wounded. 

Worked yesterday morning, also started on new 
dugout. In the afternoon went with Turkish papers 
to Anzac. I saw C. He said that this beach for 
cruelty had beaten the Crimea. . . . Savage feeling 
with the R.A.M.C. . . . 

Streams of mules took water out in the evening 
as the sun set. I met several men with sunstroke 
coming in. I saw Greorge Hutton, Royal Welsh 

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Fusiliers, who has become a Colonel. He had a 
hand-to-hand bayonet tussle with a Turk, in the 
last jfight. Another man came up, and killed the 
Turk with his bayonet. Then, he said^ the man, 
instead of pulling his bayonet out, dashed to 
another man and asked him for his bayonet, 
saying : "I have left mine in the Turk." 

The battle-cries, by the way, were for the Turks 
the sonorous, deep- voiced " Allah, Allah," and 
"Voor" ("God, God," "Strike"); while the New 
Zealanders used often to shout: "Eggs is cooked." 
This apparently irrelevant, unwarhke slogan had 
its origin in Egypt. There, on field days in the 
desert, when the men halted to rest, Egyptians 
would appear magically with primitive kitchens 
and the cry of " Eggs is cooked ! " 

Diary. Monday, August 16, 1915. No. 3 
Outpost. Christo will spit on my razor-strop ; 
otherwise he is a good servant. . . . Bathed with 
Charhe B. yesterday afternoon. ... I don't think 
we want Roumania in. If she has no ammunition 
and takes a very bad knock from Germany, it would 
give Germany a very strong strategic position. 
The Turks who have come in do not really seem 
very disheartened. 

At about this time the Expeditionary Force 
entered upon a new phase. The agony of the struggle 
had passed its crisis. Both sides sat down grimly, 
to wait for the winter. In many ways our position 
had distinctly improved. There was more room, 
and space banished the sense of imprisonment that 
had afflicted us. The country was not as battle- 
scarred as Anzac, and walking over the heights at 
sunset was a feast of loveliness. 



NO. 3 OUTPOST 163 

We moved our Headquarters again, and I went 
up to a large dugout in what had been a Turkish 
fort. The troops quartered in this fort were an 
Indian Field Battery and sixty-three new Zealanders, 
all that was left of their battalion. These men 
had been in the first landing. They had, every 
one of them, had dysentery or fever, and the 
great majority were stiU sick and oVer-ripe for 
hospital. 

As time went on, and illness increased, one often 
heard men and officers say : " If we can't hold 
the trenches with sound men, we have got to hold 
them with sick men." When all was quiet, the sick- 
list grew daily. But when the men knew that there 
was to be an attack, they fought their sickness, 
to fight the Turk, and the stream to the hospitals 
shrank. 

I admired nothing in the war more than the 
spirit of these sixty-three New Zealanders, who 
were soon to go to their last fight. When the day's 
work was over, and the sunset swept the sea, we 
used to lean upon the parapet and look up to where 
Chunuk Bair flamed, and talk. The great distance 
from their own country created an atmosphere 
of lonehness. This lonehness was emphasized by 
the fact that the New Zealanders rarely received 
the same recognition as the Australians in the Press, 
and many of their gallant deeds went unrecorded 
or were attributed to their greater neighbours. 
But they had a silent pride that put these things 
into proper perspective. The spirit of these men 
was unconquered and unconquerable. At night, 
when the great moon of the Dardanelles soared and 
all was quiet except the occasional whine of a 
bullet overhead, the voices of the tired men con- 



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tinually argued the merits of the Expedition, and 
there was always one end to these discussions : 

" Well, it may aU be a mistake, but in a war 

of this size you will have mistakes of this size, and 

it doesn't matter a to us whether we are for it 

here or in France, for we came out to do one job, 
and it's nothing to us whether we finish in one 
place or another." The Turks were not the only 
fatalists in those days. 

We were now weU supplied with water, but food 
of the right kind was a difficulty. It was very 
hard to obtain suppUes for sick men, and here, 
as always, we met with the greatest kindness from 
the Navy. 

Horlick's Malted Milk and fruit from the Islands 
did us more good than anything else. Relations 
of mine in Egypt sent me an enormous quantity 
of the first, which I was able to distribute to the 
garrison of the fort. Later, when I was invaUded, 
I bequeathed the massive remnants to a friend 
who had just landed. Greedily he opened my 
stores, hoping for the good things of the world — 
tongues, potted ham and whisky — only to find a 
wilderness of Horlick's Malted Milk. 

Our position had at last been appreciated at 
home, and we were no longer irritated, as in the 
early days, by the frivoUty and fatuousness of 
London. Upon one occasion, shortly after the 
first landing, one of the illustrated papers had a 
magnificent picture entitled, if I remember right, 
" The Charge that Won Constantinople." The pic- 
ture was of a cavalry charge, led quite obviously 
by General Godley — and those were the days when 
we were living on the edge of a cliff, where only 
centipedes could, and did, charge, and when we 



NO. 2 OUTPOST 165 

were provided vrith some mules and my six donkeys 
for all our transport. 

There was a remarkable contrast between our 
war against the Germans and the Turks. In France 
the British soldier started fighting good-naturedly, 
and it took considerable time to work him up to 
a pitch of hatred; at Anzae the troops from the 
Dominions began their campaign with feehngs of 
contempt and hatred, which gradually turned to 
respect for the Moslems. At the beginning the 
great majority of our men had naturally no know- 
ledge of the enemy they were fighting. Once, 
looking down from a gun emplacement, I saw a 
number of Turks walking about, and asked why 
they had not been shot at. "Well," said one 
man, " it seems hard on them, poor chaps. They 
aren't doing any harm." Then up came another : 
" Those Turks," he said, " they walk about as if 
this place belongs to them." I suggested that it 
was their native land. " Well," he said, " I never 
thought of that." 

Diary. Monday, August 16, 1915. No. 2 Outpost. 
It's curious the way the men speak of the Turks 
here. They stiU can't be made to wear gas helmets, 
because they say the Turks are clean fighters and 
won't use gas. ... 

It's good to be high up in this observation post, 
above the smells, with a magnificent view of hill 
and valley. We shoot from here pretty often 
at the Turkish guns. Last night the Dardanelles 
droned on for hours. This morning the machine- 
guns on both sides were going like dentists' drills. 
To-day it's absolutely still, with only the whirr 
of aeroplanes overhead. 



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Bartlett turned up to-night. He had not much 
hope. . . . Poor Bauchop is dead. News came to- 
night. ... A gallant man. 

On Wednesday, August 18th, I was sent to 
G.H.Q. at Imbros, and heard a full account of 
the tragic battle down at Helles, and the condition 
of the wounded at Mudros. 

When men have gone to the limits of human 
endurence, when blood has been spilled like water, 
and the result is stiU unachieved, bitter and 
indiscriminate recrimination and criticism inevit- 
ably foUow. But Anzac had one great advantage. 
Our leaders had the confidence of their men. The 
troops were able to see General Birdwood and General 
Godley every day in the front trenches with them- 
selves, walking about under fire as if they had been 
on a lawn in England, and the men knew that 
their own lives were never uselessly sacrificed. 

The work of many of the doctors on the Peninsula 
was beyond all praise, but there was black rage 
against the chiefs of the R.A.M.C. at Imbros and 
in Egypt. The anger would have been still greater 
if their attitude of complacent self-sufficiency had 
been known. 

Diary. Thursday, August 19, 1915. No. 3 Out- 
post. Returned to the Peninsula with Bettinson 
and Commander Patch and Phillips, the navigator. 
When we had come up to the fort I told them 
not to show their heads at the observation post, 
as the fort did not belong to me, and I did not 
want to become unpopular. I got Perry, Captain 
of the fort, and he sat them down on the parapet, 
showing them the lines of our trenches. While 
we talked, a sniper shot at Patch, just missing 



NO. 2 OUTPOST 167 

him, and hitting the parapet beside him. They 
were very pleased, though the others said I had 
paid a man to shoot in order to give them fun. 
Perry said in a friendly way : " That's a good 
sniper ; he's thirteen hundred yards off, so it was 
a pretty decent shot." Then he talked to them, 
and they felt what any one must feel talking to these 
men. They gave us a lot of things, and are sending 
all sorts of things to-morrow for the men here. 

Friday, August 20, 1915. No. 2 Outpost. Last 
night was the first cold night. This morning I 
went out with the General, who was like a bull-dog 
and a cyclone. We met Birdwood, who was there 
to see the last Austrahans arrive, 17th and 18th 
Brigades, in Reserve Gully. They looked a splendid 
lot, and it did one's heart good to see them. Some 
more officers from the Bacchante turned up with 
stores, and special cocoa for me. I was just going off 
to find Perry when I met him. He is off out ; 
there is a fight to-morrow. I gave him the cocoa. 
He was glad to have it. . . . The men are all tired 
out with heat and dysentery and digging and fight- 
ing. The General and I went up to SazU Beit Deri. 
I didn't think it over-safe for him. 

Saturday, August 21, 1915. No. 2 Outpost. Work 
in the morning. Was to have gone with the General 
in the afternoon, but prisoners came in to be ex- 
amined. They said : " Gurse the Germans ! We 
can't go on. There are no more men left." One 
of them was killed by their own fire after I left. 
G. L. came to luncheon. Charlie B., he and I 
started off together, I feeling pretty bad. It was 
very hot. We went at a great pace over two 
or three ridges and across valleys, our guns 
thundering about us. Finally, I felt so bad I let 



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them go on, and came back. . . . The battle 
developed and the shooting was fierce and general. 
While I hunted for General Monash's Headquarters 
I met Colonel A. J,, who was rather worried. We 
had a close shave. ... I left him, and had an odd 
adventure. . . . Went home alone through deafening 
noise, aU the valleys under fire. . . . Got at last 
into a shallow nuUah that led into a regular gully, 
and so home. 

That day I saw an unforgettable sight. The 
dismounted Yeomanry attacked the Turks across 
the salt lakes of Suvla. Shrapnel burst over 
them continuously ; above their heads there was 
a sea of smoke. Away to the north by Chocolate 
HiU fires broke out on the plain. The Yeomanry 
never faltered. On they came through the haze 
of smoke in two formations, columns and extended. 
Sometimes they broke into a run, but they always 
came on. It is difficult to describe the feelings 
of pride and sorrow with which we watched this 
advance, in which so many of our friends and 
relations were playing their part. 

Diary. August 2\st. Charlie B. and G. L. came 
back all right. . . . The Turks had come over 
in three waves down Chunuk Bair. The first two 
were destroyed by naval fire ; the third got home 
into our trenches. Charlie B. was fuU of admiration 
for one old fellow whom he had seen holding up 
his finger and lecturing to the men when they 
hung back. 

Hutton is wounded again. 

Sunday, August 22, 1915. No. 2 Outpost. Last 
night, or this morning at 1 o'clock, I was called 
up. They said there were 150 Turks in one place 



NO. 2 OUTPOST 169 

and others elsewhere, anxious to surrender. 1 
took the miller, Zachariades and Kyriakidis out 
to Headquarters. Sent back Kyriakidis and the 
miller, as there was nothing doing and I wanted 
to keep Kyriakidis. Went on with Zachariades 
and guides sent by Poles to Colonel Agnew to his 
H.Q. There we lay on the ground, very cold. 
They said the Turks had wished to surrender, 
but there had been no interpreter, and they had 
been fired on. The Turks were then attacking 
heavily. Eastwood telephoned that they had four- 
teen prisoners. I went back to see if they could 
give any news about our immediate front. 

Every one worried. The Battahon of Austra- 
lians had gone wrong. Nobody knew where they 
were. I sent my escort to try and find them. 
The Hampshires, who ought to have arrived, had 
not come. . . . They came along gradually. 

We attacked at about four in the morning. The 
Turkish fire tarried a Httle, then got furious. We 
went towards Monash, and met the Hampshires, very 
tired and wa3rwom. Bullets sang very viciously, 
and burst into flame on the rocks. There was 
a thunder of rifle fire and echoes in the gullies, 
men dropping now and then. Lower down the 
gully I found the Hampshires running like mad 
upwards to the firing line ; beyond this a mixed 
crowd of men without an officer. . . . My guide, 
wild as a hawk, took us up a ridge. I fell over a 
dead man in the darkness and hurt my ankle. 
We had to wait. There seemed a sort of froth 
of dust on the other side of the ridge, from the 
rifle fire, and I told the escort to take us down and 
round the ridge across the valley. He admitted 
afterwards we had no chance of crossing the other 



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way. In the valley the bullets sang. We came 
to the half-nullah where I had taken such unsatis- 
factory cover in the afternoon. There we waited 
a bit, and then ran across the hundred yards to 
the next gully. Zachariades and the escort grazed. 
Found the prisoners ; the other Zachariades examined 
them. . . . Spent bullets falling about, but the 
Greeks never winked. A surrendered Armenian 
could only tell us that the Turks were very weak 
before us. The rifle fire died away in the end, 
and we walked back at dawn, getting here by 
sunrise. Then examined more prisoners till about 
11, and slept till 1. 

The position is still indefinite. It's on the same 
old lines, on the hiUs we are the eyebrows and the 
Turks are the forehead. 

Monday, August 23, 1915. No. 2 Outpost. Perry 
is wounded, but not badly, I hope, in the arm. 
There is hardly any one in the fort. The interpreter 
question becoming very difficult. They are all 
going sick. Had a quiet evening last night, and 
read on the parapet. It will be very difficult to 
keep these old troops here during the winter. The 
AustraUans and New Zealanders who have been 
here a long time are weak, and wiU all get pneumonia. 
There was a great wind blowing and the sound 
of heavy firing. I went to Anzac to-day, and found 
men bombing fish. They got about twenty from 
one bomb, beautiful fish, half-pounders. 

Tuesday, August 24rth. No. 2 Outpost. General 
Shaw has gone sick to England ; General Maude 
has taken his place. He commands the 13th, 
He and Harter dined here last night. Longford 
was kiUed, IVIilbanke said to be killed or wounded, 
and the Hertfordshires have sufiered. 



NO. 2 OUTPOST 171 

This morning we talked about the winter seriously 
and of preparations to be made. I am for a hill- 
side. The plain is a marsh and the valley a water- 
course. We ought to have fuel, caves for drying 
clothes, cooking, etc., and mostly this hill is made 
of dust and sand, A great mail came in last night, 
but the machine-guns got on to the men as they 
passed by the beach in the moonUght, killed some 
and wounded five men. So there are the mails Ijdng 
now, with the machine-guns playing round them. . . . 

I advised Lawless yesterday at Anzac to move 
out from the beach, lest the sea should rise and 
take him like a winkle from his shell. 

Saw D. to-day. He has a curious story to tell 
of the other night, when I was telephoned for. He 
said I was called three hours too late. A lot of 
Turks had come out of their trenches, some unarmed 
and some armed and some with bombs. He had 
gone out and pointed his revolver at one of them, 
who shouldered arms and stood to attention. Some 
of the Turks came right up, and the New Zealanders 
said : " Come in here, Turkey," and began puUing 
them into the front trench, D, had feared that the 
Turks, who were about 200, might rush the trench, 
and had waved them back and finally fired his 
revolver and ordered our fellows to fire. It was 
a pity there was no one there who could talk. Later 
I saw Temperley, who said when we took Rhodo- 
dendron Ridge there were 250 Turks on the top. 
They piled their arms, cheered us and clapped 
their hands. 

To-night I went to Chaylak Dere with the General 
and saw General Maude, and his Staff, who looked 
pretty ill, also Claude Willoughby, who was anxious 
to taJse the Knoll by the Apex. 



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There was a tremendous wind, and dust-storms 
ever3rwhere. In the gulUes men were burying the 
dead, not covering them sufficiently. My eyes 
are stUl full of the dust and the glow of the camp- 
fires on the hillside, and the moonlight. It is 
an extraordinary country to look across — range 
after range of high hills, precipice and gully, the 
despair of Generals, the grave and oblivion of 
soldiers. 



Here the diary stops abruptly, and begins again 
on Saturday, September 23rd. 

No. 2 Outpost. After writing the above I had 
a bad go of fever, and was put on to hospital ship. 
Went aboard with General Birdwood, General 
Godley and Tahu Rhodes. The Generals had come 
to inspect the New Zealand hospital ship, which 
was excellent. That night there was a very heavy 
fire. I felt some friend of mine would be hit on 
shore, and the next morning I found Charhe B. 
on board, not badly wounded, hit in the side. 

My friend Charlie B. had a temper, and was 
often angry when others were calm, but in moments 
of excitement he was calm to the point of phlegm. 
When we were ofiE Mudros there was a great crash, 
and a jarring of the ship from end to end. I went 
into Charlie B.'s cabin and said : " Come along. 
They say we're torpedoed. I'll help you." " Where 
are my shppers ? " he asked. I said : " Curse 
your slippers." " I will not be hurried by these 
Germans," answered CharUe B., and he had the 
right of it, for we had only had a minor collision 
with another boat. 

At Mudros the majority of the sick and wounded 



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on our hospital ship were sent to England, but my 
friend and I were luckily carried on to Egypt. 

Diary. September 23rd. There was a remarkable 
man on board the Manitou, Major K. He had 
led 240 men into a Turkish trench ; three had re- 
turned unwounded, but he got most of his wounded 
back with eighteen men. The Adjutant was killed 
on his back. He himseK had already been wounded 
twice. Finally, he left the trench alone, and turned 
round and faced the Turks at 200 yards. They 
never fired at him, because, he said, " they admired 
me." This officer found a D.S.O. waiting for him 
in Egypt, and has since earned the V.C. in France, 
for which he had been previously recommended 
in South Africa. He and I returned to the Darda- 
nelles together while he still had a long, unhealed 
bayonet wound in his leg. 

At Alexandria, fortunately for myself, I had 
relations who were working there. I went to the 
hospital of a friend. It was a great marble palace, 
surrounded by lawns and fountains, and made, 
at any rate, gorgeous within by the loves of the 
Gods, painted in the colours of the Egyptian sunset 
on the ceilings. 

The EngHshwomen in Alexandria were working 
like slaves for the wounded and the sick. They 
did aU that was humanly possible to make up for 
the improvidence and the callousness of the home 
medical authorities. Thanks to their untiring and 
unceasing work, day and night, these ladies saved 
great numbers of British fives. 

One day the Sultan came to inspect the hospital 
where I was a patient. For reasons of toilette, 
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that occasion by His Highness, but the royal eye 
fixed itself upon my kimono, and I was taken 
aside for a few minutes' conversation. 

Diary. {Subsequently written on the Peninsula.) 
The Sultan said that he was very grieved about 
the Conservative party, because of the CoaUtion, 
I suppose, and also about Gallipoli. There I 
cordially agreed. 

I went up to Cairo for a few days, and found 
the city and life there very changed. Shepheard's 
was filled with the ghosts of those who had left 
on and since April 12th. 

In Egypt the danger of the Canal had passed, 
but anxiety had not gone with it. There was 
much doubt as to what the Senoussi would be 
hkely to do and what consequences their action 
would have. They had httle to gain by attacking, 
but all knew that this would not necessarily deter 
them. I was in Cairo when Fathy Pasha was 
stabbed, and those in authority feared for the life 
of the Sultan. 

My friend Charlie B. and Major K. and I left 
Alexandria in brilliant moonHght. Our boat could 
do a bare twelve knots an hour. On the journey 
rockets went up at night, S.O.S. signals were sent 
us, all in vain : we were not to be seduced from our 
steady spinster's course to Mudros. When we again 
reached that place we found that our sister-ship, 
the Ramadan, had been torpedoed. 

Diary. {Written September 2Brd.) Gteneral Godley 
was on the Lord Nelson. He had been sick for 
some time, and had been taking three days off. 
Roger Keyes desperately anxious to go up the 
Dardanelles, come what may. He is the proper 



NO. 2 OUTPOST 175 

man to do it, but I think it's only singeing the 
King of Spain's beard. 

At Imbros the General, Charlie B. and I had a 
stormy row ashore and a long walk to G.H.Q., 
where I found Willy Percy, who had been badly 
wounded, now recovering. I saw Tyrrell, G. L. 
and Dedez. The news had just come through of 
Bulgaria's mobilization, but they did not know 
against whom. I wonder if the Bulgars wUl attack 
both the Serbs and the Turks. That would be 
a topsy-turvy, Balkan thing to do, and might suit 
their book. We ought to have had them in on 
our side six months ago. From G.H.Q. we came 
back to Anzac. The General has had my dugout 
kept for me in the fort, where Christo and I now 
live in soUtude, for all the rest are gone. I found 
a lot of new uniforms and a magnificent cap. When 
I put this on Christo cried violently: "No, no, no, 
not until we ride into Constantinople as conquerors." 

H.Q. are on the other side of the Turkish fort, 
in a tiny valley across which you can throw a stone. 
They have all the appearance of a more comfortable 
Pompeii, and are scarcely more alive ; it is the 
quietest town I have ever seen ; there lies in front 
a ridge of vaUey, a dip of blue sea and a good deal 
of the Anafarta plain. The first night on arriving 
the cold was bitter, also next morning. Pleurisy 
has already started. This morning the General 
went up to the Apex and behind it. He was not 
at aU pleased with the fire trenches. He nearly 
drove C, the officer at that moment instructing 
the AustraHans, mad, first by criticizing everything — 
I thought pretty justly — and then by standing about 
in view of the Turks and not worrying about shells 
or bombs. I did my best to get him in. The 



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Australians were all laughing at C. for his caution 
and fussiness. Incidentally, one of the big mortar- 
bombs fell in the trench as we arrived. Hastings 
is Intelligence officer. It's luck to have got him. 

Sunday, September 24, 1915. No. 2 Outpost. 
A lovely morning. There was a bracing chill of 
autumn and yet warm air and a smiling, southern 
look across Anafarta plain, with great hills on 
the other side, stately and formidable. Swallows 
everywhere. Up till now it's been very silent. 
I thought that the noise of war was past, but bullets 
and shells have been whining and moaning over 
us. At Anzac yesterday morning they had about 
twenty men hit by one shell, and I saw a lot of 
mules being dragged down to the sea as I went in. 
We walked through the " Camel's Hump " Avith 
Colonel Chauvel and Glasgow, on to No. 1 Outpost, 
now deserted, with the beautiful trench made by 
the six millionaires. I wonder what has happened 
to them all. 

Cazalet, of whom I had grown very fond, is dead, 
Hornby's missing. I was very sad to hear that 
ReyneU was killed on the night of the 27th, when 
we left. A fine man in every way. His men 
worshipped him. . . . 

A lot of French transports were leaving Egypt as 
we left, maybe for Asia. We shall do nothing more 
here unless we have an overwhelming force. We 
have never done anything except with a rush. 
Directly we have touched a spade we have ceased 
to advance, and have gone on adding bricks to 
the wall which we first built and then beat our 
heads against. 

This morning we had a service in the valley, 
which is extraordinarily beautiful. The flies are 



2i\J. Z UUITOBT 177 

awful, horrible, lethargic ; they stick to one Uke 
gum. The men in the trenches are wearing the 
head-dresses that Egypt has sent. I went with 
the Greneral in the afternoon to Anzac. We walked 
back as shelling began. We had one whizz round 
us, and a man feU beside me on the beach. I 
heard a tremendous smack, and thought he was 
dead, and began to drag him in to cover, but he 
was aU right, though a bullet had thumped him. 

The flies and their habits deserve to hve in a 
diary of their own. They were horrible in them- 
selves, and made more horrible by our circumstances 
and their habits. They Uved upon the dead, 
between the trenches, and came bloated from their 
meal to fasten on the hving. One day I killed 
a fly on my leg that made a splash of blood that 
half a crown would not have covered^. 

Diary. Monday, September 27, 1915. No. 2 
Outpost. Last night F. dined. He said that the 
Indians could get back from Mudros if they gave 
the hospital orderly ten rupees. The hospital orderly 
would then certify them as having dysentery. Most 
of them did not want to go back, some did. When 
they were reluctant about fighting, he thought 
it was due to the fact that it was Moslems they 
were against. 

This morning the General and I went round 
Colonel Anthill's trenches. BiUy H. was there, 
as independent and casual as ever. He came 
out here as a sergeant and is now Acting Brigade 
Major. I am giving him a shirt, 

Billy H. was not the only member of his family 
who was independent. His father, a weU-known 
Australian doctor, on one occasion gave one of 

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the chiefs of the British R.A.M.C. his sincere 
opinion about the treatment of the sick and 
wounded. After a while the chief of the R.A.M.C. 
said : " You don't seem to understand that it is I 
who am responsible for these things." " Oh yes, I 
do," said the Australian doctor, " but it's not you 
I'm getting at ; it's the fool who put you there." 

Diary. Thursday, September 28, 1915. No. 2 
Outpost. Last night I dined with S. B. and H. 
Woods. Walked back through a stiU, moonUt night, 
with the sea and the air just breathing. Very 
bright stars. We sent up flares. The General 
was ill this morning, so did not go out. The Greek 
interpreters have been called up for mobihzation. 
This Greek mobihzation ought to do some good 
about the German submarines. Last night at Anzac 
they had iron needles dropped from aeroplanes. 
I always objected to this. This morning over 
our heads there was a Taube firing hard at something 
with a machine-gun. It produces an unpleasant 
impression, I suppose because it is unfamihar, 
to hear the noise straight above one. Two bombs 
were dropped — at least, I suppose they were. They 
fell with a progressive whistle, but not close to 
us ; another big one, however, an 8-inch one, 
I believe, from the Dardanelles, fell with a tired 
and sensuous thud just over the ridge. 

Wednesday, September 29, 1915. No. 2 Outpost. 
The General went out at nine this morning, P. 
and I with him. He went to the Apex and round. 
In the evening Kettle and I talked in the fort. 

Friday, October 1, 1915. No. 2 Outpost. Yester- 
day morning General Godley, General Birdwood, 
de Crespigny and I went round the trenches. Apex, 



NO. 2 OUTPOST 179 

Anthill's, etc., from 9.30 until 3. A very hot day; 
I wish that Generals were a hungrier, thirstier race. 
We had some hght shelling, into which the Generals 
walked without winking or reason, though they 
made us take intervals. 

G. L. has gone home. Ross turned up last night ; 
glad to see him again. He said that a statement 
was to be made almost at once, and that we weren't 
going to be here for the winter. He had a notion 
that the Italians were going to take our place. . . . 

This morning there was a very heavy mist ; the 
hills and the sea were curtained in it. My clothes 
were wringing wet. The Greek interpreters have 
been called up by the Greek mobilization and have 
gone to Imbros, some of them to try to avoid going. 
They have, says Christo, "kria kardia" (cold feet.) 
Xenophon, in a moment of enthusiasm, changed 
Turkish for Greek nationaUty. He now speaks 
of the days of his Ottoman nationahty with a 
solemn and mournful affection, as of a golden 
age. He envies his cousin, Pericles, who was not 
so carried away. Kyxiakidis is too old to go, 
thank goodness. 

Going into Anzac with the General, and glad to 
be quit of the trenches. It's a weary business 
walking through these narrow mountain trenches, 
hearing the perpetual iteration of the same com- 
mands. The trenches are curiously personal. Some 
are so tidy as to be almost red-tape — ^the names 
of the streets, notices, etc., everywhere — ^and others 
slums. (Later.) I went into Anzac with the 
General to see General Birdwood, but he had 
gone out to see the bombardment from the sea. 
The General went ofE to the New Zealand hospital 
ship, Mahino. I went to get P. ofE, who was ill. 



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The General and I had a very philosophical talk 
coming back. There was a radiance over Anzac ; 
the sunken timbership shone against the sunset, 
with the crew half of them naked. Shells screamed 
over us, and in the Headquarters hollow parts of 
them came whimpering down. 

Saturday, October 2, 1915. No. 2 Outpost. This 
morning General Godley, Colonel Artillery Johnson 
and I went round to see the guns, all across the 
Anafarta plain. Yesterday they had been shelling 
a good deal and had killed some Gurkhas. . . . 
We trudged about in the open, the Turkish hiUs 
in a semicircle round us. We kept about fifty 
yards apart. ... I thought it very risky for the 
General ; however, nothing happened. Have been 
meeting various school acquaintances these days. . . . 

Sunday, October 3, 1915. The General and 
Charlie B. went to Suvla. I lunched with S. B. 
and H. Woods. We played chess. A good deal 
of shelling. A fair number hit. . . . 

Monday, October 4, 1915. Changed my dugout 
this morning with an infinity of trouble, I didn't 
like doing it ; it involved men standing on the 
roof, and if one of them had been hit I should have 
felt responsible. However, we did it aU right. 
I stole some corrugated iron, and am well off. This 
morning the Turks had a fierce demonstration. 
The bullets kicked up the dust at the mouth of the 
gully. Colonel Artillery Johnson just missed being 
hit, but only one man struck. They shelled us with 
big stuff that came over tired and groaning, bursting 
with a beastly noise and torrents of smoke. General 
C. lunched. He said people sent curiously inap- 
propriate stores sometimes. In the middle of the 
summer they had sent us here mufflers and cardigan 



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jackets, and two thousand swagger canes. These 
were now at Mudros. Chauvel has taken over 
command while the General is sick. He borrowed 
all my novels. 

Tuesday, October 5, 1915. General CO, turned 
up. He said we are going to attack through 
Macedonia. Heaven help us ! Bulgaria has been 
given twenty-four hours' ultimatum by Russia. 

Went into Anzac, to go by boat to Suvla. Met 

C, who was at W (my private school). He 

said there was no boat. I went on and played 
chess, coming back through one of the most beauti- 
ful evenings we have had, the sea a lake of gold 
and the sky a lake of fire ; but C. and I agreed we 

woiild not go back to Anzac or to W , if we 

could help it. 

Wednesday, October 6, 1916. I was going into 
Suvla with Hastings, but in the morning a Turkish 
deserter, Ahmed Ali, came in. He promised to 
show us two machine-guns, which he did (one 
German, immovable, and the other Turkish, 
movable), and seven guns which he had collected ; 
this he failed to do, and also to produce three 
more comrades by firing a Turkish rifle as a 
signal. 

In the afternoon I had a signal from S. B. to say 
he was leaving, sick, for Egypt. I walked in to 
see, and found he had gastritis. , . . 

Thursday, October 7, 1915. N.Z. and A. H.Q. 
This morning we went up with Ahmed Ali, and lay 
waiting for the Turkish deserters until after six. 
One Turkish rifle shot, a thicker sound than ours, 
was fired at Kidd's Post, but no Turks came. Ahmed 
Ali was distressed. The dawn was fine; clouds of 
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The Turkish deserters and prisoners were put 
through a number of inquisitions. There was first 
of all the local officer, who had captured the Turk 
and was creditably anxious to anticipate the dis- 
coveries of the Intelligence. Then there was G.H.Q., 
intensely jealous of its privileges, and then Divi- 
sional H.Q., waiting rather sourly for the final 
examination of the exhausted Turks. 

The Turkish private soldiers, being Moslems, 
were inspired rather with the theocratic ideals of 
comradeship than by the esprit de corps of nation- 
ality, and spoke freely. They were always well 
treated, and this probably loosened their tongues, 
but Ahmed Ali was more voluble than the majority 
of his comrades, and I append information which 
he supphed as an illustration of our examinations 
and their results. The two sides of Turkish character 
were very difficult to reconcile. On the one hand, 
we were faced in the trenches by the stubborn and 
courageous Anatolian peasant, who fought to the 
last gasp ; on the other hand, in our dugouts we had 
a friendly prisoner, who would overwhelm us with 
information. " The fact is you are just a bit above 
our trenches. If only you can get your fire rather 
lower, you will be right into them, and here exactly 
is the dugout of our Captain, Riza Kiazim Bey, 
a poor, good man. You miss him all the time. 
If you will take the line of that pine-tree, you will 
get him." 

Diary. Saturday, October 9, 1915. A. and N.Z. 
H.Q. Ahmed Ali proposed coming to England 
with me when I went there. . . . Last night we 
had bad weather; a sort of whirlwind came down. 
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and poured in a cascade of water, soaking every- 
thing. Iron sheeting was flying about hke razors ; 
it was not possible to light candles. Finally, Ryrie 
came and lent me a torch, and I slept, wet but 
comfortable, under my cloak. Our people and 
the Turks both got excited, and heavy rifle fire 
broke out, as loud as the storm. An angry dawn, 
very windy and rifles crackling. 

At this point the diary ends, for the writer was 
evacuated on the hospital ship, and did not return 
to Active Service for several months. Of all those 
who had sailed from Egypt with General Godley 
on April 12th, the General himself remained the 
only man who saw the campaign through from 
the first to the last day, with the rare exception 
of a few days of sickness. 



KUT 

1916 



KUT, 1916 

AFTER some months of convalescence, I was 
passed fit for Active Service. Admiral Wemyss, 
Commander-in-Chief of the East Indian Fleet, had 
done me the honour to ask me to serve under him, 
when I was weU again, as his liaison and Intelligence 
officer. I accepted very gladly, for I knew how 
devoted to him were aU those who served Admiral 
Wemyss. The unappreciative War Office showed 
no reluctance in dispensing with my services, but 
my orders got lost, and it was only late in February 
when I left. When my weak qualifications in the 
way of languages were put before the Depart- 
ment concerned, the brief comment was : " This 
must be an immoral man to know so many 
languages." 

About this time the question was perpetually 
debated as to whether war should be made mainly 
on the one great front or en petits paquets; that is, 
practically all over the globe. " Hit your enemy 
where he is weakest," said some, while others 
were violently in favour of striking where hei was 
strongest. 

When I left England, she was in a curious state 
of official indecision. It would then have been, 
obviously, greatly to our advantage had we been 
able to get the Turks out of the war, for the collapse 
of Bulgaria would almost certainly have followed. 

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On the other hand, Russia had been promised 
Constantinople and the Church of Santa Sophia, 
and while these promises held it was idle to think 
that the Grand Turk would compromise or resign 
his position as head of Islam. So the dread in the 
minds of Englishmen of friction with Russia was 
uncensciously adding square leagues to the British 
Empire, by forcing us reluctantly to attack an 
unwilling foe. In the end, we chose both Scylla 
and Charybdis, for the Turks remained in the war, 
Russia went out. Yet we survived, victoriously. 
Allah is greatest. 

The story of this campaign is the most difficult 
to tell. The writer was in a humble position, 
but in a position of trust, and can only record what 
he saw and the things with which all men's ears 
were too familiar in Mesopotamia. 

Diary. Monday, February 28, 1916. S.8. 
" Mooltan." Off Marseilles. The Germans are by 
way of not torpedoing our boats until Wednesday, 
but to-day is St. Leander's Day, not a good day, 
on the sea, at this time of year. They have tor- 
pedoed four boats these last days near Marseilles. 
We are off the coast of Corsica, duU and unattrac- 
tive. . . . John Baird is here. . . . 

Wednesday, March 1, 1916. SS. " Mooltan." Yes- 
terday J. B., Captain Cummings and I went ashore 
at Malta. We heard of the torpedoing of the 
Maloja ofiE Dover. I saw Admiral Limpus, an old 
friend ; then dined with Admiral de Robeck. I 
saw R. K. He still wants to go up the Dardanelles. 
This seems to me to be a war of ants and attrition, 
and no one ought to think of the glory of the Army 
or the Navy before winning the war. I do not 



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think he cares if he is at the bottom of the sea, as 
long as the country and the Navy is covered with 
imperishable splendour. He talked about the bliz- 
zard as if it had been a zephyr. You can't beat 
that sort. A lot of old Admirals rolled up. They 
had rejoined long past the age as Commanders of 
Sweepers, or in any and every kind of capacity. 
The spirit of their Elizabethan ancestors was not 
more tough or fine than theirs. . . . Left J. B. and 
Jack Marriott. 

Monday, March 6, 1916. Ismailia. We landed 
without incident from the Mooltan. The last day, 
at limcheon, there were two tremendously loud bangs, 
the lids of hatches falling ; they sounded exactly 
Uke cannon shot. Nobody moved at lunch, which 
I thought was good. Am staying with 0' Sullivan. 
He has been eighteen years in Central Africa. 
To-night I went to the Club and found Kettle, 
ahve, whom I thought dead — very glad to find it 
wasn't true — and lots of Anzacs. Then went for a 
walk with the Admiral ; I understand why men like 
serving him. Afterwards tea with General Birdwood 
and a yarn about the Peninsula. AU the men from 
Anzac talk of it with something like reverence. 
I dined with General Godley. I have been doing 
work between the Navy and the Army ; found them 
very stifE. Yesterday they said : " What can 
you want to know ? " Also, in my humble opinion, 
what they are doing is wrong. 

Friday, March 10, 1916, Cairo. Back again at 
Zamalek. They have sown a proper, green, English 
\ai,vm. instead of the clover which we put in for 
economy. Saw C. in the evening. Agreed that 
for the time being our Arab policy was finished. 
... If the Russians go dhead and threaten Con- 



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stantinople, the French agreement may stand. If, 
on the other hand, they cannot get beyond Tre- 
bizond, then Arabia will probably be a Confedera- 
tion, perhaps nominally under the Turks. The 
Powers would probably look favourably at this, 
as it would be a return to the bad old principle. 
It would constitute one more extension of the 
life of the Turk, outside Turkey, made miserable 
to him and his subjects, during which all his legatees 
would intrigue to improve their own position. 
They would go on fermenting discontent amongst 
the subjects of the Turk, and when it did not exist 
they would create it. It is the old cjmicism that this 
war has done nothing to get rid of. On the other 
hand, if annexation follows there will be two results : 
(1) The population in the annexed French and 
Russian spheres will be rigorously conscripted. I 
think we ought to do our best to prevent the Arabs 
being the subjects and victims of High Explosive 
Powers. They themselves don't realize what it means, 
and simply look forward to the boredom of having 
to beat their swords into ploughshares and take 
up the dullness of civUization. The second result 
is that we shall have vast, conterminous frontiers 
with France and Russia, and that we shall be com- 
pelled to become a huge military power and adopt 
the Prussianism that we are fighting. There ought 
to be a self-denying ordinance about annexation. 
We should none of us annex. 

Wednesday, March 8, 1916. Cairo. I arranged for 
Storrs to come down the Red Sea with the Com- 
mander-in-Chief. In the evening I saw the Sultan 
at the Palace. He prophecied that the Russians 
would be in Trebizond in eight days, and that we 
should be in Solloum in the same time ; he put 



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our arrival at Bagdad at the end of May. The 
shows were melting, he said, and the waters of the 
Tigris and Euphrates rising; the Turks might be 
cut off, and might have to surrender. ... He said 
we did not understand the Moslems or what was 
their fraternity. In his hall he had two signs, 
" God and His Prophet," and the other, " I live 
by God's will ! " Any Moslem who entered saw 
these, and knew him for his brother. He would 
rather have been a farmer, dressed as a farmer, 
and, he added, rather quaintly, sitting in his 
automobile, amongst his fields, than in his Palace 
with interviews before him all day long. 

He had accepted the Throne when it had been 
offered to him after consideration, because the good 
of Egypt was bound up in our success, and as 
Sultan he could help us. He regretted he had 
not been allowed to help more. He was loyal, 
but neither we, nor any man, could buy his honour. 
We could throw him over at any moment. So 
be it ; he knew what his honour and indivi- 
dual dignity demanded. General Maxwell, he said, 
understood the Moslems. Even the Duke of Gon- 
naught could hardly have done better in Egypt. 
He, the Sultan, had deplored Gallipoli, both before 
and after. We English were bons enfants, but 
did not understand the East. He gave many 
messages to his friends, especially General Bird- 
wood. 

Thursday, March 9, 1916. Cairo. Saw Jaafar 
Pasha, a prisoner. He was wounded by a sword- 
thrust in the arm. They had had a good old- 
fashioned melfe. He was just off shopping, taking 
his captivity with great philosophy. It was beauti- 
ful weather. The Bougainvillea was purple and 

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scarlet all over the house. It looked as fairylike 
as a Japanese dwelling. 

Friday, March 10, 1916. Cairo. The Admiral 
came up on Thursday night. I lunched with 
General Maxwell. Bron came. He said his leg 
troubled him flying, but he loved it. I saw his 
Colonel, who told me that he was worried, as if 
he fell in the desert he was done, as he could 
not walk great distances like the others, with his 
wooden leg. 

I have got a " Who's Who," for Arabia, but I 
want a " Where's Where." 

Saturday, March 11, 1916. Ismailia. The Aus- 
tralians have been having high old times in 
Cairo. We have to pay for their extraordinarily 
fine fighting qualities, but it's a pity that they 
can't be more quiet. . . . They admire General 
Birdwood, who's got a difficult job. We owed a 
lot to their initiative at Anzac, when all their 
officers were killed. Salutes, after all, matter less 
than fighting. In peace they resent General 
Godley's discipline, and that's natural, but it's 
inevitable, and they know it, when it comes to 
fighting. Charlie Bentinck came down with us, 
going home; I hope he gets there aU right. 

Tuesday, March 14, 1916. Ismailia. Maxwell 
is now definitely recalled. . . . It's a pity to take 
away the man whose name is everything in Egypt. 
On Saturday I dined with the Admiral and Potts 
of the Khedive's yacht. Like Jimmy Watson, he 
was very fond of his ex-Chief. Sunday I lunched 
with the Admiral and General Murray, and saw my 
old friend Tyrrell. Yesterday the Admiral left with 
Philip Neville for SoUoum. I should have liked 
to have been in that show. 



EGYPT AGAIN 195 

Here are criticisms and indescretions, which are 
better left lying at the bottom of a drawer, . . . 

All are very sad about Desmond Fitzgerald's 
death. There was no one quite like him. He 
would have played a great part. He was extra- 
ordinarily fine, too fine to be a type, though he 
was a type, but not of these times. I shall never 
forget him during the Retreat, always calm and 
always cheerful. Bron came, and we had a long 
talk. 

Wednesday, March 15, 1916. Cairo. This morn- 
ing I saw Jaafar Pasha for a minute. He is 
becoming less and less a prisoner. Was off to shop, 
and said that he heard that Cairo was a nice town. 
He was unmoved by the war. I said to M, that the 
war ought to prevent one's pulses ever fluttering 
again. M. said to me : " Yes, unless it makes 
them flutter for ever." 

Here there followed naval, strategical, political 
and commercial considerations which are irrelevant 
to this published diary. 

Diary. March 15, 1916. Went to the citadel 
to see the old Sheikh, It was a lovely day of heat, 
fresh winds, clear air and flowers everywhere. 

Wednesday, March 22, 1916. Ismailia. I have 
neglected my diary. Yesterday I went and said 
good-bye to General Birdwood, General Godley, 
he and everybody went to see Maxwell off. It 
was a very remarkable demonstration ; all were 
there — ^red hats and tarbouches, blue gowns and 
the khaki of the private soldier. We were all 
downhearted at his going. 

To-day I rode with Temperley through the groves 



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of Ismailia, out by the lagoon. The desert was 
in splendid form. The Australians were bathing 
everywhere and French sailors were paddling. I 
lunched with General Russell. ... I dined with 
General Godley. All the talk was of Mesopotamia. 
Some one said at dinner that no securely beleaguered 
force had ever cut its way out. I could only think 
of Xenophon, who. General Gwyime said, quite 
truly, was not beleaguered, and also of Plevna, 
that didn't get out. 

Sunday, March 26, 1916. Cairo. This morning 
we leave for Mesopotamia, by the Viceroy^s train. 
He arrived yesterday, having been shot at by a 
torpedo on the way. The soldiers are becoming 
discontented. Their pay is four months due, and 
when they get it they are paid in threepenny bits 
for which they only receive twopence in exchange. 
Hence their irritation. Tommy Howard's brigade has 
nearly all got commissions. There are now forty- 
seven oflficers and only enough soldiers left for their 
servants. Saw Uncle Bob G., who reminded me 
of Sayid Talib, the Lion of Mesopotamia and the 
terror of the Turks, with whom on one occasion I 
travelled from Constantinople. Sayid Talib once 
wanted to get rid of a very good Vali of Basrah. 
He went round to all the keepers of hashish dens 
and infamous houses and got them to draw up 
a petition : " We, the undersigned, hear with 
anguish that our beloved Vali is to be removed by 
the Merciful Government. He is a good man, has 
been just to all, and most just to us, who now implore 
the mercy of the Sublime Porte." Constantinople 
was in a virtuous mood. The experts of Basrah 
were summoned. They expressed their horror at 
the support which the Vali was receiving from all 



THE RED SEA 197 

the worst elements in the town. The Vali was 
removed. Sayid Talib scored. He was on our 
side, and remained in Basrah, but we made him a 
prisoner and sent him to India, I believe. 

Monday, March 27, 1916. H.M.S. "Euryalus." 
Gulf of Suez. Yesterday, Sunday, the Prince of 
Wales, the Viceroy, General Birdwood and the 
High Commissioner travelled down to Ismailia. 
Storrs and I were also of the company. General 
Godley was at the station to meet the Prince, and 
a lot of others. 

Tuesday, March 2S, 1916. H.M.S. " Euryalus." I 
wonder what situation we shall find in Mesopotamia. 
Willcocks in Cairo said that the Arabs were feeding 
Townshend's people. " In the old days," he said, 
" Elijah was fed by the ravens — ^that is, ' orab,' 
which means Arabs as well as ravens." That was 
how he explained that miracle. 

It's getting very hot. I am working at Hindu- 
stani. The Stafi here are all first class. It's luck 
to find Colonel de Sausmarez, who was on the 
Bacchante, now promoted. 

Thursday, March 30, 1916. H.M.S. "Euryahis." 
Took a bad fall down the ladder. Storrs sleeps 
in a casemate. The only ventilation is through a 
gun whose breech has now been closed. Have 
been writing precis and political notes. We are 
bound to make mistakes in dealing with the Arabs, 
but they need not matter if they are passive mis- 
takes ; they can be corrected. If they are active, 
they are much harder to remedy. . . . Our people 
divide the world into two categories. The Ulster- 
men, the Serbs and the Portuguese are good, loyal 
people, because they are supposed to put our in- 
terests first, whereas the Bulgars, the Arabs, etc.. 



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are beastly traitors because sometimes a thought of 
self-interest crosses their minds. 

It's raining hard this morning and it's cooler. 
Hope to get into the trenches at Aden, but doubt 
there being time. Am learning Hindustani. A 
number of the same words mean different things. 
Kal means yesterday or to-morrow, i.e. one day 
distant ; but on the other hand parson means the 
day after to-morrow or the day before yesterday. 
This must occasionally make muddles about 
appointments. 

Friday, March 31, 1916. Aden. Got up early 
this morning and went over to the Northbrook. 
The Turks at Lahej are being bombarded. The 
Admiral's going part of the way to see it. Six 
seaplanes ofE. A heavy, hot, grey day. The Turks 
are fighting well. There is no Ul-will here. They 
say the Turk is a member of the club, but has not 
been in it lately. We are feeding the Turks and 
they feed us. Caravans come and go as usual. 
There are great difficulties in the way of blockade. 
We can't hit our enemies without also hitting our 
friends, and yet if we do nothing our prestige suffers. 

A conference this morning. Fifty years ago 
Colonel Pelly said that the Turks were like the 
Thirty-nine Articles ; every one accepts them, but 
nobody remembers them or what they are. India 
seems extremely apathetic about Aden. We left 
early this morning. Last night I saw Colonel 
Jacob, who has been twelve years at Aden and in 
the hinterland. In the evening I went with the 
Brigadier to the Turkish prisoners. They said they 
had surrendered because life was impossible in the 
Yemen. They had been six to seven years without 
pay, had had bad food and perpetual fighting. 



ADEN 199 

Then they had been put on a ship to go back to 
their families, then taken o£E again and sent to 
fight us. Human nature could not stand it, they 
said. They liked their Commander, Said Pasha, 
who was good to the soldiers, but they complained 
of their non-commissioned officers. . . . 

We seem to be perpetually changing our officers 
here. This CO. is the fifth in a short time. Jacob 
is the only man who talks Arabic, and there is not 
a soul who talks Turkish. Wrote to Egypt to get 
an interpreter., 

Sunday, April 2, 1916. H.M.S. " Euryalus." We 
are steaming through a grey-black gloom, like an 
English autumn afternoon, only the thermometer 
is 92 and there are no rooks cawing. There are 
lowering skies everywhere. Talked about Arabia 
yesterday with the Admiral. 

Have been re-reading Whigan's Persia and other 
Gulf books. Wish that I had George Lloyd's 
memoranda. The present position is unsatisfactory. 
We h^ve policed and lighted and pacified this 
Gulf for a hundred years, and we are entitled to a 
more definite status. We ought to have Bunder 
Abbas. Otherwise, if the Russians come down 
the Gulf to Bunder Abbas, they hold the neck of 
the bottle of the Persian Gulf and we shall be 
corked in our own bottle ; they would be on the 
flank of India ; they would be fed by a railway, 
while our large naval station would be cooking 
away in Elphinstone's Inlet (which is only another 
name for a slow process of frying), where we should 
have battle casualties in peace-time from the heat. 
Elphmstone's Inlet to Bushire is a poor Wei-hai-wei 
to a first-rate Port Arthur. Then, if the Russians 
come down, any defensive measures which we may 



200 MONS, ANZAC, AND KUT 

be forced into taking will appear aggressive when 
the Russians are on the spot. They would not 
appear aggressive now. We have a prescriptive 
right to Bunder Abbas, which we ought to strengthen. 
It doesn't involve territorial annexations. 

Monday, April 3, 1916. H.M.S."Euryahis." Last 
night I had a long and rather acrimonious argument 

with and on the question of Arab policy. 

They said : " You must punish the Arabs if they 
don't come in on our side." I said : " You have 
no means of punishing them. All you can do is 
to antagonize them." 

There is news of a Zeppelin raid on London. 
Everybody is anxious. 

Tuesday, April 4, 1916. H.M.S. " Muryalus." 
Muskat Last night I had my fourth Hindustani 
lesson, a very easy one. Jack Marriott is extra- 
ordinarily quick at languages. My teacher said 
that his affianced wife is fourteen and that he kept 
her in a cage at Bushire. Talked with the Admiral 
and Captain Burmester. . . . 

To-day is a wild day, Arabia crouching, yellow 
like a lion, in a sand-storm, and spray and sand 
flying in layers on the ship. All the land is lurid 
and the sea foaming and the sky black. If only 
there had been some sharks at sea and lions on 
shore, it would have been a perfect picture. This 
afternoon it cleared and became beautiful. We 
passed a desolate coast with no sign of life, where 
it looked as if a man would fry in half an hour 
in summer. A few dhows on the sea were all we 
saw. My last journey here came back vividly 
and the time at Bahrein after we were wrecked 
in the Africa. 

Wireless came into Basrah to say the spring 



MUSKAT 201 

offensive was beginning. We put into Muskat. I 
found that the Resident, Colonel Ducat, was a 
neighbour. There has been a row at Chahbar, 
and the Philomel, which we expected to find here, 
has left, telegraphed for this morning. The news 
here is that the tribes intend to attack Muskat, 
but it's not believed. We went ashore this evening, 
and a Beluchi boy took the Admiral and all of us 
round. The people who had not been to the East 
before were enchanted by the quiet, the scent of 
musk, and the evening behind the Sultan's Palace. 
Last time I was here was on Christmas Day, with 
Leland Buxton. I was very sick, carrying a huge 
bag of Maria Teresa dollars. The Portuguese forts 
and the names of the ships that come here, painted 
in huge white letters on the cliffs, are the remarkable 
things about the place. There is a sort of a silent 
roU-call of the ships. The men like writiag their 
names up in white letters. Matrah is round the 
comer, and looks bigger than Muskat. You have got 
to get to it by boat. Muskat itself is completely cut 
off. I saw a straight-looking Arab from Asir who 
had been with the Turks and had information, 
and asked the Agent to send him on to Aden. 

Wednesday, April 5, 1916. Muskat. Came 
ashore early this morning. Then came the Admiral 
and his Staff, and we went to the Sultan's house. 
He had about thirty followers. We drank sherbet 
like scented lip-salve, and the sailors didn't like it. 
The Admiral and the Sultan talked. Later the 
Sultan came here with seven A.D.C.'s and a nephew 
who talked very good English which he had learned 
at Harrow. The Sultan has got a lot of rather 
nice-looking little horses and a monstrous goat 
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gets 5 per cent, of the customs of this place. Jack 
Marriott went to see a prisoner in the Portuguese 
fort. He was Sheikh of a village in which a murder 
had been committed. They had faUed to catch 
the murderer, and so the Sheikh had to suffer im- 
prisonment himself. Not a bad plan, reaUy. It's 
the old Anglo-Saxon idea. That sort of thing 
discourages men from pushing for power and makes 
them very energetic, for their own sakes, when 
they have power. Everything seems quiet in the 
hinterland. The people here are Bunyas, who cheat 
the Sultan, slim aristocratic Arabs, and goriUa-Uke 
negroes. They are mostly armed to the teeth. 
Sheets of rain fell this afternoon. 

Thursday, April 6, 1916, Persian Gulf. We left 
early this morning. Some very fine king-fish were 
brought aboard, about 4 feet long. Great heat. 
We had an excellent telegram about Gorringe's 
offensive in Mesopotamia ; the Turks driven back. 
The Admiral in great spirits. I am tremendously 
glad, because I have always felt that we were 
coming to a tragedy. I remember the telegram read 
out to us at Anzac and the cheers — " The Turks 
are beaten! The way lies open to Bagdad!" — and 
our enthusiasm and the disappointment after it, 
and I did not think this would succeed. Hanna, 
on the left bank of the Tigris, is reported taken. 
That ought to open Sinn on the right bank. 

Friday, April 7, 1916. Persian Oulf. . . . To- 
day we were told by wireless telegram that we had 
a slave of the Sultan's on board. Quite true; so 
we have. . . . He said he had been with the 
Sultan eight years and that if he were sent back 
he feared for his throat. He drew his finger across 
it very tenderly, and everybody roared with laughter. 



PERSIAN GULF 203 

I do not see that the Sultan has a leg to stand 
on. If the man went to him eight years ago, 
he went either of his own free will, in which case 
he can leave, or he was sold, and we do not 
recognize anything except bondage, no traffic in 
slavery. 

The PhilomeVs prisoners have been transferred 
to us. One of them looks like an old nobleman. 
His name is Shah Dulla. He held up Chahbar 
for 4,000 rupees, like other old noblemen, and 
was captured with seven bearded patriarchs by 
the Philomel four days ago. They are dignified 
people. 

Friday, April 8, 1916. H.M.S. " Euryalus." 
Bushire. A very cold morning with a clear sky. 
It's a nuisance having lost all my coats. Here I 
leave Edward. I hope he will be all right. He is 
to foUow by the first opportunity with the other 
servants and my kit. McKay, who is a jolly 
fellow, will look after him. The news this morning 
is that we have again improved our position and have 
taken the second Turkish line. The Russians are 
advancing. There was a fight here a couple of 
nights ago. Our Agent, his brother and four sepoys 
were killed last night at Lingah. 

Sunday, April 9, 1916. H.M.S. " Imogene." 
Shat-el-Arab. Yesterday Commodore Wake came 
aboard. ... He said that an officer had put land 
mines down, and that some time after this officer 
had been recalled. People in Bushire naturally 
wanted him either to remove or to mark his land 
mines, but he said that they were all right, as they 
were only exploded by electricity. The following 
night, however, there were loud explosions when 
dogs gambolled over these mines, so people still 



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walk like Agag, and walking is not a popular form 
of exercise round Bushire. To-day we are in a 
brown waste of waters that I remember well, a 
dismal hinterland to a future Egypt. We passed 
a hospital ship early this morning, in these 
yellow shallow waters. It reminded me of the 
Dardanelles, but there it was much better, for 
there the sea and sky were beautiful and the 
climate, by comparison, excellent. 

Ages ago, in Egypt, Machel used to talk of ghosts. 
This ship conjures them up aU right — ^trips with 
Sir Nicholas and the children to the island and 
many Other people, some of them still in Constan- 
tinople. Sir Nicholas would have been surprised 
if he could have seen the name of his yacht written 
on the rocks at Muskat, and, as the Admiral said, 
he would not have liked any one else in command 
of his yacht, here or in any other waters. Town- 
shend has telegraphed some time ago to say he 
could only hold out until April 1st. Here we are 
at the 9th. 

Sunday, April 10, 1916. H.M.S. " Imogene." 
Kurna. Yesterday we arrived at Basra. It looked 
very beautiful and green, but we only had a short 
time. Everything seemed in a state of great con- 
fusion. Two Generals came aboard. They said 
we had taken two out of three lines of the trenches 
that we had got to take in the first attack. Then 
our men had been checked. We ought to have 
taken the third line last night. The Siim position 
still remains to be taken. If we had been successful 
last night (and we ought to have heard this morning), 
we have got a chance of relieving Townshend. If 
not, I am afraid there is not much chance. . . . 
The doctors are being pretty hotly criticized, also 



BASKA 205 

the Royal Indian Marine, though how they can 
be expected to know this river I can't see. Appar- 
ently they asked for iron barges from India and 
were given wooden barges that the banks and the 
current continually break. They asked here for 
one type of river-craft from home, and were told 
they must have another. Lynch out here says 
that Lynch in London has never been consulted, 
though they deny this at home. The troops have 
only two days' supplies. The soldiers in Basra 
were cheerful ; the wounded also, for the JSrst time, 
were cheerful, "because they thought it had been 
worth it and that we are going to succeed. . . . 

There is a great storm getting up. The river's 
a vast rolling flood of yellow water, palm-trees 
beyond and again beyond that, marshes and glimpses 
of a skeleton land, with marsh Arabs always in 
the background, like ghouls, swarming on every 
battlefield, killing and robbing the wounded on 
both sides. The Turks, they say utNBasra, had 
said : " Let us both have a truce and go for the 
Arabs and then we can turn to and fight again." 
Nureddin, the Turkish Commander-in-Chief, is sup- 
posed to have been at Harrow with Townshend. 
I should think that it was really a pension at 
Lausanne. I saw P. Z. Cox yesterday. He and 
Lady Cox were very good to me years ago in the 
Gulf. . . . The Russians have not yet met any 
considerable Turkish force. If we do not relieve 
Townshend, and have to fall back, we ^ shall be 
attacked by all the Arabs, who are well armed. 
They say a Royal Commission is being sent to 
India because at home they ariticipate a failure 
here and want a scapegoat, which they have already 
provided in Nixon. 



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I dined with Gertrude Bell, Millborrow, whom 
I had last seen at Bahrein, and Wilson, whom I 
had known before. We transferred here at Kuma 
from the Imogene on to a tiny Admiralty gun- 
boat, as usual leaving aU our kit. Dick Bevan 
says that he has a vision of perpetual landings 
and expeditions until we arrive in China, with 
always the same troubles, too few mules, too many 
A.P.M.'s, etc. This is a war threshold to conjure 
up dreams and visions. It would be hard to find 
one more tragic. It's a curious fate that sends 
us a second time, unprepared, to one of the richest 
countries in the world that, like Egypt, has combined 
fertility and desert, with a stream controlling its 
future. 

Tuesday, April 11, 1916. H.M.S. " Snakefly." 
Monday night we got off the Imogene on to the 
Snakefly, one of the twelve Admiralty gunboats 
built for this expedition. The Admiralty don't 
seem able to stop building them, now they've 
started. They were sent out here in pieces, then 
put together. One has been taken by the Turks. ^ 
The Snakefly draws 2 feet 9 inches only. Webster 
is her captain. We slept on deck aU right. We 
saw practically no trafl&c at first on the river, and 
could not understand why we did not pass boats 
coming back empty for supphes. We passed many 
Indian troops, mainly on the left bank of the river ; 
also isolated stations with telegraph-masters as chiefs. 
These men go out two or four miles into the desert 
with only a couple of rifles. These small posts 
contain the maximum of boredom and anxiety, 
because there is nothing to do, and if any force of 
Arabs came along they would be done in. An 
' Taken back after. 



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enterprising Indian sentry fired at us in the night. 
We passed dour, scowling Arabs in villages and 
groups on the bank with flocks and herds, buffaloes 
and goats, men more savage than the Philistines, 
but armed with rifles. An almost endless column 
of our cavalry wound its way through marsh and 
desert, over the green grass, and here and there 
fires sent up their smoke where meals were cooked. 
It struck me as more curious than the Australians 
round the Pyramids. At 6 p.m. we reached Ali 
Gharbi. I talked to an officer of the — th Punjabis. 
They were aU very depressed at the failure of Aylmer's 
attack on the 8th March. . . . Townshend was the 
man they swore by. The 4th Devons, where John 
Kennaway is, are said to be at the front. There 
are flies that bite like bulldogs everywhere. Each 
night we have had lightning over towards Kut like 
a sort of malignant and fantastic Star of Bethlehem 
to light us on. 

Wednesday, April 12, 1916. H.M.S. " Snakefly." 
Last night the weather broke. The Admiral's 
got a cabin about 6 feet long by 2^ across. He 
put his head out of the window and said : " Would 
any of you fellows like to come in ? " It was a 
beastly night. Our clothes are the thinnest tropical 
khaki, and they tear like a woman's veil. There 
was no shelter. I got into a conning-tower, like 
a telescope, but finally walked about. There 
seemed to be people's faces everywhere on deck, 
though there was a lot of water. I kept my 
dictionary dry. Now it's fine and bright. At 
seven this morning, when I had gone below, a Boy 
Scout of eighteen, one of the crew, went overboard. 
He was rescued almost at once, and swam lightly 
and gallantly. He was lucky. To-day is the 12th, 



208 MONS, ANZAC, A.ND KUT 

my lucky day, but I have only got one extra shirt 
and one blanket, and a Turkish dictionary for a 
pillow. . . . 

Everything seems greater and greater chaos. . . . 
We started this campaign against one of the great 
military Powers of the world with two brigades of 
Indians, who ought not to have been used at all, 
if it could have been avoided, on this ground, 
which to them is holy. We started with the wrong 
type of boat, and also Indian Generals who looked 
on the expedition as a frontier campaign. ... If 
we fail to relieve Townshend, I suppose the best 
thing to do would be to cut our losses and retire 
to Kurna and hold that line, but if we do that the 
Turks can fortify the river and make it impregnable. 
We rau on to the bank last night, and stayed there. 
We spent an uncomfortable wet night, but got off 
all right this morning. Thisre was an encampment 
close by. We couldn't make out if they were 
friends or enemies ; the Admiral didn't bother. 
We all want a clean pair of socks and fewer 
mosquitoes. 

Thursday, April 13, 1916. Near Sanayat. It 
was at noon yesterday that we arrived at Ah 
Gharbi. The Admiral saw General Lake. We are 
cruelly handicapped by lacking transport and not 
being able to get it. In the afternoon I ci-ossed 
the river and saw General GUman at Felahiya. I 
was very glad to see him again. He had been on 
our left with the 13th Division at Anafarta. One 
of the best men I have met. We had a long talk. 
. . . Then I came back with Dick Bevan. What's 
happened is this : we got in such a state about 
Townshend being able to hold out till the end of 
January that we rushed up troops and attacked 



H.M.S. 8NAEEFLY 209 

without the possibility of making preparation for 
the wounded, ambulances, etc., and we failed. 
. . . Townshend has got 5,000 Arabs with him, 
and the bouches inutiles have told enormously, 
but T. has apparently promised these people his 
protection and nothing will make him send tTiem 
away, and he's right. The strain on the men with 
him has been very great indeed ; some of the older 
men are very sick. No one thinks that he's got 
a dog's chance of getting out. The — th were badly 
cut up at Anafarta, but they kept their keenness, 
and at the beginning of this show their officers 
could not keep them back, on the 8th of March. The 
fight on the 9th of April was very bad luck. AU 
the men were very cold and tired. A hot cup of 
cofEee might have made the whole difference. . . . 
We shall have to face a lot of trouble with the Arabs 
and look out for Nasryah, which could be cut ofE 
by marsh Arabs from Basra way and turned into 
another Kut. Most people think that the line that 
we ought to defend is Nasryah — ^Amara — ^Ahwaz. 
The Admiral's going to Nasryah. I suggested his 
taking General Gilhnan, and he is off too. Every one 
is raging against the economy of India, especially 
a man called Meyer, the Treasury member for the 
Council of India. He is said to have refused to 
give any help. In this flat land they need observa- 
tion balloons ; none forthcoming. They asked for 
transport from May to Christmas, and then got one 
launch. . . . 

I saw the Admiral in the evening. He was 
cheered after talking to General Gorringe. We 
walked by the river. We met some of the Black 
Watch — clean, smart men. There was a great 
bridge of boats, without rails, swaying and tossing 

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210 MONS, ANZAC, AND KUT 

in the hurricane and covered with driven foam 
from the raging yellow water. Across this there 
lurched Madrassis, Sudanese, terrified cavalry horses, 
mules that seemed to think that there was only 
water on one side, and that they would be on dry 
land if they jumped off on the other. We are 
out of range, but shelling is going on and one can 
fix points in the landscape by -bursts. The eternal 
flatness is depressing. This morning I saw Leach- 
man, the political officer. He has had a lot of 
adventures in Arabia — a very good fellow, whom 
everybody likes, which is rare. . . . He was 
against our going farther back than Sheikh Saad, 
both from the point of view of strategy and also 
because it would be playing a low game on our 
own friendlies. The Arabs on the bank between 
Sheikh Saad and Ali Gharbi are, apparently, past 
praying for. 

This afternoon I went out with the Admiral. . . . 
Townshend has been telegraphing to-day. His men 
are dying of starvation. The whole situation is 
pitiful. Here the troops have been on half rations 
for some time. Our boats are many, but insufficient. 
They are of every kind, from an Irawaddy steamer 
to the steamers of the Gordon Relief Expedition 
and L.C.C. boats. We met some of the 6th Devons, 
and I asked them if the way the Admiral was going 
was safe. They said : " We be strangers here zur," 
as if they were Exeter men in Taunton. . . . 
The rain is making the relief practically impossible. 
Last night there was heavy firing and we ad- 
vanced 2,000 yards, but the main positions are 
still untaken. To-night I met Percy Herbert, 
very useful, as my tropical khaki is coming to 
pieces. 



H.M.S. STO^EFLY 211 

Friday, April 14, 1916. H.M.S. " Stonefly." . . . 
A furious wind got up and drove mountains of yellow 
water before it, against the stream. The skies 
were black. Captain Nunn, the Senior Naval 
Officer, wanted to go to Sheikh Saad. I wanted 
to go to H.Q. to see Colonel Beach, Chief of the 
Intelligence, who has written to me to come. We 
got off with difficulty into the stream. It was like 
a monstrous snake, heaving and coiling. We only 
drew 3 feet and we were very top-heavy with 
iron, and I thought we were bound to turn over. 
I said so to Singleton, the captain, who said : " I 
quite agree. It serves them d — --d well right if we 
do, for sending us out in this weather." This 
thought pleased him, though it did not satisfy 
me. Nunn said it was the worst weather he had 
seen in the year. I got off at Wadi thankfully, 
and went to see Beach, but it was not all over yet. 
He wanted to go and see how the bridge of boats 
was standing the strain. The end of the bridge 
of boats had been removed to let the steamers 
through, though there were none passing. It was 
twisting like an eel trying to get free, and going up 
and down like a moving staircase in agony. There 
was foam and gloom and strain and fury and the 
screaming of the timber, but the bridge held. The 
engineers were calmly smoking their pipes at the 
end, wondering in a detached way if it would hold. 
I prefer fighting any day to this sort of thing. Then 
I went walking with Beach. He asked me to be 
ready in case Townshend wanted me. I dined with 
General Lake, General Money, Williams and Dent; 
capital fellows. Had an interesting time after 
dinner. The future is doijbtful. If we have to 
retire, we shall have a double loss of prestige, Kut 



212 MONS, ANZAC, AND KUT 

gone and our own retreat. When we want to 
advance later, we shall find all our present positions 
fortified against us. A retreat will also involve 
the abandonment of our friendlies. This campaign 
has taught me why we have been called perfide 
Albion. It's very simple. We embark upon a 
campaign without any forethought at all. Then, 
naturally we get into extreme difficulties. After 
that, we talk to the natives, telling them quite 
truthfully that we have got magnificent principles 
of truth, justice, tolerance, etc., that where the 
British Raj id all creeds are free. They like these 
principles so much that they forget to count our 
guns. Then, principles or no principles, we have 
got to retreat before a vastly superior force, and the 
people who have come in with us get strafed. 
Then they all say "perfide Albion," though it's 
really nobody's fault — sometimes not even the 
fault of the Gavernment. 

I slept on the Malamir, on deck. It was very 
wet in the night, but I kept fairly dry. 

Saturday, April 15, 1916. " Malamir" I went 
and saw the Turkish prisoners in one of the most 
desolate camps on earth ; some Albanians amongst 
them. They said there were munition factories 
in Bagdad, that 4,000 Turks had gone to 
Persia — ^they did not know if it was to the oil-field 
at Basra or against the Russians. It's Basra and 
the oil-field that are important to us. 

Lunched aboard the Malamir. General Lake 
was very kind. I went ofif on an Irawaddy steamer, 
a " p " boat. The Captain told appalling stories 
of the wounded on board after Ctesiphon. It 
took them seventeen days to Amara, which sounds 
incredible. They had to turn back three times at 



THE TIGKIS 213 

Wadi and return to Kut, because they were heavily 
attacked at Wadi by Kurds. General Nixon had 
to turn back too. The transport was so over- 
crowded that men were pushed overboard. I met 
an Indian political officer on board . . . (and again). 
. . . He said one thing to me that was not indis- 
creet. Once at Abazai he had seen a Pathan 
wrestling. Before he wrestled he held up his 
hands, and cried an invocation : " Dynamis " 
(Might). He thought it must have come from the 
days of Alexander. He had been in the Dujaila 
fight on March 8th, and talked about it, unhappilyi 
He also said that the corruption of the Babus at 
Basra was awful. 

On board our ship there were piles of bread with- 
out any covering, but a swarming deposit of flies ; 
good for everybody's stomach. 

Sunday, April 16, 1916. Half a day's food is 
being dropped daily by aeroplanes in Kut. . . . 
I met a very jolly Irish officer, a V.C. He said 
that when the war broke out he, and many like 
himseK, saw the Mohammedan difficulty. They had 
themselves been ready to refuse to fight against 
Ulster ; why should Indians fight the Turks ? 
We were fighting for our own lives, but the quarrel 
did not reaUy concern Indians. They might have 
been expected to be spectators. Then the orders 
came for them to go to France. They called up 
the Indian officers and said to them : " Germany 
has declared war, and on second thoughts, a Jehad. 
She quarrelled with England first and then pretended 
she was fighting for Islam." The Indian officers 
agreed, and came along readily. They were then 
ordered to Mesopotamia. They again called upon 
the Indian officers, who said : " We would sooner 



214 MONS, ANZAC, AND KUT 

go anywhere else in the wOTld, but we will go, and 
we will not let the regiment down." They were 
told to go to Bagdad, and were willing to go, though 
their frame of mind was the same, . . . Then I 
went oflf to interrogate prisoners. It was tremen- 
dously hot. The prisoners were under a guard of 
Indians, and I found it hard to make the Indians 
understand my few words of Hindustani. The 
prisoners' morale seemed good. They said they 
were not tired of the war and that they did not 
think of disobeying orders, for that, they said, 
would be awful and would make chaos. They 
thought that what pleased God was going to happen, 
and they were inclined to believe that that would 
be victory for the Turks. They said twenty-seven 
guns had come up in the last eight days, 17 cm. 
and 20 cm. If that's the case, they can shell 
us out of here. I told the Admiral, and in the 
evening we walked. We met General Gorringe 
... I am tremendously sorry for these men here. 
Last year the God of battles was on our side. We 
ought not to have won, by any law of odds or 
strategy, at Shaiba, at Ctesiphon, or Nasryah, but 
we did. They won against everything, and now 
the luck has turned. They have brought Indian 
troops to fight on holy soil for things that mean 
nothing to them. They have been hopelessly out- 
numbered by the Turks. They have been starved 
of everytliing, from food to letters, not to speak 
of high explosives. They have been through the 
most ghastly heat and the most cruel cold, and they 
are still cheerful. I have never seen a more friendly 
lot than these men here. They have always got 
something cheerful to say when you rneet them. 
The weather has changed and it's very fine, with a 



THE TIGEIS 215 

beautiful wind and clear skies, but there are no 
scents, like in Gallipoli, of thyme and myrtle. 
It's a limitless bare plain, green and sometimes 
brown mud, covered by an amazing mixture of 
men and creatures : horses and mules and buffaloes, 
Highlanders, Soudanese and Devons, Arabs and 
Babus. Camp fires spring up, somehow, at night 
by magic. We generally have a bombardment 
most days, but no shells round us. 

Monday, April 17, 1916. H.M.8. " Waterflyr 
Harris is Captain. While we were having breakfast 
this morning a German aeroplane flew over and 
bombed us ineffectually. Bombs fell a couple of 
hundred yards away in camp, not doing any 
damage, but they'll get us sometime, as we are a 
fine target, three boats together. 

Tuesday, April 18, 1916. H.M.8. " Waterfly." 
Last night the Admiral went to Amara. He left 
Jack Marriott, Philip Neville, Dick Bevan and me 
here. There was no work down there and a lot 
here. Last night we did well, took about 250 
prisoners and the Bunds that are essential to 
us. If the Turks have these and want to, they 
can flood the country to the extent of making 
manoeuvring impossible. There was peace yester- 
day at the crimson sunset. Then after that came 
the tremendous fight. Guns and flares blazed all 
along the line. Now comes the news that we have 
lost the Bunds and the eight guns we had taken. 
The position is not clear. We are said to have 
retaken most of the positions this morning. 

The prisoners' morale here is much better than 
in Gallipoli. I asked an Arab if he was glad to 
be a prisoner. He said that he was sorry, because 
his own people might think that he hadn't fought 



216 MONS, ANZAC, AND KUT 

well, but that he was glad not to have to go on 
fighting for the Germans. Jack Marriott wrote 
for me while I translated. The prisoners could 
not or would not tell us anything much about 
the condition of the river. This morning I had 
an experience. I walked out through tremen- 
dous heat to where the last batch of officer 
prisoners were guarded in a tent. As I came 
up, I heard loud wrangling, and saw the prisoners 
being harangued by a fierce black-bearded officer. 
I said : " Who here talks Turkish ? " and a 
grizzled old Kurd said: " Some of us talk Kurdish 
and some Arabic, but we aU talk Turkish." I 
picked out Black-beard and took him apart from 
the others, whom I saw he had been bullying. 
He was a schoolmaster and a machine-gunner, and 
fierce beyond words. He began by sajdng sarcas- 
tically that he would give me all the information 
I wanted. " You have failed at GalHpoli," he said. 
" We hold you up at Salonica, and you are only 
visitors at Basra. I do not mind how much I tell 
you, because I know we are going to win." I 
answered rather tartly that it was our national 
habit to be defeated at the beginning of every war 
and to win at the end, and that we should go on, 
if it took us ten years. " Ah, then," he said, " you 
will be fighting Russia." I did not like the way 
this conversation was going, and said to him : "Do 
you know the thing that your friends the Germans 
have done ? They have offered Persia to Russia. 
How do you like that ? " " The question is," 
he said, " how do you hke it ? " He then said that 
he was sick of the word " German," that Turkey was 
not fighting for the Germans, but to get rid of the 
capitulations. He said they had four Austrian 



H.M.S. WATEBFLY 217 

motor-guns of 24 cm. coming in a few days, I 
congratulated him. In the end he became more 
friendly, but I got nothing out of him. One prisoner 
had a series of fits : I think it was fright. He got 
all right when he was given water and food. The 
river has given another great sigh and risen a foot 
and a half. We have crossed over from the right 
to the left bank. It's a black, thundery day. 
Much depends on to-day and to-night. 

Good Friday, April 21, 1916. H.M.S. " Waterfly." 
I have had no time to write these last days. This 
morning is a beautiful morning, with a fresh north 
wind. When we first came here Townshend was 
supposed to be able to hold out until the 12th. 
Now the 27th April is the last date. All the reports 
that we have been getting from the Turks are bad. 
Masses more men and guns coming up, heavy 
calibre guns. Still, Townshend is getting some 
food. . . . The Julnar is to go up in a few days, 
when the moon is waning. It is very difiicult 
to get information from the prisoners, without 
running the risk of giving things away. CosteUo 
is chief of the Intelligence here, a capital fellow. 

The Royal Indian Marine, freed from the ob- 
struction of India, seem to have done pretty well. 
A lot of the boats and barges sent here have been 
sunk on the way. The Admiralty goes on building 
these river Fly boats Hke anything. The Mantis, 
with Bernard Buxton captain, draws 5 feet and 
was intended for the Danube in the days when we 
were going to have taken Constantinople. On 
Wednesday, the 18th, we fired a good deal from 
the Waterfly. We are not well situated for firing. . . . 

The Dorsets and Norfolks, the Oxfords and the 
Devons, have done the most splendid fighting. 



218 MONS, ANZAC, AND KUT 

Twenty-two Dorsets saved the whole situation at 
Ahwaz. Harris, who is only twenty-five, has been 
through all this. He was the first up here, with 
Leachman. It's awfully bad luck on Townshend, 
being shut up again, the second time counting 
Chitral. On Wednesday there was a tremendous 
fire. It sounded like a nearer Helles. The Turks 
are three miles from us. They lollop down mines 
that go on the bank, but this morning one was 
found close by the ship. 

I examined a Turk this morning, who said that 
three Army Corps were coming up under Mehemed 
Ali Pasha. I asked him if they could outflank us 
on the Hai, to try and turn this place into a second 
Kut. " That," he said, " has always been my 
opinion." 

Yesterday, the 20th, I went to H.Q. in the morning, 
then talked to Dick and got maps revised and 
borrowed a horse for the afternoon from Percy 
Herbert, and got another from CosteUo for B. 

Here I should explain that I had promised my 
friend B., the sailor, to take him up into the front- 
line trenches. He had never been in a front trench 
before, and was determined to see what it was hke. 

Diary. General Gillman gave B. and me 
luncheon. Then B. and I rode out to the camp of 
the 18th Division, where I found Brownrigg, now 
become a Colonel, with malaria. I congratulated 
and condoled. I asked if we could get into the 
front trench, and Colonel Hillard said it was un- 
healthy. B. said that didn't matter, and I asked 
exactly how unhealthy. Hillard said there were 
no communication trenches and we should be under 
machine-gun fire at 80 yards. No rations were 



CEOFTON'S POST 219 

being sent up till nightfall, but still, of course, if 
we wanted to go, we could. B. was passionately 
anxious to go ; I was not. We walked down a 
shallow communication trench, which we soon had 
to leave, because of the water, and then across the 
open to a beastly place called Crofton's Post, an 
observation post in the flat land, with a few sandbags 
and mud walls. They had dug a kind of shelter 
about 6 feet deep below it. It stood about 20 
feet high. The Turks were eight to nine hundred 
yards away. We passed other observation posts, 
these simply a ladder rising from the flat land, 
and men like flies on it. It's incredible that the 
Turks leave these places standing or that they allow 
people to walk about in the open in the way in 
which they do. Coming out, we passed a lot of 
quail and partridge and some jolly wild flowers, 
but also the smells of the battlefield. 

After we had been at Crofton's Post a little 
while, a furious bombardment of the Turks by us 
began. I cursed myself for not having asked what 
the plans ©f the afternoon were going to be. B. 
was dehghted. Shells rushed over our heads from 
all sides. I heard the scream of two premature bursts 
just by us. They raised filthy, great columns of 
heaving smoke. It was a wonderful picture ; the 
radiant and brilliant light of the afternoon, the 
desert out by the river, the gleam of the gun flashes 
and the smouldering smoke columns. 

The Gurkhas fought very well two nights ago, 
they said here. They used up all their ammunition 
and what Turkish rifles they could get and then 
they fought with kukris. At one place an unfor- 
tunate mistake happened. We mistook the Indians 
for Turks, and we bombarded each other. 



220 MONS, ANZAC, AND KUT 

We went back almost deafened by our own guns, 
B. reluctant to leave. I expected a heavy Turkish 
return bombardment every minute, which would 
have been unpleasant without any cover, but 
beyond the ticking of a machine-gun nothing 
happened. Found General Maude having tea. His 
casualties have been heavy — ^nineteen officers kiUed 
and wounded in the last ten days, simply trench 
work, no attacks. He said it was putting a very 
heavy strain on the new army. 

The more I see of this fovd country, the more 
convinced I am that we are a seafaring people, 
lured to disaster by this river. The River Tigris 
has been a disaster and a delusion to us. These 
lines are untenable without two railways, one 
across to Nasriyah and the other up to Bagdad. 
At the present moment, we can be cut off if the 
river falls or if they manage to put in guns anjrwhere 
down the river and sink a couple of our boats, or 
even one, in the narrows, and so block the channel. 
We have got no policy. We came here and we 
saw the Tigris and we said : " This is as good as 
the sea, and up we wiU go," and now it wiU dry up 
and we shall get left. 

Lawrence arrived at Wadi on Wednesday. Had 
some talk with him ; I am very glad to see him. 
Got a letter from John Kennaway yesterday — 
he is down at Sheikh Saad — asking me to go there. 
I can get no news about Bobby Palmer. Am 
afraid there is no doubt ; he must be killed ; am 
very sad for his people. 

Easter Sunday, April 23, 1916. H.M.8. " Green- 
fly." A curious morning, with the whole of Pusht 
i Kuh standing blue and clear. The last two 
foreigners who visited that place were given the 



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choice of embracing Islam or of being pushed over 
the precipice. They chose the precipice. 

Yesterday morning we attacked. The 19th 
Brigade, the Black Watch, the 20th and the 28th. 
We took two trenches, but were driven back to 
our own. I was sent post-haste to H.Q. for news. 
There was a great sand-storm and men and artillery 
going through it like phantoms. Overhead it was 
lurid. One could hardly breathe for the sand. 
High columns of it rushed across the desert. The 
repulse looks as if the end's very close. I came 
back to the Admiral and was sent back again. 
This time they said there was a truce, and if the 
Admiral would give permission, I was to go to the 
front at once. I came back and found the Admiral 
and went on shore. I got a horse and rode up to 
the front as fast as I could, passing many dead 
and wounded. I went to General Younghusband 
and asked if I co\ild be of any use to him. He 
said the truce was ending. The Turks had pushed 
out white flags, which was decent of them. We 
had done the same. A StafiE officer came in to 
say that the Turks were taking our kit, and he 
wanted to fire on them. I was anxious we should 
not do so without giving warning. 

We discussed the possibUity of the Turks' letting 
Townshend and his men come out with the honours 
of war, to be on parole till peace. I said that I 
could see no quid pro quo, and even if one existed, 
we, here, could not use it, because of our ignorance 
of the Russian situation. . . . The General said 
that the water had narrowed our front to 300 
yards across which to attack. The Turkish trenches 
were haK-fuU of water and many of our men fell 
and got their rifles filled with mud. The Turks 



222 MONS, ANZAC, AND KUT 

attacked again at once. He said there were not 
many troops who would do that when a brigade 
like the 19th had been through them. There's 
very little left of the 19th ; beautiful men they 
were. I have talked to a lot of them these last 
days. I rode back on a horse that was always 
falling down. In the evening I crossed the river 
with the Admiral and rode up to the front with 
Beach. There was sheUing going on, but nothing 
came near. The river was gorgeous in the simset. 
Overhead the sand-grouse flew. We talked about 
the future. ... It seems to me that if we have 
got to retreat 130 miles it's less bad for prestige 
to do it in one go. The PoHticals' point of view 
is that you should not retreat at all, but that, of 
course, has got to depend on miUtary considerations. 
The Soldiers' point of view is that you should not 
do your retreat in one go, because you do not kill 
so many of the enemy as if you fall back from one 
position to another; but then, I suppose, that 
cuts both ways. None of these soldiers have had 
any decorations since the beginning of the war. 
One of them said to me it made them unhappy, 
because they felt that they hadn't done their duty. 
It's an infernal shame. I asked the man who had 
said this if he had any leave. He said : " Not 
much ! I should have lost my job." That would 
have been quite a pleasure to a lot of men. . . . 
Lawrence has gone and got fever ; Nunn also 
has it. The atmosphere makes shooting difficult. 
Yesterday the Turks shot quite a lot at a mirage, 
splashing their bullets about in the Suwekki marsh. 
We often do the same. Curiously enough, I believe 
that we won the battle of Shaiba by virtue of a 
mirage. We saw a lot of Turks marching up against 



TUm JULJSAH 223 

our position, and fired at them ; these Turks were 
phantoms of men miles away ; but it happened 
to be the only road by which they could bring 
up their ammunition, and our firing prevented that. 
To-night the Julnar goes up the river on her journey. 
She has less speed than they thought. 

For various reasons I have barely mentioned 
the Julnar until now, though she had been very 
much in our thoughts. The Julnar was a river 
boat, and for some days past she had been preparing 
to set out upon her splendid, tragic mission. In 
her lay the last hope of General Townshend and 
his gallant force. Her freight was food, intended 
to prolong the resistance of the garrison until the 
relieving force was sufficiently S(^rong to drive 
back the Turks and enter Kut. The writer of this 
diary has many heroic pictures in his mind, but no 
more heroic picture and no more glowing memory 
than the little Julnar steaming slowly up the flaming 
Tigris to meet the Turkish Army and her fate. 
Her Captains were Lieut. Firman, R,N. and Lieut.- 
Comdr. Cowley, R.N.V.R., of Lynch's Company, 
who had spent a long life in navigating the River 
Tigris. 

When Admiral Wemyss called for volunteers, 
every man volunteered, for what was practically 
certain death. Lieut. Firman and Lieut. -Comdr. 
Cowley were both killed, and both received posthu- 
mous V.C.'s. 

Diary. April 23rd. H.M.S. " Greenfly." We 
are alongside the Mantis. I am sleeping in Firman's 
cabin. He is down-stream, but he comes up 
to-night. Many men badly wounded yesterday, 
but all as cheerful as could be; one man with 



224 MONS, ANZAC, AND KUT 

three bullets in his stomach, full of talk and oaths. 
Fifteen of the Dorsets have died in the nearest 
hospital and have been buried close by. 

This afternoon an Easter Service was held on 
board. The Padre made a good sermon three 
minutes long. It was a wonderful sight — ^the 
desert covered with our graves, mirages in the 
distance and the river glowing 'in the sun. At 
the end of the service the Julnar arrived. Firman 
is an attractive good-looking fellow. King, whom' 
I met last year in Alexandretta, whither he had 
marched from Bagdad, is also here. When Buxton 
told the men of the hundred to one chance of the 
Julnar's getting through, they volunteered to a 
man, Gieve waistcoats are being served out ; the 
cannon's sounding while they are loading the Julnar 
and the Black Watch are playing on the bagpipes 
close by. Overhead go the sand-grouse, calling 
and the river and the desert wind are sighing. 
It's all like a dream. . . . Even if she does get 
through, I don't believe we can relieve Kut. The 
Turks will have time to consolidate their position 
and we shan't be sent enough men from home to 
take them. If this attempt fails, I suppose we shall 
fall back to Sheikh Saad. I see three points : 
(1) Political. Don't retreat. (2) MiUtary. You've got 
to retreat, occupying as many positions as possible, 
in order to attrition the enemy. (3) If you do this 
last, you give the Turks the chance of saying they 
have beaten you in a number of battles. Probably 
retreat as Uttle as possible is the best. A retreat 
may be more disastrous to us than the loss of Kut. 
While we hold Sheikh Saad, it's difficult for them 
to outflank us on the right bank, and while we have 
the Vali of Pusht i Kuh with us, they ought not 



THE JULNAB 225 

to be able to get to Ahwaz. One wonders if they 
realize the supreme importance of Basra at home 
and that if we no longer hold it we do not hold 
the Indian Ocean. 

Monday, April 24, 1916. H.M.S. "Dragonfly." 
Firman came last night, and I sat next to him at 
dinner. The Julnar could not start ; she starts 
to-night. 

I went ashore this morning and saw Leachman, 
then Colonel Beach. The fllies are awful ; one black 
web of them this morning ; in one's hair and eyes 
and mouth, in one's bath and shaving- water, in 
one's tea and in one's towel. It's a great nuisance 
being without Edward and having to do every- 
thing oneself, besides one's work. It destroys all 
joy in war. 

Tuesday, April 25, 1916. H.M.S. ''Greenfly." 
A year ago to-day we landed at Anzac. To-day 
is the day of the fall of Kut, though the surrender 
may not be made for some time. Last night the 
Julnar left. I saw old Cowley, an old friend. He 
is to pilot her. He has been thirty-three years 
on this river. He is a proper Englishman. He 
laughed and chaffed with PhUip Neville and me 
on the Julnar before starting. Firman was very 
glad to have got the job, and felt the responsibility. 
Everybody wanted to go. The sailors were moved. 
No cheers were allowed. They pushed off, almost 
stationary, into the river, that was a glory of light 
with the graceful mehailahs in an avenue on both 
sides of it, with masts and rigging a filigree against 
the gorgeous sunset. The faint bagpipes and the 
desert wind were the only music at their going. . . . 
The Admiral told me to be ready to go out at any 
moment. This morning Colonel Beach came aboard 

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226 MONS, ANZAC, AND KUT 

and told me to hold myself in readiness. He pro- 
posed going out to see the Turks with Lawrence 
and myself. He talked about terms. It's a very 
difficult thing to get terms when one side holds 
all the cards. If Townshend destroys his guns, 
as he must, I don't see what terms we have got. 
My own opinion is that Townshend would make 
better terms for himself with the Turks than we 
can get for him here. It will be difficult to stop 
the Arabs being shot and hung. We have got to 
do our best. . . . 

The Julnar has grounded above the Sinn position. 
Nothing is known of what happened to the crew. 

Wilfred Peek turned up here this afternoon, 
having seen John Kennaway down the stream. 
We have no terms to oflEer the Turks except money, 
general or local peace, or the evacuation of territory. 
I do not think the first is any good. We cannot 
offer the second because of ourselves and of Bussia. 
The third might be all right, if it was not beyond 
Amarah. I hope in these negotiations we do not 
meet a Prussian Turk in Khalil. 

After lunch I met Captain Potter. In the last 
attack this had happened : A corporal had gone 
mad and, after rolling in filth, had come down the 
trench with a bomb in each hand, shouting out that 

he was looking for the Arabs. The parapet 

was low, about shoulder-high, and there was a good 
deal of shrapnel and bullets coming in. The corporal 
threw the bomb into the middle of the officers' 
mess, killing one and wounding the Colonel, knocking 
Potter and the others out. They collared the 
corporal, who had got a madman's strength. Then 
the attack followed. Potter went as soon as 
he recovered. They charged across 600 yards 



THE BEGINNING OF THE END 227 

under machine-gim fire, up to their knees in mud. 
The Turks were in their third trench. The first 
and the second were filled with mud. Then the 
Turks ran out a white flag, which suited us very 
well, as it allowed our men in the Turkish trenches 
to get away, which otherwise they couldn't have 
done. He thought the Turks did it because they 
wanted to bring up reinforcements. He now com- 
mands a battalion of 84, all that are left of 650 
men. He said they had reached the limits of 
human endurance. He had three officers, including 
himself, left. The Black Watch had been wiped 
out twice, and other regiments simply annihilated. 
I told him that I thought there would be no more 
attacks. He said a Turkish prisoner, a friend of 
his, had said to him : " Let's have a truce and both 
kill the Arabs." 

Beach says there is no question of going out 
to-day. i went out shooting sand-grouse. 

Wednesday, April 26, 1916. H.M.S. " Mantis." 
I am writing in great haste, till the sun goes down, 
as the mehailahs streg-m past on a river of fire, 
in the retreat that is beginning. 

The news from home is good and bad. As usual, 
they are desperately optimistic, but more men are 
coming. We must, if we can, save the Arabs with 
Townshend. The last telegrams in were pitiful 
Townshend quotes military precedents and other 
campaigns, and it's all mixed up with famine and 
the stinks of Kut. Wilfred Peek's his A.D.C. I 
am to try and get him a safe conduct to take 
Townshend's stufE up to him, also one for us. 
If Townshend does not make it clear that it's a 
return ticket, we shall all be kept. I saw General 
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228 MONS, ANZAO, AND KUT 

the StafiE, Neville, Dick Bevan and Miller all went 
off this morning. The Admiral is coming back. I 
have received instructions about negotiations. 

Friday, April 28, 1916. H.M.8. " Mantis." For 
the last two days I have been standing by to go 
to Kut, constantly dressing up for it and then 
undressing for the heat. A wave of great heat has 
come and the air is black with flies. Practically 
no firing, though they tried to shell us yesterday 
and an aeroplane dropped bombs near here. We 
have got very little to bargain with, as far as the 
Turks are concerned, practically only the exchange 
of prisoners. The operations of this force are not 
to be reckoned with as a bargaining asset. We 
are not to retire to save Townshend. Yesterday 
Townshend saw Khalil at ten a.m., whom he liked. 
Khalil said that Townshend would have as great 
a reception in Turkey as Osman Pasha in Russia, 
but he demanded unconditional surrender, or that 
Townshend should march out of Kut. This last 
is equivalent to an unconditional surrender, and 
Townshend's men are too weak. We are all sorry 
for them. 

Yesterday morning General Lake sent for me, 
and talked about the Turks. I said it was quite 
clear to me that the Turks would procrastinate, 
if it was only from force of habit, and the end of 
that must mean unconditional surrender. General 
Lake was calm. He has been made responsible 
for things for which other people are answerable. 
Townshend has telegraphed to say that he has 
only food for two more days and that Khalil has 
referred to Enver for better terms. ... I still 
think Townshend would get better terms for himself 
than we shall get for him. He has made a des- 



TOWNSHBND 229 

perately gallant fight of it, and his position has not 
been taken. Lack of food makes him surrender, 
not force of arms. We, the relieving force, have 
been checked by the Turks, but I suppose all these 
men, Lake, Townshend and Nixon, will be made 
scapegoats. In the last telegrams Townshend 
warns us that the Turks may attack. He says he 
cannot move out, and that even if he were able to 
get his weak men out the Turks would not have 
enough tents for them or transport to Bagdad, 
and that there will be a terrible tragedy and that 
a lot of sick and wounded will die, . . . We are 
not in a position to insist on anything. One is 
more sorry for Townshend and his men than words 
can say. 

Sunday, April 30, 1916. H.M.8. " Mantis." The 
Events of Saturday : Yesterday morning Colonel 
Beach came to the Mantis at seven and took me 
off. We rode across the bridge to General Young- 
husband's H.Q. NothiQg that I have ever seen 
or dreamed of came up to the flies. They hatched 
out until they were almost the air. They were 
in myriads. The horses were half mad. The 
flies were mostly tiny. They rolled up in little 
balls when one passed one's hand across one's 
sweating face. They were on your eyelids and 
lashes and in your lips and nostrils. We could 
not speak for them, and could hardly see. 

We went into General Younghusband's tent. 
The flies, for some reason, stayed outside. He 
put a loose net across the door of the tent. They 
were like a visible fever, shimmering in the burning 
light all round. Inside his tent you did not breathe 
them ; outside you could not help taking them in 
through the nose and the mouth. We left General 



230 MONS, ANZAC, AND KUT 

Younghusband and went on to the front trenches, 
where we met Colonel Aylsmee. There Lawrence 
joined us. We three then went out of the trenches 
with a white flag, and walked a couple of hundred 
yards or so ahead, where we waited, with all the 
battlefield smells round us. It was all a plain, 
with the river to the north and the place crawling 
with huge black beetles and singing flies, that have 
been feeding on the dead. After a time a couple 
of Turks came Out. I said : " We have got a letter 
to Khalil." This they wanted to take from us, but 
we refused to give it up, and they sent an orderly 
back to ask if we might come in to the Turkish lines. 
Meanwhile we talked amiably. One of the Turkish 
officers, a Cretan, had left school five years ago 
and had been in five wars. He reckoned that he 
had been in 200 attacks, not counting scraps 
with brigands and comitadjis. The Turks showed 
us their medals, and we were rather chagrined at 
not being able to match them, but they and we 
agreed that we should find the remedy for that in 
a future opportunity. 

Several hours passed. It was very hot. I was 
hungry, having had no breakfast. Again they asked 
us to give up our letter. I said that our orders 
were to deliver it in person and, as soldiers, they 
knew what orders were, but that Colonel Beach 
would give the letter up if their CO. would guarantee 
that we should see Khalil Pasha. This took a long 
time. The Turks sent for a tent. A few rifle 
shots went off from our lines, but Beach went back 
and stopped it. The Turks sent for oranges and 
water, and we ate and drank. We had to refill 
these bottles from the Tigris, and up and down the 
banks were a lot of dead bodies from shot-wounds 



WITH THE TUEKS 231 

and cholera. After some time they agreed to Beach's 
proposal. We were blindfolded and we went in 
a string of hot hands to the trenches of the Turks. 
When it was plain going the Turk, who talked French, 
called : " Franchement, en avant," and when it 
was bad going, over trenches, " Yavash Dikatet." 
We marched a long way through these trenches, 
banging against men and corners, and sweating 
something cruel. Beyond the trenches we went 
for half an hour, whUe my handkerchief became a 
wet string across my eyes. Then we met Bekir 
Sami Bey. He was a very fine man and very jolly, 
something between an athlete and old King Cole. 
He lavished hospitality upon us, coffee and yoghurt, 
and begged us to say if there was anything more 
he could get us, while we sat and streamed with 
perspiration. He told us how he had loved England 
and still did. He was fierceness and friendship 
incarnate. He said it was all Grey's fault, and 
glorified the Crimea. Why couldn't we have stuck 
to that policy ? Then, as we were going ofiE, I 
said that he would not insist on our eyes being 
bandaged, showing him my taut, wet rag of a pocket- 
handkerchief. He shouted with laughter and said : 
" No, no ; you have chosen soldiering, a very hard 
profession. You have got to wear that for miles, 
and you will have to ride across ditches." Then 
he shook hands and patted us on the shoulder. 

My eyes were bound, and I got on a horse that 
started bucking because of the torture of the flies. 
The Turk was angry and amused. I heard him 
laughing and swearing : " This is perfectly mon- 
strous. Ha, ha ! He'll be ojff. Ha, ha ! This is 
a reproach to us." I was then given another horse 
that was not much of an improvement, and off we 



232 MONST^NZACTAND KUT 

three went with a Turkish officer, Ali Shefket, and 
a guard. Lawrence had hurt his knee and could 
not ride. He got ofiE and walked, a Turkish officer 
being left with him. Colonel Beach and I went on. 
Then our eyes were unbound, though as a matter 
of fact this was against the orders I had heard 
given. The Turk Ali Shefket and I talked. He 
knew no French. He said to me : " Formerly the ' 
Arabs would not take our bank-notes ;_ now they 
take them. Once upon a time they would not take 
medjids ; two days ago they took them. To what 
do you put that down ? " I knew he meant the 
fall of Kut, but it was not said maliciously. I 
said that I put it down to the beautiful character 
of the marsh Arabs, "yerli bourda beule" (here the 
native are thus). He laughed and agreed. We 
passed formidable herds of horses and mules, our 
road a sand-track. The escort rode ahead of us. 
The heat was very great, but we galloped. The 
Turks we met thought that we were prisoners. 
They saluted sometimes at strict attention, some- 
times with a grin, and later our Indians were told 
in return to salute the Turkish officers, who looked 
at them as black as thunder. 

At last we came to KhalU's camp, a single round 
tent, a few men on motor cycles coming and going, 
horses picketed here and there and the camp in 
process of shifting. Later on, Khalil said that the 
flies bored him and that he meant to camp beside 
the river. Colonel Beach told me to start talk- 
ing. I said to Khalil, whose face I remembered : 
" Where was it that I met your Excellency last ? " 
And he said : " At a dance at the British Embassy." 
Khalil, throughout the interview, was polite. He 
was quite a young man for his position, I suppose 



WITH THE TUKKS 233 

about thirty-five, and a fine man to look at— lion- 
taming eyes, a squai-e chin and a mouth like a trap. 
Eaazim Bey, who was also courteous, but silent, 
was his C.G.S. We began on minor points. The 
Turks had taken the English ladies in Bagdad. 
Their husbands were sent across to Alexandretta, 
where I met them last year ; some of them, worse 
luck, are now prisoners again. We had Turkish 
ladies at Amara and also twenty-five Turkish 
civilian officials. This exchange was arranged. 
They were to meet each other at Beyrout. 

I went on to speak of the Julnar. He said that 
there had been two killed on the Julnar. He 
was afraid it was the two Captains. He was sorry. 
It made Beech and me very sad. I did hope they 
would have got through. Firman was a gallant 
man — ^he had had forty-eight hours' leave in four 
years — and old Cowley was a splendid old fellow. 
Well, if you are going to be kiUed, trjdng to relieve 
Townshend is not a bad way to end. 

After that, I began talking of the treatment 
of the Arab population in Kut. I asked Khalil 
to put himself in the position of Townshend. I 
said that I knew that he could not help feeling 
for Townshend, whose lifelong study of soldiering 
was brought to nought through siege and famine, 
by no. fatdt of his own. I said that the Arabs 
with Townshend had done what weak people 
always do : they had trimmed their sails, and 
because they had feared him, they had given him 
their service. If they suffered, Townshend would 
feel that he was responsible. Khalil said : " There 
is no need to worry about Townshend. He's 
all right." He added that the Arabs are Turkish 
subjects, not British, and that therefore their fate 



234 MONS, ANZAC, AND KUT 

was irrelevant, but that their fate would depend 
upon what they did in the future, not upon what 
they had done in the past. We asked him for some 
assurance that there would be no hanging or perse- 
cution. He would not give this assurance, for 
the reasons already stated, but said that it was 
not his intention to do anything to the Arabs. 
Then Lawrence turned up. 

We discussed the question of our sick and wounded. 
He said that he would send 500 of them down 
the river, but that he required Turkish soldiers 
for them in exchange. I said that he gained by 
having sound men instead of wounded. H^ wanted 
us to send boats to fetch these men. He said that 
he was sending them drugs, doctors and food, and 
doing what could be done. Beach asked for the 
exchange of ail our prisoners in Kut against the 
Ottomans that we had taken. He at first said 
that he would exchange English against Turk 
and Arab against Indian, because he had a poor 
opinion of the fighting qualities of the last two. 
I said that some of the Arabs had fought very well, 
and he would gain by getting them back. He then 
puUed out a list of prisoners of ours, and went 
through the list of Arab surrenders, swearing. He 
said : " Perhaps one of our men in ten is weak or 
cowardly, but it's only one in a hundred of the Arabs 
who is brave. Look, these brutes have surrendered 
to you because they were a lot of cowards. What 
are you to do with men like that ? You can send 
them back to me if you like, but I have already 
condemned them to death. I should like to have 
them to hang." That ended that. We must see 
that Arabs are not sent back by mistake. 

He then said that he would like us to send ships 



TEEMS 235 

up to transport Townshend and his men to Bagdad ; 
otherwise they would have to march, which would 
be hard on them. He promised to let us have these 
ships back again. Colonel Beach said to me, not 
for translation, that this was impossible. We have 
already insufficient transport. He told me to say 
that he would refer this to General Lake. We then 
talked about terms and the exchange of the sick 
and wounded. On this, Khalil said he would refer to 
Enver or Constantinople as to whether sound men at 
Kut would be exchanged against the Turkish prisoners 
in Cairo and India. He did not think it likely. He 
was going to give us the wounded in any case, at 
once. He would trust us to give their equivalent. 

Guns : Townshend had destroyed the guns. 
Khalil was angry and showed it. He said he had 
a great admiration for Townshend, but he was 
obviously disappointed at not getting the guns, on 
which he had counted. He said : "I could have 
prevented it by bombarding, but I did not want 
to." Later, one of his officers said to me : " The 
Pasha's a most honourable man ; all love him. He 
was first very pleased and said that Townshend 
should go free. After that something happened, I 
don't know what, and now Townshend will be an 
honoured prisoner at Stamboul." 

Beach told me to say that we would willingly 
pay for the maintenance of the civilians and 
the Arabs of Kut. Khalil brushed this aside and 
returned to his proposal that we should send up 
boats to transport Townshend's sick and wounded 
to Bagdad, Beach whispered to iue that we had 
not enough ships for ourselves at the present moment 
and no reserve suppUes. . , . 

Then we talked of the general situation and 



236 MONS, ANZAC, AND KUT 

its difficulties. I asked him if all this business 
would be possible without an armistice. Khalil 
said very strongly indeed that he was entirely against 
an armistice and that he wanted his assurance 
given to General Lake that even if there was a 
general offensive the ships carrjdng the sick and 
wounded could still come and go. Beach told me 
to say that we had no idea of an armistice. Khahl, 
at this poiQt, grew very sleepy. He apoli)gized and 
said he had had a lot of work to do. He also said 
that he had seen Townshend that morning and that 
he was all right, but he had slight fever. 

Our final imderstanding with KJiaUl was that we 
were to notify him when we were sending up boats, 
so that he might clear the river. He laughed and 
said that he had forgotten aU about the mines, 
which we had not. 

We ended with mutual comphments, and we said 
good-bye to him and Kiazim Bey. As we were 
leaving he called to me and said that he hoped 
we should be comfortable that night and that we 
were to ask for all we wanted. After more comph- 
ments, we shook hands and rode away, all the Turks 
saluting. I talked to Ah Shefket, who now seemed 
a fast friend and said : " How angry the Germans 
would be if they could see the Turks and the 
Enghsh." 

We rode on, and before sunset, came to the 
Turkish camp. There the three of us sat down 
and, as far as we could for the flies, wrote reports. 

The Turks gave us their tent, though I should 
have preferred to sleep out. They gave us their 
beds and an excellent dinner. We all sat and 
smoked after dinner for a few minutes under the 
stars, with camp fires burning round us. Muezzin 



THE TUEKISH CAMP 237 

called from different places and the sound of flutes 
and singing came through the dusk. Then Colonel 
Beach decided that I had better stay and go to Kut, 
where I was to meet him and Lawrence, who would 
come up with the boats to take our prisoners away. 
I didn't beheve that Khalil would accept this sort 
of liaison business. Beach wanted to go straight 
back, but would not let Lawrence or me. We 
pointed out that, if he got shot in the dark by our 
people, it would upset everything. 

I dictated a French letter to Lawrence, asking 
for permission for me to stay and go across to Kut. 
I cannot think how he wrote the letter. The whole 
place was one smother of smaU flies, attracted by 
the candle. They put it out three times. B. and I 
kept them off Lawrence while he wrote. We got 
an answer at about two in the morning. Khalil 
said that it was not necessary. All this happened 
on April 29th. 

To-day, April 30f^, We left at 4.30 this morning, 
and this time rode all the way with unbandaged 
eyes. We ended up on the river bank amongst 
dead bodies. We walked across to our front liae 
and Colonel Beach telephoned to H.Q. While he 
was doing this a Turkish white flag went up and 
we went out again. After several palavers, Ali 
Shefket came out and said that the river was clear 
of mines. Beach and Lawrence went back to H.Q. 

Our boat could go up if it arrived by 2 o'clock 
in the afternoon. I, with the Cretan, the man of 
a hundred fights, Ali Shefket and others, went across. 
A fierce bearded Colonel came out, arrogant and 
insolent, talking German. He boasted that he 
knew Greek, but when I talked to him in Greek, he 
could not answer. He then harangued me in bad 



238 MONS, ANZAC, AND KUT 

German, talking rot. I said, in Turkish : " Neither 
you nor I can talk good German, therefore let us 
talk Turkish." " Yes," said the other Turks; " it's 
a much better language." 

The ship tarried. At 5 o'clock in the evening 
she was in sight, but she could not have arrived 
for another hour. It was decided that we could do 
nothing that night and that she would have to be 
put ofE imtil next day. A monstrous beetle, the 
size of half a crown, crawled up my back. The 
Turks were as horrified as I. 

Monday, May 1, 1916. H.M.S. "Mantis." I came 
back last night. I saw General Lake this morning 
to report. I think Khalil is going to play the game, 
but he has got something up his sleeve. A letter 
has come in from him. The ships, he said, could 
go. He wanted boats to send the prisoners to 
Bagdad. He was answered by General Money 
that His Excellency would understand that we 
ourselves needed all our boats. Beach went up 
this morning with two boats, but they stopped him 
at No Man's Land. 

Tuesday, May 2, 1916. H.M.S. "Mantis." Last 

night I went on the P to go to Kut, with a rather 

tiresome Padre. It rained and blew in the night, 
and was very uncomfortable on deck. I got up 
at four, and we started soon after. They opened the 
bridge of boats for us. A launch followed for me, 
for I was to get off before entering neutral territory. 

At the neutral territory I found white flags and 
an Indian Major, who was tired and nervous. All 
the way up the river there had been a curious 
feeling of expectancy and uncanniness ; the Indians 
looked at us, shading their eyes from the rising sun, 
and our own troops stared. There was an uncom- 



A BKBAK IN THE TRUCE 239 

fortable, eerie feeling in the air. The Major said 
the Turks refused to allow the boats to go on. I 
telephoned to Colonel Beach, who was leaving H.Q. 
He told me to do the best I could. ... I took a 
white flag and went out into No Man's Land and 
found the man I had talked to before, the Cretan's 
brother. I asked what aU this meant. This was 
neither war nor peace. He said that it was our 
feUows, who had been shooting on the right bank, 
and there was quite enough shooting while we talked 
to make one feel uncomfortable. I said that KhaUl 
had given his • word that the boats could go up, 
even if there was an ofifensive. This was telephoned 
to KJiaUl. Our feUows began loosing off with a 
machine-gun. The beastly Colonel and the Cretan 
then came out to say that they had telephoned, 
and later the Cretan came again, alone, to say 
that our boats could not go through until the 
others had returned from Kut. He said it might 
not be necessary to send them up to Kut. We 
sat and talked in the great heat. I have given 
AK Shefket Bobby Palmer's photograph and have 
asked him to make enquiries. He sent it back to 
me by the Cretan, who read me out what Ali Shefket 
had written me. It was to say that Bobby Palmer 
was kUled. He spoke very kindly and very sadly. 
I am so sorry for his family. 

I went back very tired and found a lot of men 
making up burying parties which, reluctantly, I 
sent back again. A lot of the bodies on the river 
bank look as if they died of cholera. By the way, 
we have had a hundred and fifty cases in the last 
three days. Then I shaved on the deck of the launch, 
while the Turks looked on in the distance. Then I 
went and telephoned from the front line to Beach. 



240 MONS, ANZAC, AND KUT ; 

He told me to bring all the four boats back, which I 
did. The only news is that the Turks have dug 
in below us near Sheikh Saad. 

Wednesday, May 3, 1916. H.M.S." Mantis." You 
foul land of Miesopotamia ! This morning bodies 
raced by us on the stream and I spent most of the 
day walking in the ruin of battle. I was sent 
for by General Gorringe and General Brown. They 
wanted to know why our boats had not come down 
from Kut. They said that the Turks had been 
shooting on the right and sent out white-flag parties, 
200 men strong, to bury the dead. I said I 
thought it would be all right about the ships but I 
would go and see Kbalil. The fact that they did not 
want us to send more ships showed that it was all 
right, but I thought they would probably like to 
nag us into doing something indiscreet, and asked 
the General if he would give orders that there should 
be no firing except under instructions, as long as 
they had our hostages. He sent me off to see the 
Turks. 

I rode fast through suffocating heat, with an 
Indian orderly. At the bridge I found om* two 
ships, the Sikhim and the Shaba, which had come 
through from Kut. They were banking above 
the bridge, which was being mended. This altered 
the whole situation, since the General had sent me 
out to complain that they had not been let through, 
and I galloped back. After a talk at H.Q., it was 
decided that I was only to thank Khalil. 

I jumped the trenches and finally arrived at the 
main trench, where my horse stared down at a 
horrified circle, lunching. The circle said that no 
horses were allowed there and that none had ever 
been there, and that my horse, or rather Costello's, 



AN INCIDENT 241 

would be shot immediately by the Turks. So I 
went to General Peebles, who was lunching farther 
along in the same trenches, and he had her sent 
back. I then got a white flag and walked out. . . . 
I met a couple of Turks. They wanted us to send 
up two ships to-morrow, and were quite agreeable. 
I asked them, as a favour, not to send out again 
the Colonel who talked German, as I couldn't stand 
him, and they said they wouldn't. 

It was blazing hot ; a Turkish officer and I sat 
out between the lines. 

There is one incident not recorded in the diary 
that is, perhaps, worth mentioning, as it had a 
curious result that will find its place in the sequel 
to this journal, if it is ever published. On one of 
the occasions when I was talking to the Turks 
between the lines, a general fire started from the 
British and the Turkish trenches. The Turks, for 
the honour of their country, and I, for the honour 
of mine, pretended to ignore this fire, and we con- 
tinued to discuss our business, but in the end the 
fire refused to be ignored, and, with loud curses, we 
fell upon the ground and there attempted to con- 
tinue the discussion. I suggested to the Turks 
that the whole proceeding was lacking in dignity 
and that it would be better for each to retire to 
their own trenches and resume negotiations when 
circumstances were more favourable. 

Next time I returned I was informed that one 
of the Turks had been hit whilst returning. I 
naturally said how sorry I was, and that I hoped 
they would not think it was a case of mala fides, 
as it might have happened to one of us, and wrote 
a note explaining my regret. 

17 



242 MONS, ANZAC, AND KUT 

Diary. It was curious and bitter sitting in that 
peaceful field talking amicably with the Turks 
between the lines, with maize round us. The river 
murmured and the larks were singing, while the 
stiflE clay held the knee-deep prints, like plaster 
of Paris, of the Black Watch and the others, who 
had charged across that foul field, when it had been 
a trap and a bog. 

Thursday, May 4:, 1916. H. M.S. ''Mantis." Very 
tired to-day. I rode back last night from the Turks, 
very fast. The flies made it impossible to go slow, 
horses couldn't breathe. At the bridge, I found 
that the traffic was going the other way and had 
to hold up an unfortunate brigade to get across, 
hating to do it. 

I met Green Armitage, who had just come from 
Kut. He had got Townshend's terriers, who barked 
like mad. He said that there were three Turkish 
officers on board the Sikhim, who were asking for 
me. I didn't know what to do, as I wanted to 
go to H.Q,, but dashed on board and found they 
were Ali Shefket and Mehmed Jemal and Salahedin 
Bey, inspector to the Agricultural Bank of Smyrna. 
Our people on board wanted me to stay. I told 
them I would come back. I saw the sick and 
wounded Indians being carried away, terribly 
emaciated. I reported at H.Q., where, appar- 
ently, half a dozen entirely contradictory orders 
were being prepared for me. I then went back 
in a launch to the Turks, who were reported 
to be taking notes of our position from the bridge. 
On the Sikhim I found crowds of our officers with 
the Turks and a general joUification going on. I did 
not understand how or why they had been allowed 
to come down. All the Intelligence came along to 



A TQEKISH INVASION 243 

Bee what the Turks could tell them. I was fed-up 
with the whole business, and disliked the Turks 
being on deck. I said to them : "Of course, it's 
a pleasure to have you here, as guests, but we would 
much rather give you hospitality in London, for 
there we can show you everything, and, unfortu- 
nately, that's not the case here. So in future, if 
you please, Turkish oiBficers will not accompany the 
boats down." They agreed to that. 

The same tiresome Padre came bumbhng up 
again. I think he wanted to go to Kut for the ad- 
venture, and I had no sympathy, as he would have 
meant another mouth to feed. The Turks made 
no particular objection to his going, but they said 
there was already a clergyman there, so I told the 
Padre he could go if he Hked, but that if he went 
he ought to stay and let the other chaplain come 
back, as the other had had all the hardships of the 
siege. He thought I was brutal, but cleared out 
and gave no more trouble. It seems to me, however, 
that he runs a fair risk, hke the rest of us, of being 
made a prisoner. 

I wish the Admiral was here. The Turks on 
board said that they had hung seven Arabs at Kut, 
which made me furious. I said that Khalil had 
said that he had no intention of doing that. The 
Turks said that these men were not natives, but 
vagabonds. . . . 

Then they talked about the future. I said it 
would not be easy for Turkey to dissociate herself 
from Germany, even if they wanted to. They 
rephed : " How long did it take the Bulgars and 
Serbs to quarrel ? " They said Khalil had sent 
messages, and I arranged that if there was any 
hitch I should be able to get straight through. 



244 MONS, ANZAC, AND KUT 

I did not sleep, much. This morning I went up 
with them to Sanayat, where Husni Bey took 
their place. Then I came back by launch to the 
bridge and found a motor, which I took to H.Q. 

At dinner to-night Renter's came in, and the 
doctor, in a perfectly calm voice, read out to us 
that there now seemed some chance of checking 
the rebellion in Ireland. Somebody said : "Don't 
be a fool. Things are bad enough here. Kut's 
fallen and we shall probably be prisoners. Don't 
invent worse things." The doctor said : " It's an 
absolute fact," and read it out again. Then some- 
body said: "Those cursed Irish." Then an Ulster- 
man leapt to his feet and said : " You would insult 
my country, would you ? " Then there was a 
general row. After that, everything seemed so 
utterly desperate that there was nothing to be done 
but to make the best of things, and we had an 
extremely cheerful dinner. We must have missed 
a lot of news. Let's hope this Irish business is the 
bursting of a boil. I am more afraid of the treatment 
than the disease. 

Friday, May 5, 1916. H.M.8. " Mantis." Vane 
Tempest came back from Kut with unpleasant 
stories. He said that our officers had been looted 
at the point of the bayonet by the Arabs. He had 
seen four men hanging and one man hanged. This 
was a curious incident. This man, as he was going 
to execution, threw Vane Tempest his teshih (his 
rosary), the ninety-nine Beautiful Names of God. 
Vane Tempest had stiU got it. It means " I com- 
mend my cause to you. Take up my quarrel." 
I told Vane Tempest if he was superstitious he 
ought never to part with it. 

Now there is a new position created. They can 



SHEIKH SAAD 245 

float down all their guns and stores. There is a 
fight coming, but I wonder where. Eight hundred 
Turks and Arabs below Sheikh Saad, with three 
guns. The country is up behind us and we have 
only half a day's provisions in reserve. The guns 
are booming away behind us. It's going to be 
very hard to hold this position. I wish Edward 
was here, and hope he is all right, with my kit. I 
want it badly, but I got some stufE from Percy 
Herbert this morning. We agreed that we had a 
most excellent chance of being cut oS. . . . One 
is sorry for these men here. They are starved in 
every way, ammunition excepted. They are not 
even given cigarettes and have to pay six times 
their price to the Arabs. Last night the Arabs were 
looting all over the place. A man tqld me this 
morning that a sick officer in the 21st Brigade 
found five Arabs in his tent and lost everything. 
Lucky for him that was all he lost. 

Saturday, May Q, 1916. H. M.S. "Mantis." Sheikh 
Saad. Yesterday my typewriter broke. A joUy 
mechanic more or less repaired it and refused money. 
" It's all for one purpose," he said. H.Q. suddenly 
determined to come down to Sheikh Saad in the 
afternoon. General Gorringe and General Ratcliffe 
went off, strafing like mad. Then the Mantis 
sailed. I found Edward on board the Blosse Lynch, 
with 200 " sea-gulls," as he called the sepoys. 
He was very upset about the Irish news, but glad 
to have found me. 

I walked at night with Bernard Buxton into 
the Arab village to find H.Q. A curious sight: 
Devons and Somersets, Gurkhas, Arabs and frogs 
all mixed up together. The Somersets were very 
glad to meet a friend. 



246 MONS, ANZAC, AND KUT 

This morning, after going through the evidence 
with the other officers about Bobby Palmer, I 
sent a telegram to Lord Selbome. They did not 
doubt the evidence of the Turks that he was killed. 

This morning I walked along the banks of the 
Tigris, whUe bodies floated down it. After a time 
I found the 4th Devons and John Kennaway, 
Acland Troyte and the rest, also a lot of people 
from home. Promised them cigarettes and that 
I would get messages home for them. The latest 
out were a bit depressed and complained of the 
shortage of food. Their camp isn't too bad. Three 
miles away, one can see Lot's Tomb, with generally, 
they say, a Turkish patrol on it. Sheikh Saad is 
supposed, J. K. says, to be Sodom. If you took 
our troops away, another dose of brimstone would 
do it and its inhabitants a lot of good. 

Then I saw Captain of the Indian Transport. 

He was miserable at the way that his men were 
treated. He said : (I) The drivers did not receive 
pay equal to sepoys, nor did they receive allowances, 
which mountain battery drivers and ammunition 
column drivers did receive. The work the trans- 
port drivers did was equally dangerous and more 
onerous. (2) There were no spare men. A transport 
driver went sick and the next man had to look 
after his animals. (3) They got no fresh clothes. 
Their clothes were in rags. (4) They had 21-lb. 
tents for four men. In a hot or a cold climate this 
is unhealthy ; very bad here. Also they have only 
one flap, so later on they'll be bound to get sunstroke. 

(5) They do not get mUk, cigarettes or tobacco. 

(6) They get no presents, such as the other Indian 
regiments have received. (7) The treatment of 
transport officers is not equal to that of a sepoy 



INDIAN TKANSPORT 247 

officer. Vide Subadar Rangbaz Khan, about thirty 
years' service. Becommended with many others. 
No notice taken. Only two recommendations 
given, those for actual valour. This man, if he 
had been with his relations in the cavalry, would 
probably have done less good work, but would have 
been covered with medals. 

I walked back through rain, with frogs every- 
where, a plague. It's a pity we can't get our men 
to eat them. One can't even teach the officers to 
eat them. John said the Arabs sniped them most 
nights, but they were well and not too uncomfortable. 
Jack Amory was there, but I didn't see him. He 
was out shooting sand-grouse. 

Sunday, May 7, 1916. H.M.8. "Mantis." Harris 
came up last night. He said all was quiet down the 
river. Subhi Bey, with a good many troops, had 
tried to cut us off at Kumait, but the floods were 
out. He said that last year Cowley prophesied 
that when the hot weather came the river would 
fall and that five-eighths of our transport would 
be useless. Cowley was generally right. If he 
was wrong then, he will probably be right now. 
Harris had been fishing the other day, when two 
of the Devons suddenly appeared, naked, beside 
him. They had swum the river, being carried a 
mUe and a half down, and intend to swim it again. 
It's very dangerous. They are wonderful fellows. 
I am on the Waterfly now. 

Early this morning a telegram arrived to say 
the Corps Commander wanted me at once. I 
spoke on the telephone to H. C. Cassel said : " Our 
men have fired on the Turks and they have collared 
the Sikhim. You must come and get her out. . . . 
I transferred to the Waterfly and came up with 



248 MONS, ANZAC, AND KUT 

Harris. I knew this would happen. What, appar- 
ently, happened was that the Turks fired four shots 
at the Sikhim. The Turkish ofl&cer was angry, 
and rigid orders had been issued to the Turks not 
to fire again. Then our men had opened fire. . . . 
But they don't all tell the same story. ... I have 
now got five contradictory orders from H.Q. 

Tuesday, May 9, 1916, Fekthiah. The last 
boatload of wounded is coming down and the 
truce will, I suppose, end. The Sikhim has made 
her last journey, A telegram arrived from the 
Admiral ordering me to go at once to Bushire. I 
am to get on board the Lawrence, sailing the 12th 
from Basra, and join him at Bushire. . . . (Here 
indescribable things follow.) I went round and said 
good-bye to everybody. 

There is a lot of cholera. General Rice died last 
night. There are many bodies floating down the 
river. It's tremendously hot, I have just seen 
Williams, thei doctor of the Sikhim. He says the 
Turks have been good throughout. The Arabs 
have looted at the beginning, but this has been 
put an end to. It's not going well with the Arabs. 
. , , We must largely depend on them for suppUes. 

Wednesday, May 10, 1916, H.M.S. "Mantis" I 
was to have left on S.l, but when it was apparent 
that it would not start that night, I went off to 
the Mantis. Buxton telephoned from Sheikh Saad 
that he would take me to Amara, if I could get 
there by 4.30 a,m, I came down with Colonel 
James, Many bodies in the river and much cholera 
at Wadi, Our men lack every mortal thing. I 
should like to send a telegram like this home, but 
don't expect I should be allowed to: "Prom my 
experience of this country, I see that, unless certain 



A TELEGEAM 249 

action is taken immediately, consequences that 
are disastrous to the health of the troops must 
follow. All realize here that the past economy of 
the Government of India is responsible for our 
failure {vide Sir W. Meyer's Budget speech), Unless 
this is realized in England and supplies taken out 
of the hands of the Government of India, altogether, 
or liberally supplemented from home and Egypt, 
the troops wiU suffer even more during this summer 
than last year. Condensed milk and oatmeal are 
essential to the troops. India cannot provide these 
under three months, by which time we shall have 
sustained great and unnecessary losses. Supplies 
of potatoes and onions wfll cease at the end of 
this month. If cold storage is found to be impossible, 
a substitute, e.g. dried figs, must be found. India 
cannot provide these substitutes in time. Suffi- 
cient ice-machines and soda-water machines are 
as essential to prevent heat-stroke in the trenches 
as to cure heat-stroke in the hospitals. India, 
unless ordered to commandeer these from clubs, 
private houses, etc., cannot provide them. Many 
Indian troops are in 21 -lb. tents, single flap, one 
tent to four men. Numbers of these will get sun- 
stroke. If you mean to hold this country, you 
can't do it on the lines of Sir W. Meyer. A railway 
is essential. A fall in the river would render hialf 
our present transport useless, above Kurna. Many 
of the troops here are young and not strong. If a 
disaster to their health, which, in its way, is as 
grave as the fall of Kut, and due to the same reason, 
lack of transport, is to be prevented, supplies must 
be taken in hand from England and Egypt." 

Thursday, May 11, 1916. H.M.S. "Mantis." 
Amara. Yesterday was one of the most beautiful 



250 MONS, ANZAC, AND KUT 

days imaginable. We came very fast down the 
river, with a delicious wind against us. On both 
banks there were great herds of sheep, cattle and 
nice-looking horses. Every horse here is blanketed 
by the Arabs, only our horses not blanketed. 
The Arabs vary a lot in looks. One man, towing 
a bellam, glancing back over his shoulder, was 
the picture of a snarling hyenjf. A great many 
of them were handsome. 

We came to Amara in the evening and found a 
lot of cholera. I went to the bazaar and bought 
what I could for J. K. and his mess, and cigarettes 
for the men, but couldn't get fishing tackle. 
Amara looked beautiful in the evening — fine, 
picturesque Arab buildings, and palm groves and 
forests up and down both sides of the lighted river. 
At night we anchored to a palm and slept well, 
in spite of great gusts of wind occasionally, which 
roared through the palm forests, and bursts of 
rifle fire on the banks by us, at Arabs, who 
were stealing or sniping us. Jackals cried in a 
chorus. 

To-day the river has been enchanted. Long 
processions of delicately built mehailahs, perfectly 
reflected in the water, drifted down, often com- 
manded by our own officers. The river turned into 
a glowing, limpid lake, almost without a land horizon. 
We passed the Marmariss, which the Turks fought 
until she caught fire. The Arab villages were half 
afloat. There was a look of peace everywhere, and 
the flood is too high to allow an attack on us. There 
was a glorious, dangerous sunset. The sky was 
a bank of clouds that caught fire and glowed east 
and west over the glowing water. The palms 
looked like a forest raised by magic from the river. 



TMii JiJNJJ 251 

It was like the most magnificent Mecca stone on 
the most gigantic scale. 

Pursefield, whose last night it is in Mesopotamia, 
asked me how much I wanted to get on. I said I 
couldn't see the people I wanted to that night, so 
it was the same to me if we got in after dawn next 
morning. We tied up in mid-stream, to avoid 
being sniped. No flies at all. Sherbrooke and I 
talked after dinner. 

Friday, May 12, 1916. H.M.S. "Lawrence." The 
Army Commander and General Money were both 
away, and I only spent twenty minutes at Basra. 
I saw BUI Beach and Captain Nunn and wrote a 
line to Gertrude Bell and George Lloyd. I wish 
I could have seen them both. The Silchim is there, 
in quarantine, her Red Cross looking like a huge 
tropical flower. I got on to the Lawrence. Cleanli- 
ness and comfort and good food. I wish the others 
could have it too. 



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abbot. The intimate account given in these pages of the life of a 
modern monk will be new to most readers, who will find it very 
interesting reading. The writer's monastic experiences embrace 
not only his own beautiful home in the Central Highlands, but 
Benedictine life and work in England, in Belgium, Germany and 
Portugal, and in' South America. One of the most novel and 
attractive chapters in the book is that dealing with' the work of 
the Order in the vast territory of Brazil. 

The volume is illustrated with an excellent portrait, and with 
some clever black-and-white drawings, the work of Mr. Richard 
Anson, one of the author's religious brethren, and a member of 
the Benedictine community at Caldey Abbey, in South Wales. 



Mr. Edward Arnold's Autumn Announcements. 3 

WITH THE PERSIAN EXPEDITION. 

By Major M. H. DONOHOE, 

Army Intelligence Corps. 
Special Correspondent of the " Daily Chronicle." 

With numerous Illustrations and Map. Demy 8w. i6s. net. 

Among the many " side-shows " of the Great War, few are so 
difficult for the average reader to understand as the operations in 
Northern Persia, an offshoot of the Bagdhad venture, which had 
for their object the policing of the warlike tribes in an area 
almost unknown to Europeans, and included the various attempts 
to reach and hold Baku, and so get command of the Caspian and 
Caucasia. 

The story of these operations — carried out by little, half- 
forgotten bodies of troops, mainly local levies who broke at the 
critical moment and left their British officers and N.C.O.'s to 
carry on alone — is one of the most amazing of the whole War, 
and comprises many episodes that recall the most stirring events 
of the Empire's pioneering days. 

By happy chance, Major M. H. Donohoe, the famous War 
Correspondent, whose work for the Daily Chronicle in all the 
wars of the past twenty years is well known, was in this part 
of the world as a Major on the Intelligence Staff, work for 
which his knowledge of men and languages off the beaten tract 
peculiarly fitted him. He has written the story of these opera- 
tions as he saw them, chiefly as a member of the Staff of the 
Military Mission under General Byron, known officially as the 
"Baghdad Party," and unofficially as the "Hush-Hush Brigade," 
which set forth early in 1918 to join the Column under General 
Dunsterville. Though there is little of fighting in the story, the 
book gives an admirable picture of the Empire's work done faith- 
fully under difficulties, and glimpses of places and peoples that 
are almost unknown even to the most venturesome traveller. 
Indeed, it is largely as a book about an unknown land that this 
volume will attract, together with its little pen-portraits of men 
and little pen-pictures of adventures, that Kipling would love. 

A PHYSICIAN IN FRANCE. 

By Major-General Sir WILMOT HERRINGHAM, 
K.C.M.G., C.B., 

Physician to St. Bartholomew's Hospital ; Consulting Physician 
TO THE Forces Overseas. 

I vol. Demy %vo. 15s. net. 
How the war, as seen at close quarters, struck a man eminent 
IB another profession than that of arms is the distinguishing 
feature of this volume of personal impressions. It is not, how- 



4 Mr. Edward Ar.nold's Autumn Announcements. 

ever, merely the outcome 'of a few weeks' sojourn or " trip to the 
trenches," with one eye on an expectant public, for the author 
has four times seen autumn fade into winter on the flat country- 
side of Flanders, and, when the war ended, was still at his post 
rendering invaluable services amidst unforgettable scenes. The 
author's comments on the day-to-day happenings are distinguished 
by a tone that is at once manly, reflective, and good-humoured. 
Medical questions are naturally prominent, but are dealt with 
largely in a manner that should interest the layman at the present 
time. Sir Wilmot was with Lord Robetts when he died. A very 
pleasing feature of the book is the constant revelation of the 
author's love of nature and sport, and his happy way of introducing 
such topics, together with descriptions of the country around him, 
makes a welcome contrast to the stern events which form the 
staple material of the book. There are some very amusing stories. 



LONDON MEN IN PALESTINE. 

By ROWLANDS COLDICOTT. 
With maps, i vol. Demy 8w. 12s. 6d. net. 

This book embraces so much more than the ordinary war story 
that we have a peculiar difficulty in describing it in a few chosen 
words. 

The curtain lifts the day after the battle of Sheria, one of the 
minor fights in General Allenby's first campaign — those move- 
ments of troops which came only to a pause with the capture 
of Jerusalem. Gaza has just been taken. You are introduced to 
one of the companies of a London battalion serving in the East, 
of which company the author is commander. The reading of a few 
lines, the passing of a few moments, causes you (such is the power of 
right words) to be attached to that company and to move in imagina- 
tion with it across the dazzling plain. When you have tramped a few 
miles you begin to realise, perhaps for the first time, the heat and 
torment of a day's march in Philistia. It is not long before you 
feel that you, too, are adventuring with the toiling soldiers ; with 
them you wonder where the halting place will be, what sort of 
bivouac you are likely to hit upon. By this time you will have 
met the officers — Temple, Trobus, Jackson — and are coming to 
have a nodding acquaintance with the men. Desire to compass 
the unknown, and sympathetic interest in the experiences of a 
company of your own country-men, Londoners footing it in a 
foreign land, now takes you irresistibly into the very heart of the 
tale, and you become one with the narrator. With him you 
wander among the ruins of Gaza, pass into southern Palestine, and 



Mr. Edward Arnold's Autumn Announcements. 5 

come to the foot-hills of Judea. With him you slowly become 
conscious that the long series of marches is planned to culminate 
in an assault upon Jerusalem. Now you are part of a dusty 
cglumn winding up mto Judea by the Jerusalem road, looking 
hour by hour upon those natural phenomena that suggested the 
parables. " London Men in Palestine " brings all this home to 
you as if you were a passer-by. Next, the massing of troops 
about the Holy City is described, and you are given a distant view 
of the city itself. A chapter follows that describes the coming of 
the rains. Then you spend a night in an old rock-engendered 
fortress- village while troops pass through to the attack, the storm 
still at its height. A chapter follows that tells of a crowded day — 
too complex and full of incident here to be described. The book , 
closes with an exciting description of a fight on the Mount of Olives. 



MONS, ANZAC, AND KUT. 

By an.M.P. 
I vol. Demy 8vo. 14s. net. 

The writer of these remarkable memoirs, whose anonymity will 
not veil his identity from his friends, is a man well known, not 
only in England, but also abroad, and the pages are full of the 
writer's charm, and gaiety of spirit, and " courage of a day that 
knows not death." Day by day, in the thick of the most stirring 
events in history, he jotted down his impressions at fjrst hand, 
and although parts of the diary cannot yet be published, enough 
is given to the world to form a graphic and very human history. 

'Our author was present at the most critical part of the Retreat 
from Mons. He took part in the dramatic defence of Landrecies, 
and the stand at Compiegne. Wounded, and a prisoner, he 
describes his experiences in a German hospital and his subsequent 
recapture by the British during the Marne advance. 

The scene then shifts to Gallipoli, where he was present at the 
immortal first landing, surely one of the noblest pages of our 
history. He took part in the fierce fighting at Suvla Bay, and, 
owing to his knowledge of Turkish, he had amazing experiences 
during the Armistice arranged for the burial of the dead. 

Later, the author was in Mesopotamia, where he accompanied 
the relieving force in their heroic attempt to save Kut. On 
several occasions he was sent out between the lines to conduct 
negociations between the Turks and ourselves. 

" Mons, Anzac, and Kut "... A day and a day will pass, 
before the man and the moment meet to- give us another book 
like this. We congratulate ourselves that the author survived to 
write it. 



6 Mr. Edward Arnold's Autumn Announcements. 

THE STRUGGLE IN THE AIR. 

-, 1 9 14-19 1 8. 

By Major CHARLES C. TURNER (late R.A.F.). 

Assoc. Fellow R.Aer.Soc, Cantor Lectures on Aeronautics, 1909. Author of 
"Aircraft of To-day," "The Romance of Aeronautics," and (with 
GusTAv Hamel) of "Flying: Some Practical Experiences," 
Editor of "Aeronautics," etc.,; etc., etc. 

With Illustrations, i vol.. Demy 8vo. 15s. net. 

Major Turner served in the flying arm throughout the 
great conflict, chiefly as an instructor of officers of the Royal 
Naval Air Service, and then of the Royal Air Force in the 
principles of flight, aerial navigation, and other subjects. He did 
much experimental work, made one visit to the Front, and was 
mentioned in dispatches. The Armistice found him in the position 
of Chief Instructor at No. 2 School of Aeronautics, Oxford. 

The classification of this book explains its scope and arrange- 
ment. The chapters are as follows : 

Capabilities of Aircraft ; Theory in 1914; The flight to France 
and Baptism of Fire ; Early Surprises ; Fighting in the Air, 
1914-1915; 1916; 1917; 1918: Zeppelins and the Defence; 
Night Flying ; The Zeppelin Beaten ; Aeroplane Raids on 
England; Bombing the Germans; Artillery Observation ; Recon- 
naissance and Photography ; Observation Balloons ; Aircraft and 
Infantry; Sea Aircraft; Heroic Experimenters; Casualties in 
the Third Arm ; The Robinson Quality. 

CAUGHT BY THE TURKS. 

By FRANCIS YEATS-BROWN. 

I vol. Demy 8vo. los. 6d. net. 

This book contains a full measure of adventure and excitement. 
The author, who. is a Captain in the Indian Cavalry, was serving 
in the Air Force in Mesopotamia in 1915, and was captured 
through an accident to the aeroplane while engaged in a 
hazardous and successful attempt to cut the Turkish telegraph 
lines north and west of Baghdad, just before the Battle of 
Ctesiphon. Then came the horrors of the journey to Constanti- 
nople, during which the " terrible Turk " showed himself in his 
worst colours ; but it was in Constantinople that the most thrilling 
episodes of his captivity had their origin. The story of the 
Author's first attempt to escape (which did not succeed) and of 
his subsequent lucky dash for freedom, is one of intense interest, 
and is told in a most vivid and dramatic way. 



Mr. Edward Arnold's Autumn Announcements. 7 

JOHN HUGH ALLEN 

OF THE GALLANT COMPANY 

A Memoir by his Sister INA MONTGOMERY. 

With Portrait, i vol. Demy 8fo. los. 6d. net. 

This book is the life-story of a young New Zealander who was 
killed in action at the Dardanelles in June, 1915. It is told mainly 
in his ov/n letters and diaries— which have been supplemented, so 
far as was needful, with the utmost tact and discretion by his 
sister — and falls naturally into three principal stages. Allen spent 
four very strenuous years, 1907-1911, at Cambridge, where he 
occupied a prominent position among his contemporaries as an 
active member, and eventually President of the Union. Though 
undergraduate politics are not usually taken very seriously by the 
outside world, yet this side of Allen's Cambridge career has an 
interest far transcending the merely personal one. Possessed, as 
he was, of remarkable gifts, which he had cultivated by assiduous 
practice as a speaker and writer, and passionately interested in 
all that concerns the British Empire, and the present and future 
relations between the United Kingdom and the Overseas 
Dominions, his record may well stand as representative of the 
attitude of the Bite of the New Zealand youth towards these vital 
matters in the period just preceding the war. 

After Cambridge, he returned for a time to New Zealand, where 
he resolved to make his permanent home, but came back to 
England in December, 1913, to complete his legal studies and get 
called to the bar, and was still in England when the war broke 
out. Consequently the second stage is the story of seven months' 
experience as a lieutenant in the 13th Battalion of the Worcesters, 
and his letters of this period give an attractive, and intensely 
graphic account of the making of the new army. Finally, he was 
despatched, with a few other selected officers, to the Dardanelles, 
arrived on May 25th at Cape Helles, and was attached to the 
Essex regiment. The last stage, brief, glorious, and terrible, 
lasted only twelve days but, brief as it was, he had time to draw 
an enthralling picture of the unexampled horrors of this particular 
phase of trench-warfare. The book is steeped, from beginning 
to end, in a sober but fervent enthusiasm; and the cult of the 
Empire, in its noblest form, has seldom been as finely exemplified 
as by the life and death of John Allen. 



8 Mr. Edward Arnold's Autumn Announcements, 

NOJEL ROSS AND HIS WORK. 

Edited by HIS PARENTS. 

I vol. Demy %vo. los. 6d. net. 

A series of charming sketches by a young New Zealander, who 
died in December, 1917, on the threshold of a brilliant literary 
career. Noel Ross was one of those daring Anzacs who made 
the landiiig on Gallipoli. Wounded, in the early days of the 
terrible fighting there, he was discharged from the Army, came 
to London, rejoined there, and obtained a commission in the 
Royal Field Artillery. Afterwards he became a valued member 
of the Editorial Staff of The Times, on which his genius was at 
once recognized and highly appreciated. Much of his work 
appeared in The Times, and he was also a contributor to Punch. 
In collaboration with his father, Captain Malcolm Ross, the New 
Zealand War Correspondent, he was the author of " Light and 
Shade in War," of which the Daily Mail said: "It is full of> 
Anzac virility, full of Anzac buoyancy, and surcharged with that 
devil-may-care humour that, has so astounded us jaded peoples 
of an older world." 

' His writings attracted the attention of such capable writers 
as Rudyard Kipling, and Sir Ian Hamilton, who said he reminded 
him in many ways of that gallant and brilliant young Englishman, 
Rupert Brooke. 

WITH THE BRITISH INTERNED 
IN SWITZERLAND. 

By LiEUT.-CoLONEL H. p. PICOT, C.B.E., ' • 

Late Military Attach^, 1914-16, and British Officer in Charge of the 
Interned, 1916-18. 

I vol. Demy 8vo. Cloth. los. 6d. net. 

In this volume Colonel Picot tells us, in simple and lucid 
fashion, how some thousands of our much tried and suffering 
countrymen were transferred — to the eternal credit of Switzer- 
land — from the harsh conditions of captivity to a neutral soil, 
there to live in comparative freedom amid friendly surroundings. 
He describes in some' detail the initiative taken by the Swiss 
Government on behalf of the Prisoners of War in general, and 
the negociations which preceded the acceptance by the Belligerent 
States of the principle of Internment, and then recounts the 
measures taken by that Government for the hospitalization of 



Mr. Edward Arnold's Autumn Announcements, g 

some 30,000 Prisoners of War, and the organization of a Medical 
Service for the treatment of the sick and wounded. 

Turning, then, more particularly to the group of British 
prisoners, he deals with their discipline, their camp life, the steps 
taken for spiritual welfare, and the organization of sports and 
recreations, and an interesting chapter records the efforts made 
to afford them technical training in view of their return to civil 
life. 

The book also comprises a resume of the formation and 
development of the Bread Bureau at Berne, which ultimately, 
in providing bread for 100,000 British prisoners of war in 
Germany, doubtless saved countless lives ; and a description of 
the activities of the British Legation Red Cross Organization, 
both of which institutions were founded by Lady Grant Duff, 
wife of H.M.'s Minister at Berne. 

Colonel Picot, throws many interesting sidelights on life in 
Switzerland in war-time — diplomatic, social, and artistic — and his 
modest and self-effacing narrative dwells generously on the 
devotion of all those who, whether by appointment or chance, 
were associated with him in his beneficent labours. 

It is hoped that this account of a specif jihase in the history 
of our countrymen will prove of interest to that large public 
who have shown in countless ways their sympathy with all that 
concerns the welfare of Prisoners of War. 



A CHILDHOOD IN BRITTANY 
EIGHTY YEARS AGO. 

By ANNE DOUGLAS SEDGWICK, 

Author pF " Tante," "The Encounter," etc. 

Demy 8vo. Cloth. los. 6d. net. 

'VVith exquisite literary art which the reading public has recog- 
nised in " Tante " and others of her novels, the author of this 
book tells of a great lady's childhood in picturesque Brittany in 
the middle of the last century. It covers that period of life 
around which the tenderest and most vivid memories cluster; 
a childhood set in a district of France rich in romance, and rich 
in old loyalties to manners and customs of a gracious era that is 
irrevocably in the past. 

Charming vignettes of character, marvellous descriptions of 
houses, costumes and scenery, short stories in silhouette of 
pathetic or humorous characters — these are also in the book. 

And through it all the author is seen re-creating a background, 
which has profoundly influenced one of the finest literary artists 
of the last century. 



10 Mr. Edward Arnold's Autumn Announcements. 

GARDENS : THEIR FORM 
AND DESIGN. 

By the Viscountess WOLSELEY. 

With numerous Illustrations by Miss M. G. CAMPION. 

I vol. Medium Svo, 21s. net. 

The present volume, which is beautifully got up and illustrated, 
deals with form and line in the garden, a subject comparatively 
new in England. 

Lady Wolseley's book suggests simple, inexpensive means — 
the outcome of practical knowledge and experience — for achieving 
charming results in gardens of all sizes. Her College of Gar- 
dening at Glynde has shown Lady Wolseley how best to make 
clear to thpse who have never before thought about garden design, 
some of the complex subjects embraced by it, such as Water 
Gardens, Rock Gardens, Treillage, Paved Gardens, Surprise 
Gardens, etc. The book contains many decorative and imaginar 
tive drawings by Miss Mary G. Campion, as well as a large 
number of practical diagrams and plans, which further illustrate 
the author's ideas and add to the value of the book. 

MEMORIES OF THE MONTHS. 

SIXTH SERIES. 

By the Rt. Hon. Sir HERBERT MAXWELL, Bt., 
F.R.S., D.C.L., LL.D. 

With photogravure frontispiece. Large Crown Bvo. los. 6d. net. 

It is some years since the fifth series of " Memories of the 
Months " was issued, but the demand for Sir Herbert Maxwell's 
charming volumes continues unabated. Every year rings new 
changes on the old order of Nature, and the observant eye can 
always find fresh features on the face of the Seasons. Sir 
Herbert Maxwell goes out to meet Nature on the moor and loch, 
in garden and forest, and writes of what he sees and feels. It is 
a volume of excellent gossip, the note-book of a well-informed 
and high-spirited student of Nature, where the sportsman's 
ardour is tempered always with the sympathy of the lover of 
wild things, and the naturalist's interest is leavened with the 
humour of a cultivated man of the world. This is what gives 
the work its abiding charm, and makes these memories fill the 
place of old friends on the library bookshelf. 



Mr. Edward Arnold's Autumn Announcements. ii 



SINGLE-HANDED CRUISING. 

By FRANCIS B. COOKE, 

Author of "The Corinthian Yachtsman's Handbook," "Cruising Hints," Etc. 

Illustrated, los. 6d. net. 

The contents of this volume being based upon the author's 
many years' practical experience of single-handed sailing, are 
sure to be acceptable to those who, either from choice or 
necessity, make a practice of cruising alone. Of the four 
thousand or more yachts whose names appear in Lloyd's 
Register, quite a considerable proportion are small craft used for the 
most part for week-end cruising, and single-handed sailing is a 
proposition that the owner of a week-ender cannot afford altogether 
to ignore. To be dependent upon the assistance of friends, who 
may leave one in the lurch at the eleventh hour, is a miserable 
business that can only be avoided by having a yacht which one is 
capable of handling alone. The ideal arrangement is to have a 
vessel of sufficient size to accommodate one or two guests and yet 
not too large to be sailed single-handed at a pinch. In this book 
Mr. Cooke gives some valuable hints on the equipment and handling 
of such a craft, which, ifc may be remarked, can, in the absence of 
paid hands, be maintained at comparatively small cost. 



MODERN ROADS. 

By H. PERCY BOULNOIS, M.Inst.C.E., F.R.San.Inst., etc. 

Demy %vo. i6s. net. 

The author is well known as one of the leading authorities on 
road-making, and he deals at length with Traffic, Water-bound 
Macadam Roads, Surface Tarring, Bituminous Roads, Waves 
and Corrugations, Slippery Roads, Paved Streets (Stone and 
Wood, etc.), Concrete Road Construction, etc. 



12 Mr. Edward Arnold's Autumn Announcements. 



A THIN GHOST AND OTHERS. 

By Dr. M. R. JAMES, 

Provost of Eton College, 

Crown %vo. Cloth. 4s. 6d. net. 

The Provost of Eton needs no introduction as a past master of 
the art of making our flesh creep, and those who have enjoyed 
his earlier books may rest assured that his Ijand has lost none of 
its blood7Curdling cunning. Neither is it necessary to remind 
therd that Dr. James's inexhaustible stories of archasological 
erudition furnish him with a unique power of giving' his gruesome 
tales a picturesque setting, and heightening by their literary and 
antiquarian charm the exquisite pleasure derived from thrills of 
imaginary terror. This latter quality iias never been more happily 
displayed than in the stories contained in the present volume, 
which we submit with great confidence to the judgment of all 
who appreciate — and who does not;? — a good old-fashioned hair- 
raising ghost story. 

IRew Ebftions. 



GHOST STORIES OF AN 
ANTIQUARY. 

By Dr. M. R. JAMES, 

PsovosT OF Eton College. 

New Edition, Crown 8vo. 5s. net. 

MORE GHOST STORIES. 

By Dr. M. R. JAMES. 
New Edition. Crown 8vo. gs. net. 

THE PERFECT GENTLEMAN. 

By Captain HARRY GRAHAM, 

Author of "Ruthless Rhymes," etc. 

New Edition, < Crown 8z;o. Cloth, 35. 6d. net. 

THE COMPLETE SPORTSMAN. 

By Captain HARRY GRAHAM. 
New Edition. Crown 8vo. Cloth. 3s. 6d. net. 



Mr. Edward Arnold's Autumn Announcements. 13 

^be flDobern i£bucator'6 Xtbrarig. 

General Editor: Professor A. A. COCK. 

The present age is seeing an unprecedented advance in educa- 
tional theory and practice ; its whole outlook on the ideals and 
methods of teaching is being widened. The aim of this new series 
is to present the considered views of teachers of wide experience, 
and eminent ability, upon the changes in method involved in this 
development, and upon the problems which still remain to be 
solved, in the several branches of teaching with which they are 
most intimately connected. It is hoped, therefore, that these 
volumes will be instructive not only to teachers, but to all who are 
interested in the progress of education. 

Each volume, contains an index and a comprehensive biblio- 
graphy of the subject with which it deals. 

EDUCATION : ITS DATA AND 
FIRST PRINCIPLES. 

By T. PERCY NUNN, M.A., D.Sc, 

Professor of Education in the University of London ; Author of " The Aims 
AND Achievements of Scientific Method," "The Teaching of Algebra," etc. 

Crown 8vo. Cloth. 6s. net. 

Dr. Nunn's volume really forms an introduction to the whole 
series, and deals with the fundamental questions which lie at the 
root of educational inquiry. The first is that of the aims of educa- 
tion. These, he says, are always correlative to ideals pf life, and, 
as ideals of life are eternally at variance, their conflict will be 
reflected in educational theories. The individualism of post- 
reformation Europe gradually gave way to a reaction culminating 
in Hegel, which pictured the state as the superentity of which the 
single life is but a fugitive element. The logical result of this 
Hegelian ideal the world has just seen, and educators of to-day 
have to decide' whether to foster this sinister tradition or to help 
humanity to escape from it to something better. What we need 
is a doctrine which, while admitting the importance of the social 
element in man, reasserts the importance of the individual. 

This notion of individuality as the ideal of life is worked out at 
length, and on the results of this investigation are based the con- 
clusions which are reached upon the practical problem of 
embodying this ideal in teaching. Among other subjects, the 
author deals with Routine and Ritual, Play, Nature and Nurture, 
Imitation, Instinct ; and there is a very illuminating last chapter 
on " The School and the Individual." 



14 Mr. , Edward Arnold's Autumn Announcements. 

MORAL AND RELIGIOUS 
EDUCATION. 

By SOPHIE BRYANT, D.Sc, Litt.D. 

Late Head Mistrbss of the North London Collegiate School for Girls 
Author of "Educational Ends," etc. 

Crown 8vo. Cloth. 6s. net. 

In this book, Mrs. Bryant, whose writings on educational sub- 
jects are widely known, takes the view that in order to produce 
the best result over the widest area, the teaching of morality 
through the development of religious faith, and its teaching by 
direct appeal to self-respect, reason, sympathy and common 
sense, are both necessary. In religion, more than in anything 
else,; different individuals must follow different paths to the goal. 

Upon this basis the book falls into four parts. The first deals 
with the processes of spiritual self-realisation by means of interest 
in knowledge and art, and of personal affections and social interest, 
which all emerge in the development of conscience. The second 
part treats of the moral ideal and how it is set forth by means of 
heroic romance and history, and in the teaching of Aristotle, to 
build up the future fcitizen. The third presents the religious ideal, 
its beginnings and the background of ideas implied by it, together 
with suggestions for study of the Bible and the lives of the Saints. 
In the fourth part the problem of the reasoned presentment of 
religious truths is dealt with in detail. 

There is no doubt that this book makes a very considerable 
addition to what has already been' written on the subject of 
religious education. 

THE TEACHING OF MODERN 

FOREIGN LANGUAGES IJST SCHOOL 

AND UNIVERSITY. 

By H. G. ATKINS, M.A., 

Professor of German in King's College, University of London, 
AND University Reader in German, 

AND 

H. L. HUTTON, M.A., 

Senior Modern Language Master at Merchant Taylors' School. 

Crown 8vo, Cloth. 6s, net. 

The first part of this book deals with the School, the second 
with the University, While each part is mainly written by one 
of the authors, they have acted in collaboration and have treated 



Mr. Edward Arnold's Autumn Announcements. 15 

the two subjects as interdependent. They have referred only briefly 
to the main features of the past history, and have chiefly tried to 
give a broad survey of the present position of modern language 
teaching, and the desirable policy for the future. 

As regards the School, conclusions are first reached as to the 
relative amount of time to be devoted to modern languages in the 
curriculum, abd the various branches of the subject — its organ- 
isation and methods, the place of grammar and the history of the 
language — are then discussed. A chapter is devoted to the 
questions relating to the second foreign language, and the study 
is linked up with the University course. 

In the second part Professor Atkins );races the different ends to 
which the School course continued at the University may lead, 
with special reference to the higher Civil Service Examinations 
and to the training of Secondary School Teachers. 

The general plan of the book was worked out before the publi- 
cation of the report of the Government Committee appointed by 
the Prime Minister to enquire into the ■ position of Modern 
Languages in the educational system of Great Britain. With 
the report, however, the authors' conclusions were in the main 
found to agree, and the text of the book has been brought up-to- 
date by references to the report which have been made in footnotes 
as well as in places in the text. No further modifications were 
thought to be necessary. 

The book will be found to give a comprehensive review of the 
whole field of modern language teaching and some valuable help 
towards the solution of its problems. 



THE CHILD UNDER EIGHT. 

By E. R. MURRAY, 

Vice-Principal of Maria Grey Training College; Author of "Froebel as a 
Pioneer in Modern Psychology," etc., 

AND 

HENRIETTA BROWN SMITH, LL.A., 

Lecturer in Education, Goldsmith's College, University of London ; Editor of 
" Education by Life." 

Crown 8vo. Cloth. 6s. net. 

The authors of this book deal with the young child at the outset 
of its education, a stage the importance of which cannot be 
exaggerated. The volume is written in two parts, the first 
dealing with, the child in the Nursery.and Kindergarten, and the 
second with the child in the State School, Much that is said is 
naturally applicable to either form of School, and, where this is so, 
repetition has been avoided by means of cross references. , 



i6 Mr. Edward Arnold's Autumn Announcements. 

The authors find that the great weakness of English education 
in the past has been want of a definite aina to put before the 
children, and the want of a philosophy for the teacher. Without 
some understanding of the meaning and purpose of life the teacher 
is at the mercy of every fad, and is apt to exalt method above 
principle. This book is an attempt to gather together certain 
, recognised principles, and to show in the light of actual experience 
how these may be applied to existing circumstances. They put 
forward a strong plea for the recognition of the' true value of Play, 
the " spontaneous activity in all directions," and for courage 
and faith on the part of the teacher to put this recognition into 
practice ; and they look forward to the time when the conditions 
of public Elementary Schools, from the Nursery School up, will be 
such — in point of numbers, space, situation and beauty of 
surroundings— that parents of any class will gladly let their 
children attend them. 



Further volumes in this series are in preparation and will he 
published shortly. 



FIRST PRINCIPLES OF MUSIC. 

By F. J. READ, Mus. Doc. (Oxon.) 

Formerly Professor at the Royal College of Music. 

Crown %vo. is. 6d. 

This book is the result of the author's long experience as 
Professor of Theory at the Royal College of Music, and is the 
clearest and most concise treatise of the kind that has yet been 
written. 

" It is a useful little book, covering a wider field than any other of the kind 
that we know." — The Times. 

" It is calculated to quicken interest in various subjects outside the normal 
scope of an elementary musical grammar. The illustrated chapter on 
orchestral instruments, for instance, is a welcome and stimulating innovation, ' ' 
—Daily Telegraph. 



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